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A sentence or essay describing a character's performance in a difficult situation.
My sister is slim and strong, one head taller than me. Her neck is longer. When I am angry, I will call her "Changjin Deer". She is very energetic. When she looks at you, her eyes twinkle as if she could speak.
The young man looks less than twenty years old, with a pair of smart eyes under two curved eyebrows. You can tell at a glance that he is a capable man. Under a beautiful nose, there is a big mouth and two thick lips. People often say, "People with thick lips are all thumbs." But he has a glib tongue and is a talkative person.
4, my brother's eyes are highly myopic, and he can't live without glasses everywhere, just like a "blind man". Just take off his glasses and he will look like a sheep in front of me. One afternoon, my brother wanted to wash his hair. He asked me to bring him some soap to drink. I proudly thought: Hum! I'll run errands for you first, and then my treat. After a while, my brother craned his neck and beat soap bubbles all over his face. As soon as I saw the time was up, I quietly took my brother's basin away. After rubbing his hair, my brother went to wash his hair and took a handful of water and an empty one. He hurried to look for it, but as soon as he opened his eyes, the soap bubbles made him burst into tears. He groped his way like a blind man, groping around, and finally picked up a towel and wiped his eyes, but his eyes were still blurred, so he went to find his glasses.
I didn't have a chance to look at her carefully until she came near: I saw her ear-length short hair, big eyes and a smile on her mouth. Wear a red dress on the bed, and don't miss the school of Suzhou No.10 Middle School. She said to me gently, "Little sister, take my car!" " "Say that finish, she pushed the bike in the past.
6. The second brother sells seafood. It rains in the monsoon all year round, and it is very hard to get up early and get greedy. He is not tall and not very good-looking. Sometimes he looks like a good man, but he sells goods quickly and the vendors around him admire him.
7. In the carriage, a tall girl looked out of the window. She is strong and healthy. Slightly curly black hair in the back of the head, tied into two locks, hanging lightly. Crimson sweater collar, quietly revealing a dark blue coat. You can feel that this girl is full of youthful vitality and vigorous vitality.
8. My uncle is a docker in his twenties. He has a rectangular face, a black face and a red face. He is quite tall and strong, which makes people know that he is a strong young man at a glance.
9. On the left of the old mother, there is a beautiful and dignified girl, reclining in a chair. She has beautiful blonde hair and a big braid on her back. A black dress sets off her white and soft face. She looked at something with her head down, and her eyes showed sadness and concern. The bandage in my hand has been rolled up, but I forgot to throw it into the basket.
10, this is a girl in her early twenties, with a round face, red eyebrows and straight and warm eyes in her slender eyes; Always laugh before you speak, and language is also smiling, just like singing. When walking, she puts her weight on her toes, always like jumping and flying. You can see at first sight that she is a pure and happy girl. Strangely, her simple dress is not commensurate with her personality, and it is also very different from those diaosi girls who love beauty: blue cotton-padded jacket, black tweed coat, grass-green trousers, white scarf around her neck and black wool with braids.
1 1. My younger brother has just turned 20 years old and is five big and three thick. The hair is black and hard, one by one, and there are a pair of big eyes under two heavy eyebrows, staring at people like little tigers. Especially those big feet, put on size 42 sneakers and start pedaling.
12. When my cousin first arrived, she wore a plaid shirt with several patches and a pair of white sandals stained with dirt. She dare not speak loudly when she walks. We all call her rustic. But now, we dare not say cousin. Look at her wearing a beautiful coat, a pair of tight jeans, a pair of shiny high heels, a shiny gold necklace around her neck and long black hair over her shoulders. She looks dashing. Talking and laughing at home is like living in honey.
13, she is not so much an aunt as an elder sister. She is only twenty years old at most, wearing a faded plaid coat and short braids to her shoulders. She always smiles, clearly announces the name of the station, quickly deposits money and sells tickets, and patiently answers various questions raised by foreign passengers. Her warm and friendly language filled the carriage with the breath of spring and warmed the hearts of every passenger.
14, Sunday, I went to the queue to buy rice. In front of me is a young man. He is not fat, but he is strong enough. Round face, two thin eyebrows, a pair of big eyes and a slightly smaller nose are fairly symmetrical. Just a little thick lips, like Africans.
15, my younger brother is only in his twenties, with black hair, medium build and well-proportioned. He is not very beautiful, but he has good features. You can see from his eyes that he is a smart and energetic young man. He gives people a quiet and kind feeling, and his face is childish.
16, my brother drives a tractor in our village agricultural machinery team. He is very tall! My body is very big, and I have scars on my black and red face. Every time I look up and see these scars, a touching story described by a tractor driver will come to my mind. ...
17, sister 189. Because of running and anxiety, sweat oozed from the round face, like a ripe apple stained with dew. Her eyes are as bright as black gems, shining with intelligence, cleverness, liveliness and perseverance; Exposing long eyelashes, like the dense forest next to Bihu Lake, gives people a deep and mysterious feeling. Long black hair, that is, soft and slender, floats behind the head with the river wind.
