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How to humorously say that you have a cold and humorously say that you have a cold?

1, drink boiled water when you have a cold, drink boiled water when you have a fever, drink boiled water when you have your period, drink boiled water when you are thirsty, and drink boiled water when you are fine.

2. I have a cold, and my nose is noisy. It's very uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

I don't want to say that I have a cold, because I haven't found the source of the disease, the source of infection and the route of transmission.

4, silently crying, cold and fever is really bitter.

5. If you have a cold and fever and don't want to take medicine and injections, then don't say that you are uncomfortable. Comfort is just warm nonsense. You always want to grow on others. Are you a waste?