Easy moment joke

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Once again

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a Transformers?

6。 Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10, title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

1 1. Subject: ... Episode 1

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12, title: In addition

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

13, sentence title: originality

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

14, make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I want to eat you.

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

15, theme: rawhide

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much. .

16, title: thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

17, sentence title: sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

18, sentence title: if

Children write: soda is not as nutritious as juice.

Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Teacher's comment: Orz .....

19, Title: Simple

Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious!

Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =

Title: Genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

2 1, sentence title: 1 … and then …

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.

There is also a blind man. ...

The child wrote: My brother defecates as soon as he finishes eating.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences. ...

22. Subject of the sentence: while ......

The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

23. Subject of the sentence: Very

The child wrote: I don't know what very means.

Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....

24. Title: Because ......

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.

Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....

25, carve up

Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.

Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.

26. Delicious sentences

Children: What a sweet fart.

Teacher: ...

27. In addition, make sentences

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ...

Teacher: ...........

28, no ... no ... not anymore. ...

There are no stray cats, dogs and tramps in the school.

29. by leaps and bounds

When I went home to open the door, my dog strode towards me.

30. Make sentences by imitating example sentences

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing).

Student: How are you? I'm fine.

Oh, my God, are you writing an English translation? )

3 1. Make sentences with idioms related to numbers (such as wholeheartedly).

A child wrote: There are four snakes and five roads in the park.

I didn't understand it at first, but I didn't know it was "rounding" until I asked. But, children, this is not an idiom, and "rounding has nothing to do with snakes and roads."

32. no ... but ...

Xiao Ming's ugliness is not his problem, but his mother's.