18, at this moment, a tall young man hurriedly ran towards the steel mouth. He wore a cap on his head, a pair of blue glasses hanging on his tongue, flushed and sweaty, canvas socks and platform shoes on his feet, and canvas gloves on his hands.
19, a girl of seventeen or eighteen, sitting next to a stone. Black and red cheeks are covered with dust. She doesn't shout like some vendors, but only answers a few words when someone asks. She always looks a little shy with her head down when she speaks.
20. Look at him. He is only in his twenties. His face is pale and swollen. He doesn't seem to have slept well. He is always frowning and doesn't talk much. Laughter lines are almost unique on his face. He wore a faded blue robe, as if he would wear it forever. Thin chin shell, bright shoulders, looks lifeless.
2 1, my brother is generous, enthusiastic, cheerful, careless and reckless like a calf, playing basketball is the center; Playing volleyball is the main attack; Swimming is a "dragon in stormy waves". At the age of ten, he crossed the Yangtze River and became the youngest swimmer in the team that crossed the Yangtze River that year. His photo was also published in Changjiang Daily. Less than 15 years old, and the height is also 1 m 76. Everyone says this is the material for athletes.
22. Near the east window, sat a young PLA soldier. Sweat-soaked white military uniform tightly wrapped his strong and symmetrical body. His handsome face, white and reddish, shines like paint. Two black and thin eyebrows, rising strongly, will reach the top before bending and forming. A pair of eyes, as black and big as ripe grapes, scanned the carriage full of sweat and snoring shrewdly and alertly. His right hand naturally reached under the skirt, and his sweaty palm gently held the small pistol at his waist.
This woman driver in her twenties is full of vigor and vitality. Her short hair, towel around her neck and flowered clothes stained by sunshine and sweat show that she often works in the open air. She doesn't have the free and easy arrogant manner of a professional female driver wearing sunglasses. Judging from her posture, she seems to be driving "Dongfanghong" or "Tieniu 55". Her face has a pair of beautiful eyes, dotted with childish long eyelashes, like two crystal grapes.
Hei Hu, the child, has a strong head and two big eyes, and is very energetic.
His brow wrinkled tightly from time to time, forming a question mark between the two; Sometimes I stretch happily, like an exclamation point.
His red face sparkled like an apple ripe in September.
His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring and inner ring are very symmetrical, like a carved work of art.
Her small mouth contains rich expressions: when you are happy, tilt your lips and make a face; When you are angry, you can catch a small oil pan by pouting. Words from this mouth sometimes make people angry and choke, but sometimes people can't help laughing.
Miss Li has beautiful hair, black and bright, thick and dense. When she stands in the sun and shakes her head gently, her hair will flash with colorful rings.
Our classmate Xiaohong is wearing a big braid, which is black and bright, with a pair of big black eyes embedded under his thick eyebrows. She looks beautiful.
He is seven years old. He is neither tall nor thin, but he looks very energetic. He has short hair, a handsome face with bright black eyes and a high nose like a carrot. People who have been to his house say that he has good features and is a good-looking boy.
My sister is very cute. She has been three months. A few days ago, it was my sister's centenary birthday. My mother drove her little sister to "Love You Baby" and took some photos. My sister has a pair of sparkling eyes, a bulging face and a very small mouth. She has a pair of lovely ears, and a pair of small hands clenched their fists and swayed from time to time. Look! That meaty little foot looks like a steamed bun, so cute! I love my sister.
My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs. He likes to wear a coat without buttons, and he says, "That will be more imposing." Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.
My father is the first mate of the merchant ship of ocean shipping company. He is very tall, his yellowish hair is naturally curly, his white square face is embedded with a pair of smart eyes, and his nose is particularly big under his high nose. When I was a child, I often looked at his nostrils and asked, "Dad, why are your nostrils so big?" He always answers with a smile; "Choose a horse with a big nose, because a horse with a big nose runs fast. Dad was a sprint champion at school when he was a child. Do not believe you ask your mother. " At this time, my mother and I will look at his big nostrils and laugh.
Dad is thin, of medium build, with a pair of modest eyes and a flat head. His high nose looks more energetic. The chiseled lips are covered with whiskers like steel needles. Dad has a lot of knowledge. He often tells me many amazing and interesting science stories and tries to exercise me in many ways.
There is such a little boy in our class. He is not tall, his body is like a small tree, and his limbs are like fresh shoots. His thin body bears a big head, which really worries people whether his weak body can hold on. His face is very white, and the most striking thing is his big watery eyes, which are wide and round. Sometimes it really reminds people of the Monkey King's critical eyes in The Journey to the West. People say, "The eyes are the windows to the soul." His big head is full of rich knowledge, which is enviable. He also has a clever little mouth, red, and sings a beautiful song! Do you know him? Want to know who he is? He is Wang Yuxi from our class.
