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Ask for a short article about people, a short article about things, more than 1600 words on the first day, and add it if it is good.
Small eyes, big mouth, flat nose, a pair of deep dimples, a lovely face. She is not an anime character on paper, but my good friend, my good sister and the little comedian behind me!
However, she is so short, half a head shorter than me. On the contrary, I'm just younger than her. When I walk with her, someone who knows her well will always ask, "Come out to play with my sister?" What's her name? Whenever this happens, I will look at her and snicker and ask her, "Ah … Well, her … her name is Huang Huang!" " ! ""On the contrary, she will be embarrassed. I am embarrassed to call her "sister" and I am not used to calling her by her name. Watching the snacks in her mouth flow in and out every day, she looks chubby, and I often call her "chubby, chubby girl" casually! Interesting!
Although she always laughs and fights with me when she comes to my house, she is quite decent. It's just that sometimes it doesn't help to face me who is both her sister and her good friend.
I remember it was an off-campus sketch class. I once unzipped my schoolbag, took out my sketch book and touched it. No! I looked again, but there was still nothing. Then I remembered that my sketch book was still on my little desk! what can I do? I want to borrow books like ants on hot bricks. Oh, it's too late. The bell is ringing. No choice but to bite the bullet and go to sketch class empty-handed. My deskmate didn't bring a book. Well, the two behind me, Hu Ting and Liao Yiling, can use one, and I can borrow it from Hu Ting to satisfy my hunger. You said you could borrow it, but that stingy Hu Ting refused to borrow it. Finally, after class, we went to the garden to sketch. Just as Hu Ting's pen ran out of water, she borrowed it from me. I immediately renovated my account. I thought Hu Ting would stop here and borrow from others. Unexpectedly, Hu Ting sued Liao Yiling, who didn't know the inside story, and announced the confiscation of my pen water (the pen water was given to me by Liao Yiling). At noon, I angrily told Huang Huang about this person's "situation". I thought this "intermediate people's judge" would help me out, but she said, "It's all your fault. If you lend Hu Ting pen water, wouldn't you be resigned? Why be so stubborn? " "You ... you!" I was so angry that I couldn't speak, but I still said, "Why do you criticize me like this? At least I'm your sister. You should support me. How could you ... You ... "My face was red with anger. "If you don't do this, Liao Yiling is not wrong. It is right to punish you for confiscating pen water! " I was so angry that I began to scold her: "Yo-ho, you still use the law for your sister, huh!" Who knows that she didn't say anything, but hung an oil bottle with a crooked mouth. Soon, I was amused by her childishness.
Whenever she punishes me with her laws, it will make me "progress"! However, if she fines you ten times a day, you will faint!
★ My good neighbor
Before I experienced this, neighborhood knowledge was a vague concept. I only know that the people who live next door to my house are called neighbors, but there is no other connection between them-just like strangers. Later, I knew I was wrong. I understand the meaning of "a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor" and that there can still be beautiful and pure feelings between neighbors.
After school at noon that day, I came home only to find that I didn't bring my key! what can I do? Dad won't get home until 1: 30, so he must be late for class, plus he has to eat; If you call your mother, it will take more than an hour to come back. It's impossible. I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. I stamped my foot in the corridor and almost cried.
At this time, a gentle and intimate word came from behind: "Little sister, what's wrong with you? Talk to aunt, maybe I can help you. " Hearing this, I seem to have caught a straw and told the whole story at once.
After hearing this, Aunt immediately said, "Ah, then come to my house! I promise you can go to school on time and eat well! Come on, come in! " I was in such a hurry that I went into menstruation's house without much thanks.
When I walked into menstruation's house, the bright sunshine immediately came into my eyes. It's a little dazzling The living room is very clean, giving people a pleasing feeling, comfortable and warm. "Sit down, don't stand! You watch TV for a while, while my aunt cooks ... "My heart seems to have knocked over a five-flavor bottle: moved, really excited or confused?
After a while, plates of delicious dishes were served on the table. "Aunt is afraid that you will be late and have no time to cook anything good, so just make do!" I was probably too hungry, so I said "thank you" and wolfed it down.
After eating and drinking enough, my aunt stuffed me with a handful of candy and fruit and said, "Eat slowly on the way, don't worry, there is still time!" " With tears in my eyes, I said "thank you" many times and left my aunt's house.
I was full of thoughts along the way, and in less than an hour, I completely changed my view of my neighbors. Neighbors can build such a beautiful bridge; Have such a pure feeling. Although the aunt has moved away now, her spirit of helping others will never be washed away by the sea of time. This is not only because she helped me, but also because she gave me a new view of my neighbors. My good neighbor!
These two articles are both about people and things. Hope to adopt,,,,,,
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