The story of the princess coaxing his wife.

1. The more stories and jokes that make your girlfriend happy, the better! ! Thank you! !

A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

A few days ago, I quarreled with my beloved wife over a trivial matter, and then they were very angry. After nearly 50 hours of silence, I apologized to my wife and wanted to end the cold war. Later I asked my wife, "Wife, are you still angry?"

Unexpectedly, my two-year-old son parrots and turns to ask, "Wife, are you still angry?"

I have to point out the mistake: "This is my wife, not your wife. You should call mom! "

The son seems to want to correct his mistake quickly: "mom and wife, are you still angry?"

"Mom is a mother, wife is a wife, mother is not a wife, and wife is not a mother."

"Oh, not my wife's mother. Are you still angry? "

"There is no such thing. Why isn't your mother a wife? Still a big girl? She is my wife.

The son looked blank, but his wife reacted from a thick smile: "Son, you should say,' My wife, my mother, are you still angry? " "

I couldn't help laughing: "Did someone call you that?" How complicated it is. Remember, son, when you grow up, you will have your own wife to call. Now I can only call your mother! "

The son really understood: "Mom, how long will it take me to call your wife?"

Please tell your girlfriend a bedtime story, not one that can kill people easily. Don't use too many words, too many hands are tired …

The bedtime story for my girlfriend is:

1, holiday in heaven

One day, while vacationing in heaven, an angel came to earth. In order to solve his boredom, he said to a girl, I can realize your wishes, power, money, beauty and love. ...

The girl thinks seriously, and the angel is a little scared. If she said something he didn't realize, she would lose face. In short, she must see how powerful angels are. I hope she worships me and I hope she appreciates me.

"I want to hear you say good night to me before going to bed every day!"

5. The White Rabbit and the Wolf

"Grandpa, you won't be overbearing in the future, will you?" The white rabbit looked at the wolf seriously.

"Of course, Uncle Wolf keeps his word!" The wolf can't wait to stand at attention and salute. "I promise your beautiful big eyes!" Promise not to step on your flowers, and promise not to tie a bow on your beautiful ears. And make sure ... "

The wolf reluctantly replied, "Don't mess up your particularly soft hair."

"You can tie the bow ..." She thought about it and whispered, "I can also rub your hair ..."

"You let your sister go! Why do you tie Lao Tzu to the rabbit's ear? " The butterfly is very angry. "Don't move, don't move." The wolf tried to persuade him gently and put the butterfly on the rabbit's ear. "Uncle, is there any misunderstanding between us?" The little white rabbit sat blankly. "This is your surprise?"

"I know how happy you are inside, so don't hide it!" The wolf looks very proud. "Sure enough, my mother was right. A good-looking girl can just act! "

3. Who can tell me some short stories about putting my wife to sleep?

True love can not be expressed by copying words, but from the heart. When you fall in love with someone, your whole heart will be attracted by the person you love, fascinated by him (her) and worried about him (her). I hope you can see him (her) every minute, and you will always think of him (her) when you don't see him. Seeing him will make my heart beat faster, and I feel particularly good when I am together. Always think of him (her) and be happy. I care about him (her) very much. I will be happy with him (her). Believe in yourself ~ As long as there is love, happiness will definitely exist ~

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Ask some stories to make your girlfriend fall asleep as long as possible.

