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Adventures of the dragon riding brothers
Hello, Yang Yitian, Class 5, Suzhou No.4 Primary School (10 years old). My name is Long Xiaoqi, and I am a lively and lovely little boy. Because I am humorous and full of wisdom, everyone says that I am a true descendant of the dragon, so everyone calls me Longlong, and because I am popular, everyone likes to play with me.
One day, my friends and I were playing in the open space, and suddenly it was dark and the surrounding scenery became more and more blurred. The sky turned gray-red, then turned gray in the blink of an eye, then black, and finally blurred. At this time, a huge airflow washed us all down. ...
When I woke up, it was already dawn, but there was no one around, no trees and nothing. I quickly stood up and woke up my friends one by one. After they woke up, they were shocked by the empty scene around them and asked me, "this ... where is this place!" " I could only shake my head silently, when a very strange alien with two eyes, three ears, two mouths, three heads, four arms and six legs came over, and his two mouths began to talk to us: "ぁぉくせちiйцб".
We all pricked up our ears, but we couldn't understand a word he said. I shook my head at him. He immediately took out a pill from his pocket that looked like the appearance of the earth and ate it immediately. In the blink of an eye, he said to us in Chinese, "I'm sorry, I just thought you were from Planet X, who knew you were from the earth?" I immediately asked, "Where is this?" "This is the moon, we are moon people!" I asked again, "Impossible. We have landed on the moon several times and have not found any life on the moon! " ""No, you earthlings have come to us many times. You only know how to pick up meteorites and glass sand on the surface, so you won't find our underground base! " "Then how did you come back to the ground?" I asked, and he said gloomily, "Alas! Our base was occupied by giant worms. " I looked at his frustrated and helpless eyes and said, "Give us weapons. Our descendants of the dragon will help you! " "
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