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If you were Yao Ming, would you choose Zhao or Ye Li? What is the reason?

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Yao Ming chased Ye Li for tea and begging? Zhao (repost) Do you have love in your heart?

Reported in April 19? At the closing ceremony of the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Ye Li's innocent girl took Yao Ming's arm and announced their love to the whole world. Now Ye has given up her career and silently became Yao Ming's wife in Houston. Yesterday, Yao Ming's former teammate in the national team broke the news to reporters-in order to pursue Ye Li, Yao Ming often skipped meals. ?

To see Ye Li? Stay in front of the canteen and don't cook? Although Yao Ming's superstars are full of style and humor. When he first entered the national team, Yao Ming was still a child who didn't want to talk more in front of strangers. When he saw the girl Yao Ming, he always blushed and stammered. ?

Yao Ming and Ye Li have known each other since they were very young, because they were both trained in Shanghai Sports Technical School. 1999, both the Shanghai men's basketball team and the Shanghai women's basketball team lived in the same training base. Yao Ming found a girl with long hair, always considerate and extraordinary in temperament. Yao Ming likes her very much. Later, she learned that her name is Ye Li, one year younger than him, and she is the first beauty of Shanghai women's basketball team. In order to meet Ye Li, Yao Ming stands at the gate of the training hall every afternoon. When she saw Ye riding a bicycle leisurely, Yao Ming would rush forward and say a few words. ?

/kloc-at the age of 0/7, Yao Ming was only a marginal figure in the national team. In Seeds of Love, he often goes to the other side of the arena to watch women's basketball training after training. Yao Ming began to collect photos of women's basketball from familiar photographers. Of course, photographers know that Yao Ming has a crush on women's basketball players, but old reporters don't know who that girl is. For a long time, everyone thought that Sui Feifei was Yao Ming's girlfriend. ?

Yao hid his love affair from reporters, but he can't hide it from his teammates in the national team. Eating at noon every day is the most anticipated and most difficult time for Yao Ming. Every day after the training, Yao Ming will be the first to rush out of the training ground and run to the canteen early to occupy a position near the door. Teammates soon discovered Yao Ming's secret, because every time Yao Ming sat at the dinner table hungry, he didn't cook. "Yao, what are you looking at? Why don't you eat? " Teammates asked Yao Ming with a smile. At first, shy Yao Ming was still secretive and unwilling to solve the mystery. You can't hold your teammates and ask questions every day. One day, Yao Ming finally confessed: "I just want to see Ye Li and talk to her more. But she ignored me. " ?

Teammates introduce Zhao? It's not every day that Yao Ming ignores Yao Ming. "Leaves don't often come to the canteen to eat. Sometimes even if she comes, Ye won't talk to Ming Yao. Whenever this happens, Yao Ming will reimburse the meal. So Dayao often goes hungry. At that time, he was very thin and we were all worried about him. " A teammate of Yao Ming told reporters. ?

Actually, Ye Li is a very traditional girl. Ye Li's mother didn't have Ye Li's baby daughter until she was 38, so her parents naturally care about Ye Li's future fate. How could Ye, who is clever as ice and snow, not know Ming Yao's mind? So whenever Yao Ming foolishly went up to strike up a conversation, Ye always found an excuse to leave in a hurry. If Ye is in a good mood, Yao Ming will tentatively ask Ye out to play, but Ye's answer is always "No". ?

Although Ye's indifference made Yao Ming feel uncomfortable, Yao Ming didn't give up. Yao Ming would be the first to rush to the canteen every day as usual, occupying a familiar position. However, the situation has not changed much. Looking at Yao Ming's tea and rice, he lost weight day by day, and some teammates could not sit still. In particular, several enthusiastic bosses made suggestions for Yao Ming's love life. Wu Qinglong, Hu Weidong, Liu Yudong and Sun Jun are the F4 of the national team. The four good buddies are inseparable, and they are also very warm-hearted people. Seeing that their younger brother Yao Ming was in such pain, they thought of finding a new girlfriend for Yao Ming. ?

"Yao Ming is too high, looking for a girlfriend for him must not be short. According to the type of girl Yao Ming likes, Zhao of China Women's Volleyball Team is the most suitable candidate, so we tentatively asked Zhao's attitude. At that time, Zhao did not refuse to fall in love with Yao Ming, and always said that it depends on fate. " A teammate introduced the action of "saving" Yao Ming. ?

