Want 5 jokes

1. Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

中文：

Police: What did you do when someone snatched your watch? Why not call for help?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That's even worse.

Notes:

1. shout for help: cry for help

2. rob of: robbery

2. Lincoln’s Birthday Great Event

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

Teacher: What major events happened in 1809?

Little Willie: Abraham Lincoln is born.

Teacher: Correct. So what important events happened in 1812?

Little Willie: Abraham Lincoln celebrates his third birthday.

3.Who Is the Laziest?

Who Is the Laziest?

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom： Our teacher, father.

中文：

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Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class?

Tom: I don’t know, Dad.

Father: Ah, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework?

Tom: Our teacher, dad.

Notes:

Watch refers to the action of looking at someone or something intently. It refers to watching. It is often used for watching TV, watching games, watching someone perform some kind of activity, etc. , is generally used to look at a continuous process; look refers to placing the gaze on someone or something, and is often used to remind others to pay attention to someone or something that is happening, usually to look at a picture.

4. I don’t know that woman!

I don't even know that woman

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

" Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

中文：

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench kissing passionately.

"Why can't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," her husband replied, "I don't know that woman!"

5. A Telephone Call

A Telephone Call

Mrs. Jones was waiting for an important telephone call, but she had no bread in the house, so she left the baby at home and said to his five-year-old brother, "I'm going to the shops, Jimmy, and I will be back in a few minutes."

While she was out, the telephone rang and Jimmy answered. "Hello," said a man, "is your mother there?"

"No," answered Jimmy.

"Well, when she comes back, say to her, "Mr. Baker telephoned."

"What? "

"Mr. Baker. Write it down. B-A-K-E-R."

"How do you make a B? ”

“How do I make...? Listen, little boy, is there anybody else with you? Any brothers or sisters? ”

“My brother Billy is here.”

“Good, I want to talk to him, please.”

“All right.” Jimmy took the telephone to the baby's bed and gave it to Billy. When their mother came back, she asked "Did anyone have a telephone?" "

"Yes," said Jimmy, "a man. But he only wanted to talk to Billy."

Mrs. Jones was waiting for an important call, but there was no bread at home. , so she left the baby at home and said to her five-year-old brother: "Jimmy, I'm going to the store and I'll be back soon. "

After she went out, the phone rang, and Jimmy answered the phone: "Hello," a man said, "Is your mother at home? "

"Not here," Jimmy replied.

"Oh, wait until your mother comes back and tell her Mr. Baker called. "

"What? ”

“Mr. Baker. Write it down, B-A-K-E-R"

"How do you write B? "

"How to write...Listen, kid, is there anyone else around you? Brother or sister? "

"My brother Billy is here. ”

“Okay, please ask him to answer the phone. ”

“Yes. Jimmy took the phone to the crib and handed it to Billy. The mother came back and asked, "Did anyone call just now?" "

"Yes," said Jimmy, "it was a man, but he only wanted to talk to Billy. ”