My cousin is five years old this year. Although she is only five years old, sometimes I can't even tell, so I have to give her three points. Cousin is very cute, with two dimples on her chubby face. Sometimes when we smile at her, she will say, "I know what you are laughing at. You are laughing at my dimples. " With that, he poked her dimples with chubby fingers, looking very proud. The most attractive thing about my cousin is her eyes. Her black eyes are so big that they almost occupy the whole eyeball. They are dark and seem to have no end in sight. When she asks you for something, she looks at you with pleading eyes, and your heart suddenly softens. She will give you whatever she wants.
My mother works as a teacher in a health school. She has big bright eyes under her bushy eyebrows and a nagging mouth under her straight nose, but she has a caring heart in her chest.
Teacher Sun is the math teacher in our class. She is of medium height and looks like 35 years old. An amiable face, always so kind. The eyes seen from those black-rimmed glasses are always so bright and kind. Her language is always so profound, so wonderful and makes people laugh.
The female teacher's surname is Song. Because she is young, she is only 20 years old at most. So we all call her Miss Song, and some female students kindly call her Big Sister. Teacher Xiao Song is tall and dressed simply. There are two arch eyebrows on the face of melon seeds, a pair of bright and sharp eyes embedded under the arch eyebrows, and a glib mouth. Teacher Xiao Song tied two long ponytails and dragged them to his shoulders.
Feng Cheng is a classmate in our class. He is not tall and his eyes are big and bright. In particular, he has two big ears and two thick lips, just like a big clock. To this end, the students gave him a nickname-"Big Clock". Coincidentally, since the second grade, Feng Cheng has kept the classroom open and locked in the class every day, just like ringing a bell. This nickname is called "Open".
Zhang Shan, my deskmate, is very delicate and watery, but she ended up with the nickname "Zhang Luneng".
Li became a member of the Health Committee of the "Second Bar" because she was nosy. Although she is small and short, her voice is very high. No matter who did something wrong, she will get to the bottom of it and make you apologize. Therefore, I secretly changed her name to "Mera".
The classroom stopped talking as soon as the invigilator came in. He has a high nose, bright eyes embedded under long black eyebrows and a thick beard under his nose, which makes people know that he is a strict invigilator. He glanced at the classroom and then began to speak: "Students, today is the time for you to report your primary school results to your motherland. Do the problem carefully, and don't be careless at all. After receiving the test paper, you should see the questions clearly, don't glance left and right, whisper, answer questions carefully, and strive for good results. "
My father is a humorous person. Dad is short and thin, with white skin and black hair, and that curly "big wave" hairstyle. Anyone who sees him will think that he has permed his hair in the barber shop. His colleagues say that he is a fallen Christian, and I think so. Artist, a famous binding artist in five provinces of Central and South China. His solo exhibition was well received by many celebrities. He is also a funny man, especially fond of joking. I don't know if all artists are humorous, but I think my father is full of humorous cells. No matter how busy and tired he was at work, as soon as he entered the house, to be exact, he said that as soon as he saw me, he immediately smiled and I danced with him.
"Contact with the world" is my greatest hobby. A girl of 12 years old, naughty and stubborn, with a delicate nose and a small mouth that likes to sip at ordinary times. This is me. In a corner of the bookstore, you will meet a woman who is holding a book and looking at her with relish, smiling for a while, as if she heard the cheers of the winner; Then he frowned as if he were lost in thought when he met a problem. She, that's me, a small frequent visitor to the bookstore.
My mother especially likes reading and studying. My mother is a farmer. She is busy all the year round and has no leisure time. Her hands are always black and rough. Mom is still a self-taught farmer college student. It's amazing!
I will draw a picture of my father. Dad wears black-rimmed glasses on his nose. He teaches geography at school, and this pair of glasses helps him see China and the whole world. He also teaches history, and this pair of glasses helps him to see the historical figures in the book, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and understand the ever-changing historical facts. Dad's glasses are really binoculars! When I painted my father's eyes, I drew a pair of big black eye frames and drew many circles on the lenses. Although dad's nose can hold up the "telescope", it is not very smart. That time, he stewed meat at home, sat the pot on the stove, and prepared for class on the table. He didn't smell the burnt meat, or I ran in from the outside and told him. Is dad's nostril small?
He has a oval face. When he is angry, his face is very long, much like a horse. When he faces you alone, he always puts on an understanding and loving look, and at the same time keeps shaking his head, looking like a big floating lamp from a distance. His eyes, you know? It's big, dark gray and deep. That horse's face looks very uncomfortable. He likes to make eyes at everyone when he speaks. Be careful not to let it hit you, it will make you dumbfounded. His arms and legs are as thin as bamboo poles, and his clothes hang on his body like sheets. He is erratic and has a mysterious temperament, which determines that when we play all horror dramas, he wears a wig to play the female ghost.
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