Seek some jokes that are in line with life and close to life.

In class, Gan emphasized being naughty.

After class, the teacher said, "Gan Qiang, why do you always sing the opposite?"

Gan Qiang said, "My surname is doomed to be dishonest and unwilling to be lonely."

The teacher said, "Gan Qiang, why are your grades always downstream?"

Gan Qiang said: "My family name is doomed to my unsatisfactory grades, and I am behind others."

The teacher said angrily, "Why do you like standing under the electric fan all the time?"

Gan Qiang said, "My surname is predestined. I like to be close to the electric fan and admit defeat. "

The kitten went to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world?

The kitten said: I know!

The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are.

The kitten said: There are two countries, China and foreign countries!