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Tell me something interesting about hitting your face with a mobile phone?

1, I'm in a particularly good mood now. Even if you get hit in the face by a mobile phone, it's just a slap in the face. Fuck, fuck.

Being hit in the face by a mobile phone is nothing. I just got hit in the face by a tablet. I'm glad I bought the smallest one. If it's 10 inch, I'm going to die.

3, lying in bed at night playing with mobile phones, accidentally dropped the phone on the face, hit the face, and killed the baby.

4. If there is a video, it will be very interesting. Yesterday afternoon, I was very sleepy when I was lying in bed. My mobile phone fell from my hand from time to time, hitting my face or falling on the bed. I picked it up and continued to brush, continue to be sleepy, and continue to drop.

God, hitting your face with your mobile phone is really nothing. It hurts to hit your teeth.

6. As it turns out, infusion is a good loss. Don't play with your mobile phone with a big face. It's a trivial matter to hit your face and nose, but it's not good to hit flowers and plants! !

7. I promise to be smart. I accidentally hit my face playing with my mobile phone. Whoa, whoa, cry. Later, when I saw her photo on my mobile phone, I held it up for her to see. She looked at herself and clapped her hands happily.

8. The mobile phone is put on the table with headphones, and the mobile phone is pulled over with an earphone cord, which just hits the face. I want to die this minute.

9. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

10, it is said on the internet that it is nothing to hit the face with a mobile phone. Last night, I put my pad on the shelf. This morning, it fell down unexpectedly. I think half of my face is flat.

1 1, what should I do? Today, I did some stupid things, such as sharpening a pencil, throwing a pencil sharpener in the trash, watching my mobile phone, slapping my face, doing my homework, slapping my face on paper, and suddenly I felt that my IQ was not online.

12, I am so sleepy every day that I refuse to go to bed early. I still refuse to sleep because my mobile phone will hit my face. Why are you against yourself? Why fight against life?

13, I was lying at home playing with my mobile phone and my hand hurt my face. I was about to blurt it out. After I felt my mother's caring eyes, I changed to me! ! !

14, I don't know how many times I played with my mobile phone in bed because it hit my face too hard. .

15, you can stumble when you walk casually, and you can break your mouth when you play with your mobile phone in bed. I can hit my face with a plug. What the hell is that? Maybe I have lost too much weight recently.

16, watching mobile phone blowing air conditioner in basketball class office. I was hit in the face by basketball, and I dropped my glasses and my mobile phone. A little boy rushed over and apologized again and again. what can I say? Let him go. Half of the face is swollen.

17, because I didn't sleep well last night, I hit my back, scratched my hand and hit my foot today, and my limbs were bitten by mosquitoes. I was completely lost and my face was unscathed. It's hard to say that I may be hit in the face by my mobile phone in the future.

18, lying on the phone, hitting my face and crying directly, hehe.

19. Buy a mobile phone or a smaller screen in the future. I usually lie in bed and hit my face. I lost my footing at noon today, and it still hurts. As powerful as a brick.

20. I like a mobile phone that is light and compact and won't hurt my face (rubbing my face).

2 1. When I was hit in the face by a mobile phone that fell from my hand again, I decided not to look at my mobile phone again before going to bed. I cherish myself for Yan Yan and keep some beautiful things for dating.

22, there is a kind of sleepy, mobile phone can also hit the face in minutes, a super tired day.

23, countless times I was kneeling on my face by my mobile phone, and I really had the impulse to throw it into the bathroom a hundred times.

24, the phone fell to the face, awake for a minute, brush the circle of friends to see the update, the message was sent out, didn't wait. Go to sleep and be safe.

25. Today is the third time that my mobile phone fell and almost hit my face. I was drunk, too!

26, turn off the phone alarm clock, the phone hit the face. I was wide awake in an instant.

27. Actually, we were both so sleepy that he was hit in the face by his mobile phone.

28. It's so cute when you hit your face with your mobile phone before going to bed for three days in a row.

29. Fortunately, the mobile phone was not directly above the face just now. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, or you'll get hit in the face.

30. It is no longer a problem to play with your mobile phone in bed and hit your face. It's embarrassing to eat popsicles in bed and hit your face.

3 1, it's really easy to get hit in the face with a mobile phone in a daze.

32. Now I feel that it is not the most painful thing to hit my face when my mobile phone falls ... The most painful thing is to hit my chest.

33. I accidentally hit my face playing with my mobile phone in bed ... tell me I'm not alone.

34. Is it more painful to lie on the bed and play with the newly bought mobile phone, or is it more painful for your face or heart to bounce to the ground when your hands are sore?

35. When I was lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I was hit by a dropped mobile phone! It really hurts! If it was PHS a long time ago, it would be very gentle!

36. It really hurts to hit your face when you don't take your mobile phone.

37. I was hit by a bike in the middle of the night. Go home and look in the mirror. A huge black gear mobile phone toughened film on his face is very reserved ~ lovely holiday.