April Fool's Day 2022 Funny prank greetings

1. Too late. Your mobile phone has been infected with April Fool's Day virus, alas.

2. April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are smarter than fools, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

You stormed into a unit and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

4. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva. Happy April Fool's Day!

Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep will be strung together in the future, dogs are used for people, and you are waiting for a circle.

6. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

7. There are three kinds of pigs: domestic pigs kept at home, wild boar born in the mountains, stupid pigs who read the information, stupid pigs who laugh, stupid pigs who are angry, and dead pigs who don't reply to the information.

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants. You should buy a mask quickly.

9. On April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool, be rich, be silly every month, do things foolishly, eat and drink foolishly, laugh and laugh after dinner, and your troubles will disappear.

10, you are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! Happy April Fool's Day!

Pig-hunting notice: a purebred white pig has been lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

12. When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you get a look at him? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; This article comes from data management download. I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

15, I think I've known you for so long. You are a special, extreme, rare, unusual and lovely fool. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

17. When you see this message, please do the following actions: hold your right ear with your left hand, hold your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

18. Congratulations on being admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism of Niujing University. Please take your dementia and strange diseases to the American Museum of Dung, Titanic Road 9.

19, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. By 999, I will send it to you emotionally, saying, sample, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

22. pig hunting notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

23. Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, when you resolutely raised your hand and said, Teacher, I will handle the annual card!

24. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

25. A crow shouted: Look, UFO! ! ! ! Both the pig and the donkey looked up, and the crow smiled: Haha, I was cheated. Today is April Fool's Day, or the monkey is clever, but you didn't watch it. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Urgent notice: For the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood.

27. The big sand melon is wet, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

29. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

30. Golden is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning is spirits; Crisp, you got an electric shock again. You should stop reading text messages!

3 1. big sand melon wet mud, night bait white black mud, deep stem ice wine wet, night lazy wet mud, stand up to wash monkeys for a change, watch fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind? o

32. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping posture is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig! o

33. My black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face keep me awake at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy! o