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Shandong men’s concept of their wives

It is prejudice to say that Shandong men love to beat their wives. Although it cannot be denied that such men exist, the media should not generalize. In fact, most Shandong men respect and love their wives. They are a wolf when they are outside and a sheep when they come home.

When facing their girlfriends, they will not call them "dear", "baby" and other greasy-sounding titles. They open their mouths "my wife" and shut up "my partner"

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He will not bully girls with empty words like machismo, but will be very responsible, that is, the sense of security that he will solve the problem

With him When traveling, he will take good care of others and be very capable. Apart from not knowing how to dress up, he can also take care of trivial matters such as food, accommodation, and entertainment

Shandong boys are not rough from the inside out. Basically, they are the kind of girls who are rough in appearance, delicate in heart, serious in appearance, pragmatic in work, and coquettish in heart.

They like the kind of little girl who smiles very cutely. This will give them the feeling of having a boyfriend with overwhelming power, and a girl’s character is more important to them than her appearance

They will not say all kinds of love words to girls every day, because they think actions are more important , so maybe they work in silence, which makes friends from other places misunderstand.

So the love of Shandong boys is like the world-famous Shandong cuisine, which makes people have endless aftertaste, even if you were once a walking belt. The heroine of the wind can also pamper you into a little girl who can't unscrew the bottle cap in minutes

Although the trendy Shandong TV station broadcasts excavators and shocking anti-Japanese dramas every day, it has affected Everyone’s overall impression of Shandong boys is that they are rustic, don’t understand romance, and only talk and brag when they are drunk.

Shandong boys are generally very serious about relationships and not very open-minded. He doesn’t have so many sweet words to tell you, he only uses actions to prove his love for you. Their view on love is very simple:

Try to put the best things in my world in front of you; like you , I will live with you for the rest of my life...

Shandong boys are also silly. Whether it is love or friendship, once they meet, they will cherish it very much, never give up easily, and will exchange their sincerity for sincerity

However, it is well known that Shandong boys are good at saving face. They like to pay attention to appearances and have trivial customs and etiquette, but they will never stop you from eating at the table

Because the first Firstly, this is the dregs of the past, and secondly, he loves you so he doesn’t want to make you sad.

Outside, he may pretend to be very powerful in front of you, but just smile and don’t expose him. At home, he will always be your little brother. If you say one, he will not say two

If you mess with him regardless of the situation, he will probably be angry. He doesn’t need you to be more sensible. But I hope you are sensible

The boys from Shandong may not be as aggressive as the boys from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, but they will not fantasize about pie in the sky all day long

They have no chance for your past Participate, after meeting you, he is willing to protect you from wind and rain. Falling in love with a Shandong boy is like finding a safe haven. With him, you don’t have to worry about the long road ahead, because he is by your side

Shandong boys rarely talk about love for fun. They hate ambiguity and deeply implement Chairman Mao’s sentence "Anyone who falls in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan."

So if you are If you fall in love with a boy from Shandong, just marry him. The love of a boy from Shandong will definitely make you unforgettable