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Drink less to advise you.

1, you are a man, what should I do if you are drunk!

2, staying up late, drinking, the liver is very angry, the consequences are very serious.

3. I advise you to drink less wine and drink it after waking up.

4. Drinking less is beneficial, but drinking more is harmful. Success is Xiao He, failure is me. For a while, control yourself.

5, fake stupid, knowingly commit crimes, pretending to be drunk.

6. When people are in a bad mood, they are particularly prone to get drunk and go crazy when drinking. It is rude to drink, and it is immoral to drink.

7. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't drink.

8. Cherishing life is worthless.

9. For your kidney, for your stomach, for your healthier heart and lungs, for the health and beauty of your family, drink once less.

10, wine will not invent anything, it will only make people tell secrets.

1 1. Persuade people to drink less. If you can jump out of these four walls, you will live forever.

12, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

13, ridiculous gentleman can't understand that water is also tea, and tea is also wine.

14, I advise you to drink less wine, and don't let it hurt your health!

15, the rest of your life is expensive and life is short. Drink less and drink better!

16, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.

17, add a unitary at three o'clock, accompany me for a few spring and autumn, and my wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.

18, drinking too much wine not only hurts the body, hurts the stomach, but also hurts!

19, want children, can't drink.

20. Stay away from the harm of alcohol and live a happy life.

2 1, drink a little, you are old and young, and no one says you are bad.

22, wine, you can drink and drink, but you can't drink.

23, wine, don't drink or get drunk; People don't sleep if they are not tired.

24, driving without drinking, drinking without driving; Take care of yourself and cherish your life.