Mr. Rabbit has never been in love. I always feel sick recently, so I went to the forest clinic to see Dr. Yang. Dr. Yang felt his pulse and asked, "What's the matter, Mr. Rabbit?" Mr. Rabbit said gloomily, "I can't concentrate on my work recently. My heart is pounding and I can't sleep well. What do you think is wrong with me? " Dr. Yang gave Mr. Rabbit a detailed examination, but found nothing. At this time, Miss Rabbit came to the forest clinic. She just came back to get the medicine after seeing the sick Miss Rabbit. When Mr. Rabbit saw Miss Rabbit, his face turned red and he was short of breath. He shyly hid under Dr. Sheep's desk. Later, Dr. Yang said to Mr. Rabbit, "There is nothing wrong with you, but you are in love." "What is love?" Mr. Rabbit asked doubtfully; "Love is that when you see her, you will be shy, your heart will plop, and your face and ears will suddenly turn red; When I can't see her, my mind is full of her shadow, and my heart is always awkward, which is very uncomfortable. " The goat doctor said. Mr. Rabbit still doesn't understand. On the way home, he bowed his head in thought. He walked and ran into a cool bear. Cool bear is the coolest bear cub in the forest. Many small animals like him and try to be his girlfriend. Knowing that Cool Bear's emotional experience must be very rich, Mr. Rabbit asked, "Brother Bear, do you know what love is?" "Love is that I have a jar of honey, and I am willing to give it to her …" Mr. Rabbit scratched his head. It's too complicated ... I don't understand. Mr. Rabbit thought as he walked, and suddenly his head began to understand. "I've been thinking about Miss Rabbit recently. I want to live with her, grow carrots and raise rabbits together. I must be in love with Miss Rabbit! " At this time, he found a seven-color flower sprouting by the roadside. There is a legend in the forest that seven-color flowers can only grow in the soil moistened by love, and the probability of their appearance is extremely low. If you take it to show your love to the people you love, their love will be long and happy. Mr. Rabbit picked colorful flowers and ran happily to Miss Rabbit's house. Mr. Rabbit ran too fast. When Miss Rabbit came home, she found that all seven petals had been blown off by the wind, leaving only bare branches in her hand. Mr. Rabbit is crying. "What can I do? Without colorful flowers, Miss Rabbit will not accept my love. " Mr. Rabbit cried so sadly that he caught the attention of Cupid, the god of love. Cupid was moved by his persistence and asked God for instructions. Knowing the situation, God decided to fulfill the lovers. With a wave of his hand, the sky began to rain petals of seven colors, and the petals fell to the ground and became dazzling flowers of seven colors. Mr. Rabbit looked at everything in front of him and stopped crying. Attracted by the scenery outside, Miss Rabbit opened the door and saw Mr. Rabbit standing at her door. In fact, Miss Rabbit has had a crush on Mr Rabbit for a long time. Accompanied by this scene, the two rabbits kissed deeply. From then on, they lived a happy life ... Those who really love each other will always get God's blessing; People who pursue persistently can always get everything they want. May all lovers get married.

5. The story of putting your girlfriend to bed

The story of putting his girlfriend to sleep is:

1, durian and apple

Durian took the tape and wrapped it himself. When she was wrapped around it, she suddenly stopped and said to a red apple, do you think I am perfect now? Is it possible to fall in love? "

Apple raised an eyebrow and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to fall in love? "

Durian continued to wrap around its belt and said, "Yes, I like girls with red faces. It doesn't seem to know yet. " I always say that the grape brother next door looks good. I don't think so. I think I look good too! "

Apple smiled and said, "Are you talking about me?" Durian said, "Yes, I wrapped the tape so as not to prick you!" " "Apple smiled, and then they were together.

5. More important than happiness

"Rabbit ash, I like you. What should I do? "

"I like it."

"But we have different skin colors, and other rabbits will gossip about us behind our backs."

"Dear little white, don't care about gossip. As rabbits, we only need to care about the wolf behind us. "

"But rabbit ash, you say, can we find our own happiness?"

"Can't find it is late. Like it first. "

"What if I just can't find it?"

"Even if I can't find happiness, I have found you. Rabbit white, for me, you are more important than happiness. "

6. Fairy tales suitable for telling your girlfriend at night

Fairy tales suitable for telling girlfriends at night: Mulan, Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Mermaid, Frozen.

1, Mulan

After the reform of Emperor Xiaowen in the Northern Wei Dynasty, the social economy developed and people's lives were relatively stable. But at that time, the nomadic people in the north kept harassing the south, and the Northern Wei regime stipulated that each family should send a man to the front.

Mulan's father was too old to go to war and her younger brother was too young, so Mulan decided to join the army instead of her father and began her long-term military life. It is difficult for many men to go to the border to fight, not to mention that Mulan has to hide her identity and kill the enemy with her friends.

But Mulan finally fulfilled her mission and returned home in triumph after 12 years. Because of her great contribution, the emperor thought that she was capable of serving in the imperial court and holding an official position. But Mulan refused. She only asked the emperor to let her go home and honor her parents.

Although the background of the story is in feudal times, girls should not sell themselves short, but be brave in taking risks, which has strong practical educational significance.

5. Frozen

The film tells the story of Aisha, the queen who has possessed the magic of ice and snow since she was a child. Because of an accident, her kingdom Arendelle is always covered with ice and snow. In order to recapture the summer, Aisha's sister Princess Anna, together with mountaineer Christopher and his reindeer companions, began an adventure to save the kingdom.

