Monochrome girl

I know a monochromatic girl. Her name is Wang Yi.

She used to like pink. But now, she likes gray, and all her socks are gray. I didn't know this detail until I went to college.

At that time, my roommate pinched my nose and asked her, "Are you a woman? Have you not changed your socks for a week! "

Then she gave me a white look and opened the closet. There are more than ten pairs in it, all of which are the same gray.

This is crazy.

Her room is also all gray, with gray sheets and gray curtains.

Except a roll of pink tape and 366 pink love letters in the drawer. Every letter begins with the same sentence: monochromatic girl, shall we erase the 38th parallel?

Signed a knife.

02

Dao is 1996, two years younger than Wang Yi. Coincidentally, they were deskmates in primary school and later became deskmates in junior high school.

In Wang Yi's words, this is gum stuck on the road, and you can't dig it out. After nine years of compulsory education, Wang Yi became a tutor for nine years.

Because I am two years younger than my peers, the knife is slow to respond, and the result is terrible. Therefore, he was placed next to Wang Yi, the first in his class, and sat there for six years.

Wang Yi taught him a lesson, but unfortunately his talent was too low. After teaching for six years, he was the last one.

After graduation, Wang Yi was admitted to the best junior high school in the city.

Thought I'd never see a knife again. Fly kites with me on the grass by the lake all afternoon.

That day, the wind was strong and the kite flew high. Wang Yi cut the kite string and waved to a black spot in the sky: "Goodbye, knife!" " "

03

At that time, she liked pink. Wearing a pink suit and a pink headband, I danced to the classroom.

When she saw the knife, her chin almost fell off. The last one was admitted to this school, still in the same class. What makes people even more angry is that only the seat next to the knife is empty.

What a coincidence, said the knife. We are deskmates again. What a coincidence.

It happened that the knife arrived in the classroom an hour early.

It happened that this knife drove away several girls who wanted to sit next to him.

It happened that there was nobody around the knife.

The king asked the knife, "Do you know Pythagorean theorem?"

The knife stinks: "Of course, if the length of the triangle is 3cm and 4cm, the other side is 5cm."

Then Wang Yi drew an obtuse triangle on the draft paper, with one side 3 cm long and the other 4 cm long, and asked the knife to measure the other side.

The knife was measured for a while, the back of the head was scratched twice, and a ruler was changed.

Shamelessly asked: "this is not right, the scale of the ruler should be broken, it is 6cm!" " "

That day, Wang Yi was wearing a turtle neck and a cotton wool coat, but she was still shaking. This is the best joke she has ever heard.

So, the back of the knife was swollen by her knocking. Copy the definition a hundred times. Since then, the knife has never forgotten that Pythagorean theorem only applies to right triangles.

04

Fools are born stupid. Because of their stupidity, Xiao Dao stood out again and was admitted to the same high school by Wang Yi.

The king finally unbearable, swearing. She drew a dotted line along the gap between the two tables and said, "Dao, this is our 38th parallel."

At that time, cylindrical pens were popular, and knives were always carefully placed, because Wang said later, "Hey, your pen is too much."

Or, hey, your book is out of line.

Hey, your foot is under my desk. It crossed the line.

In those two years, the most common sentence that Xiao Dao heard was "Hey, you crossed the line."

So the knife wrote his first love letter: "Monochrome girl, shall we erase the 38th parallel?"

"But I can't erase it. These are two watches, and there must be a gap. "

The knife mysteriously took out a roll of pink tape from behind and stuck it around the gap for several times. Sure enough, I can't see the black gap.

But the next second, Wang Yi said, "This is better. This tape is our 38th parallel. "

Therefore, Xiao Dao has been writing love letters.

It's just that the 367th letter hasn't been sent yet, because the first sentence at the beginning is: "Knife likes monochrome girls."

05

Xiao Dao went abroad to study, but Wang Yi remembered the silly knife in college.

Twelve years at the same table should be a record that no one can break. She was full of him when she was young, and so was he when she was young.

Knife is a good man except for the reciprocal score. Little girls always hand out love letters and chocolates. Wang Yi smiled because all the chocolate went into her stomach.

The more memories you have, the more you can't extricate yourself.

She stood at the window on the 28th floor, looking out at the gray sky. Standing quietly for more than half an hour, I fell in love with gray from now on.

When she passed the studio, she saw a lonely man and a lonely shadow.

It is said that once some people miss it, they lose it.

I heard that monochromatic girls like knives.

I heard that Xiao Dao likes monochrome girls.

06

It's 65438+ February 3 1.

Jie Fangbei is full of people, waiting for the New Year bell to ring.

He has grown taller, and his height of 1.84 meters stands out in the crowd.

The king saw him ten meters away and struggled to squeeze past him step by step. She stood on his left when the bell rang.

The knife didn't recognize her because she changed from a pink girl to a gray girl, with short hair cut and makeup.

So Wang Yi shouted beside him: "Monochrome girl agreed to erase the 38th parallel."

But the bell was too loud for the knife to hear.

He just lay on his side and kissed a blonde next to him.

Wang Yi cried in the first second of the New Year and swallowed the sentence: "Monochrome girls like knives."

I have seen you among thousands of people, but I can only leave you.

You are no longer my knife, you have become the ten million people.

From then on, you are no different from them.

I forgot to mention that the knife was just playing dumb. Because he wants to get close to her.

But the knife really forgot the 367th letter and the monochromatic girl.