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The three biggest monsters in La Liga are all cute. The championship trophy will be given out next season.
Both of them are suspicious of life
Real Madrid just defeated Malaga and won the La Liga trophy this season. However, news came after the game that since the game was played at Malaga's home court, the championship trophy could not be awarded on the spot. It must wait until the first game at the Bernabeu next season. Bale and Modric were confused when they heard about this rule for the first time. They felt that there was nothing worse than winning a championship and wanting to celebrate without a trophy. After Bale learned the news, he immediately asked: "Is there no trophy?" Even Cristiano Ronaldo, who had already experienced the taste of La Liga championship in Real Madrid, was very unhappy: "This is just a joke."
In fact, Ronaldo Ronaldo, Bale and Modric are making a fuss. Compared with other major leagues, Spanish football has a lot of strange things, and people who are familiar with it have long been accustomed to it. Let’s review the three weird things in Spanish football.
The Buddha has refused to host the game many times
The Bernabeu has refused to host the King's Cup final several times
In a few days, the King's Cup final between Barcelona and Alaves will be held in Held at the Calderon Stadium. In fact, both sides previously expressed their hope to host the final at the Bernabeu, but Florentino claimed that the Bernabeu will be repaired after the end of La Liga and cannot be used for the final.
This is not the first time that Buddha has refused to host. After Barcelona and Sevilla met in the final last year, they did not even bother to give an official explanation and refused directly. Going forward, in the 2011-12 and 2014-15 seasons, Barcelona and Biba met twice in the King's Cup finals, but Real Madrid refused twice on the grounds that the stadium toilets needed to be renovated and Real Madrid B team needed to play in the promotion play-offs.
In fact, if you dig into the root cause, you can still find the reason for rejection. The 2001-02 season coincides with the 100th anniversary of the founding of Real Madrid. Real Madrid made it all the way to the Copa del Rey final, hoping to defeat Deportivo at the Bernabeu and celebrate their birthday with the championship trophy. However, the Super Deportivo of that year was very disrespectful. The score of 2-1 directly "smashed the scene" and ruined the celebration that Real Madrid spent 60 million US dollars to prepare carefully.
C Ronaldo mocked Celta for taking money
The league champion can be bought
The league champion can be bought, which sounds scary. But the "buying" here is obviously not a common form of match-fixing, but the notorious "third-party bonus". Before Real Madrid's away game against Celta Vigo last week, there were rumors that Barcelona offered Celta Vigo a winning bonus of up to 3 million euros to stop Real Madrid. Although it did not succeed this time, such things are very common in history, and they have succeeded more than once. In both the 1996-97 and 2006-07 seasons, Real Madrid successfully blocked Barcelona and won the championship by paying third-party bonuses. Barcelona also continued to use the same method in the 91-92 and 92-93 seasons, allowing Tenerife to successfully block Real Madrid and achieve Barcelona's consecutive championships.
Three celebrations are very important
Three celebrations in the Copa del Rey
In 2011, Real Madrid, which had been suppressed by the Cosmos, finally won Flor from their mortal enemy. Lentino's first championship after his restoration - the Copa del Rey that season. However, Real Madrid's actions after winning the championship were eye-catching. On the night of winning the championship, Real Madrid players had already taken a bus to celebrate, during which Ramos accidentally broke the trophy. The second time was on the day when Barcelona won the La Liga title, Real Madrid once again paraded in the Copa del Rey. What was unexpected was that Real Madrid made a public appearance with the Copa del Rey trophy for the third time. Florentino and other senior executives and players attended, but the then head coach Mourinho did not appear at the scene. Later, someone joked: If we celebrate the Copa del Rey three times, it would not be too much to celebrate five times with the Champions League, right? However, a few years later when Real Madrid regained the Champions League, such a scene did not happen again.
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