This story ranks first because little winter melon likes this story best, haha. The two girls in the story, Anna and Aisha, have very distinct personalities. Anna dares to love and hate, and Aisha takes care of the overall situation. These are the precious qualities of girls. Many children have gradually formed their own world outlook and values because of listening to this story.

7. A love story about putting your girlfriend to bed.

Love stories about putting your girlfriend to bed are:

1, boars and sows

Once upon a time, there were two pigs, a male and a female. The boar always guards the sows at night because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are sleeping. As the days passed, the sows gradually gained weight and the boars became thinner day by day.

One day, the boar suddenly heard the owner discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Whenever the owner brings food, the boar always rushes up and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lay down to sleep and told the sow that it was her turn to keep watch. If he finds out that she is not on duty, he will never talk to her again.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar lived a stable life as if nothing had happened.

Soon, a month passed, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow had little meat left, but the boar was shining. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher took the wild boar away.

The moment the pig was dragged out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future." The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the fence door had been closed by the owner. ......

2. Tofu and twist

Twist is ready to confess to the bean bag, "That ... you are so fat."

Bean bag is unhappy, "Oh."

Twist rubbed his hands and said, "You … you are white … white and fat …"

Bean bag glared at him. "I know!"

Drizzt is a little nervous. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I want to say ...", and Doubao scrambled to say, "You've lost weight! You have lost weight! "

Drizzt scratched his head and whispered, "I mean, you must be easily hugged ..."

5. A spoonful of ice cream

"Eat a spoonful of ice cream and you will become a pig like me." The pig raised its hoof to warn the wolf.

"Stupid pig like you will believe you! Just ice cream, it's amazing. " The wolf held down the trotters and ate a spoonful of ice cream.

Knock, knock, knock. The wolf turned into a pig with black ruby eyes, big ears and a crooked tail.

"Ah ah, how did I become a pig!" The little gray pig gave a "small voice" of surprise.

"Because, because I made this ice cream, I gave it the magic of' people who eat it will accompany me all my life'." The pig snorted and laughed.

8. Stories and jokes that please your wife.

1. A woman wants to change her gender. Doctor: At present, only men become women, and no women become men.

The woman asked: Why?

The doctor replied: it is easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree. If you plant it, it will be even harder to live.

2. A male colleague bought a new mobile phone and wrapped it in a leather case.

A female colleague fiddled with her mobile phone and said, "What condom did you use? Don't use condoms. How uncomfortable! "

The male colleague replied: "Condoms are clean and safe!"

3. I am a woman. At the meeting today, the leader said, "I never recruit women, and women are the most unreliable."

I asked weakly, "What about me?"

Leader: "You can be a man because you are stronger!" " "

4. Chat with your best friend.

Her right index finger stood on her head and said to me, "You have lost weight."

I'm so happy that losing weight for a year has finally worked.

I asked her why she held her finger so high.

She said, "Put a lightning rod on your head, and you will be struck by lightning if you tell lies."

9. The story of begging your wife to sleep

Dear, this is my original, I hope to adopt it.

When I was eight years old, I was eating sesame cakes at home that I spent fifty cents on, when suddenly a gust of wind blew.

A travel-stained old man appeared at my door. Although he is dressed as a beggar, he is very distinctive. His trousers actually fall over his shoulders.

I asked, "Grandpa, what can I do for you?" The old man said, "little doll, grandpa, I haven't eaten for days." Can you give me something to eat? "

I am such a kind boy. I'll give you my bite of sesame seed cake.

He swallowed it in one gulp. I was completely confused at that time. Is this a person?

The old man smacked his mouth while eating the baked wheat cake and said, "Xiaowa, our meeting today shows that we are predestined friends." Let me help you figure it out. "

Suddenly, the old man shouted all over his body and almost scared me to death. "ah! ! ! Baby, oh, oh, oh, you were born with satellites and blue faces, but when you were eighteen (tell me when you met her).

18 years old, you will meet the nemesis in life. One of her characteristics is that she likes to listen to stories before going to bed. When she meets this person, she must cherish it. Time is running out. I'm leaving, so I hope we can meet again later. "

I was curious at the time, "What does a man and a woman look like?"

I am unwilling to catch up and ask, "Alas ~ ~

What does she look like and what's her name? "

The old man replied, "Her name is XXX, and she is a girl."

In this way, he dragged his trousers and disappeared.

My girlfriend thought it was true at first.

Handsome boy, I hope to adopt. It is worth typing so many words.