After everything was put into practice, the teammates solemnly called Yao Ming to the room. "Yao, let's look at the leaves and there is nothing good. We found you a more beautiful and suitable girl. Are you going to invite us to dinner? " ?

Unexpectedly, Yao Ming took everyone's kindness as a malice. Yao Ming shook his head firmly: "I don't want anyone, I just want my Ye Li." Teammates are not angry but happy. Yao Ming's infatuation made them appreciate it very much. "At that time, Yao Ming's spoony and pious appearance, now I remember, just want to laugh. Yao Ming is really a persistent person. He can achieve such great achievements now, which is inseparable from his past persistence. " This teammate told reporters. ?

Broker matchmaking? Yao Ming finally got the beauty back?

After the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games, Yao Ming gradually became the main center of the national team, and news about his future draft in the United States kept coming out. This year, Yao Ming pursued Ye's offensive more violently. And Yao Ming this time also got the help of the nobles, offensive gradually received the effect. ?

Xia Song, a famous basketball agent, is a good friend of Yao Ming and Ye Li. His star sports company is in the office building behind Dongdan Stadium. Xia Song is generous and loves to make friends. Many players in China men's basketball team and women's basketball team are his friends. Moreover, they also like to go to Xia Song's company to play, have a meal and have a toothache on weekends. Yao Ming and Ye Li are regular customers of Xiasong Company. Facing Xia Song, Yao Ming made no secret of his feelings. He told Xia Song in detail about her secret love and pursuit of Ye Li. ?

When a friend is in trouble, Xia Song naturally won't stand by. Every weekend, Xia Song always invites Ye Li to visit her company and prepares a big meal for her to enjoy. Of course, Yao Ming, another protagonist of the event, will also appear in the company at the most appropriate time. ?

"Why are you here?" See ye, Yao Ming always walked over to say hello. Every time Ye Li would answer him, "I want to ask why you are here." At this time, Xia Song always comes out at the first time. "Yao Ming came to borrow a CD from me. Oh, by the way, you are still fellow villagers in Shanghai. Sit down and get together and get to know each other. " Old summer's face, ye still want to give. In the long run, Yao Ming and Ye became familiar with it. ?

At this time, Yao Ming has proved himself on the basketball court, and Yao Ming's self-confidence in life is also rising. Therefore, his unique sense of humor is revealed, and Ye is often amused by Yao Ming. In one joke after another, the two people enhanced their feelings and became more familiar with each other. According to a staff member of Star Company, Yao Ming never goes downstairs to have dinner with everyone when Ye has something to do. Every time, he will buy rice, the dishes are the same, two chicken legs and some vegetables. ?

In 2002, after Yao Ming was elected as the No.1 scholar, Ye Li's family no longer opposed Ye Li's association with Yao Ming, but Yao Ming has won the heart of a beautiful woman. With everyone's help, Yao Ming finally got the beauty back. ?

Yao Ye Lian? A symbol of love?

■ Team emblem?

At the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games, Yao Ming collected about 200 different team emblems. Among these team emblems, Yao Ming chose 50 best ones for Ye Li as her 19 birthday present. These 50 team emblems completely changed Ye Li's attitude towards Yao Ming. After returning home, the two finally ushered in their first date. ?

After the Sydney Olympic Games, Shanghai Media Group hosted a dinner for all the athletes in Shanghai. After dinner, Yao Ming invited Ye Li to the bar. It was a very sweet night, and the two confirmed their relationship. ?

■ Red knot?

Yao Ming had a red pimple on his left hand in his last season in CBA. On February 4th, 2002, Yao Ming and Ye Li spent their first Valentine's Day. That night, Ye wore a red knot on Yao Ming's left hand. This is a red knot made by Ye Li herself, and Ye Li herself has one to wear on her right hand. ?

In June 2002, Yao Ming became the first foreign top pick in NBA history and became the center of the Rockets. They will formally face the pain of separation from each other. Phone calls and text messages are still the way for two lovers to contact each other. In the days in the United States, missing became Yao Ming's daily training class. ?

■ BMW license plate?

From 1999 to 2007, Yao Ming and Ye Li fell in love for 8 years. Yao Ming and Ye Li are old enough to talk about marriage. Yao Ming bought a blue BMW in the United States for $745,65438+2,000. He deliberately chose a special private license plate "YY? 1 1"。 "YY" is the first letter of Yao Li's surname pinyin, and "1 1" is the jersey number of Yao Ming in the Rockets and Ye Li in the women's basketball team in China.