Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The Cantonese version of the name joke is as follows:

The Cantonese version of the name joke is as follows:

Look at the culture of Cantonese, it's funny (ZT)-you have to know Cantonese to understand it.

I hope that while you are laughing, you will also carefully help your daughter name in the future. It is very harmful for a person to correct his mistakes carelessly.

For life!

Wu Jiefen, um ... women in the new era are living together.

Yang Wei's parents are so careful that I don't have enough oxygen.

Yao Hongrui is not afraid of falling in love!

Yang Jingxiang is in good spirits?

Chemei Cream is really tolerant. ...

Mao Ren 'ai's love is miserable.

Zhu Jiang was born on the Pearl River?

New Wen Yi, new immigrants?

Strong hands have long hair. ...

Once, because of work, I exchanged cards with my colleagues and handed them to me strangely, so I hung my head and dried my head. ...

As long as I look at a card, I can't help laughing-because his name is "Su Yuxuan" (disgusting), so I'm embarrassed.

Since childhood, people are smiling, so they hang their heads and are a little embarrassed to add ... (I'm very sorry)

Zhong You, I used to have a younger brother named "Du Lei". I didn't even know there was an old bean department who used Du Lei C every day and still used it.

I am addicted to the sun! What a move!

Simon Rowe = The Sun-dried Man

Peter Wong = preserved egg yolk

Billy Cai Lunxiang = You blow Aaron.

When you check in at the restaurant, the lady will ask your name and how many people there are. "Mr. Lu, three." such as

Yes, when the lady calls you a number with a microphone, it will become: "Lou, three people …" What a great restaurant.

Frame? Play SM framework?

Once in a shopping center, a man didn't see a boy, so he urged the security guard to help expand the shopping center

Broadcast, talk to dad, wait at the door ... The broadcast content is as follows:

"Xu Jiaquan kid, your father Xu Dingfu is waiting for you at the door ..."

Hong Meigui, Luo, Wu Changda, Wu Zhaode, Moske, Mai Shengren,

Wu Guangde, Bi, Zhou Huijuan, Zhong, Liao Zhibiao, Ke ... Among them, I think Liu Bi is the funniest one.

Ti ","Stage "Huang Jialan Temple-Turn Green?

Two fathers and sons, a father named Li Jie and a boy named Li Zhongjie.

Three brothers and sisters: You Yongfu, You Yongyi, You Yongci ... You uncle, what a set!

Last time I went to a bank in Taiwan Province Province to cash NT dollars, I saw a famous brand on the counter-a waiter named "Wu Xiao"

Depression "... A line of six people didn't hold back laughing.

Have you ever heard of someone called "Lu Wu"? -"Mr. Lu Changhao, please go to Window 5 immediately; five

Mr Chang Hao, please go to window 6 at once.

In the past, there were two deputy section chiefs in a certain department, one surnamed Xu and the other surnamed Qiu, who were sworn enemies.

La, a pair of pants, a pair of high pants.

In fact, all marriages are funny, such as: the marriage that depends on, the marriage that depends on, and so on.

Ryshlov Limiyevich (Russian name)

I know a brother named Li.

A couple gave birth to a son named Ben. One day, Ben suddenly ran away from home, so the couple went to work.

The museum reported the case and the policeman asked her husband, "What's your name?" The husband replied, "Li Guangxian", and the police officer asked the woman, "What's your name?" woman

A: "WU GANG lives." The policeman was furious and said, "What are you doing?" The couple loudly replied: "Li Benben."

I know there are two sisters named: Zhou-catching shadows; Zhou Huijuan-drilling around, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching, watching.

Skin?