A joke told to a daughter-in-law

The following joke stories are prepared for you and told to your daughter-in-law. Don't laugh alone after reading it. Remember to show it to all your friends around you! Let's have fun together.

Chapter 1: A joke story for my daughter-in-law 1. It rains heavily at night and there are no street lamps. The electric car sent the daughter-in-law home, and the daughter-in-law was in the back seat. . . . There was a puddle on the road and the car shook violently. I'm glad I didn't fall. I rode out for a few miles and felt something was wrong. The car was very light. Where was my daughter-in-law when I turned around?

2. Daughter-in-law: Honey, I can't sleep. Tell me a story. ? Husband:? All right. A long time ago, there was a young man studying in a medical college. One year, he took the examination for practicing doctors. His wife fell asleep before he finished his exams in physiology, biochemistry, pathology, pharmacology, immunology, microbiology, prevention, statistics, infectious diseases, health law, psychology, ethics and internal medicine.

3. Daughter-in-law spoiled me: Husband, do you love me or not? I quickly replied: Of course! Hearing this, the daughter-in-law smiled into a flower. Suddenly, the daughter-in-law asked again: Tell me honestly, were you afraid of hurting me when you said you loved me just now? I trembled and answered: No? No, really? I'm afraid you'll hurt me.

My daughter-in-law loves snacks and always asks me to buy them for her. Sometimes she refuses to buy, so she deliberately whispers beside me: "Dead fat, smelly fat, rotten fat, don't spoil me at all, don't even buy ........... if she wants to eat snacks." Sometimes, because she hates her complaints so much, she says, "If you complain again, I'll go back and beat you!" " As a result, she broke out: "Whose penis is crooked? Did I? You know that, don't you? Is it crooked? Have a look? " Me! ^*^(&； * & amp^&； ^

Chapter two: joke story for daughter-in-law 1. My daughter-in-law dragged me to the supermarket and bought a hula hoop. Me: Why did you buy this? Wife: Lose weight! Me: No, you are not fat. Daughter-in-law: I want you to reduce it Your classmates will come to see you in a couple of days, and they may not think that I am a professional pig farmer!

2. Liu Bei chatted with Zhuge Liang. He said, Mr. Zhuge, you are so talented. According to the principle of perfect match, your daughter-in-law is beautiful and your daughter-in-law is not! It is against the principle to marry a wife. ? Zhuge Liang said: I am Zhuge Liang, and I like to shine where the sun shines. I take special care of my daughter-in-law, and her daughter-in-law will be very smart. ?

At noon, my wife drove 10 minutes to the downstairs of my company and invited me to a lunch of 40 yuan. Put 10 yuan back in my wallet and let me buy some snacks. I also took my salary card with me. I knew it, it was a conspiracy from the beginning!

After watching the movie, my daughter-in-law took my hand and left. I said:? It's an old married couple, so there's no need to be so sweet, is there? . She said:? Didn't you hear the radio? Please take your carry-on garbage? .

5. My daughter-in-law is a little fat, and once she went to eat hot pot ... The big button on her jeans was thrown out as soon as she sat down, hitting the big brother on the lips at the opposite table. This is a swollen daughter-in-law, you can't do this ... I'll be beaten by others.

Chapter III: Joke Story for Daughter-in-law 1. A little thing made the daughter-in-law angry. Daughter-in-law: You are a tyrant! Me: Why did you marry me in the first place? Daughter-in-law: If you say I don't marry you, you will die. Me: wouldn't it be better if I died? Daughter-in-law: But I didn't become the legal heir of your inheritance at that time!

I always say that love is the grave of marriage. On the night of the wedding anniversary, the daughter-in-law arranged candles and plates and prepared a candlelight dinner. Seeing this scene after work, I asked, what are you doing? Daughter-in-law said calmly: When you come back to visit the grave.

3. The daughter-in-law asked her sister-in-law: I heard that you are looking for someone? Sister-in-law: Hmm! Just now. Daughter-in-law: What does it look like? Sister-in-law thought about it: just like her brother-in-law. My wife gave me a look: that's ugly enough.

4. Wait for the elevator downstairs. Daughter-in-law: Honey, you must forgive me one thing! Me: What is it? Go! Daughter-in-law: You must forgive me! Me: Go ahead! The elevator came and my wife and I got in. Me: What is it? Tell me quickly! Out of the elevator, daughter-in-law: honey, you really have to forgive me! Me: OK! As long as you say it quickly, I will forgive you everything! Daughter-in-law: Go downstairs and buy me some fruit!

5. Daughter-in-law stroked my beer belly: How many months? I am very sad: three years and eight months! Daughter-in-law laughs: So you are pregnant with a little Nezha!

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