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The teacher asked the students what kind of horse Lyu3 bu4 was riding, and the students replied that it was a joke story of Diusim!

Is this it? The history teacher asked, "What kind of horse did Dong Zhuo ride in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" No one answered under the podium. The teacher also prompted: "Think again, this horse Lu Bu has also ridden." Then someone replied, "the story of diusim." The teacher flew into a rage and said, "Bastard! I asked about riding during the day! "

There are other jokes about the story of Lu Bu and Diusim:

Every time Lyu3 bu4 and The Story Of Diu Sim fell in love, The Story Of Diu Sim always whispered, "No …" Lyu3 bu4 suddenly became discouraged. Why does The Story Of Diu Sim always say "No"? Lu Bu asked Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Liang hit the nail on the head: Your name is Lu Bu!

Dong Zhuo gave a banquet to the minister. In order to test who is loyal to him, The Story Of Diu Sim was invited out (painted black all over) at dinner and all the lights were blown out. Three minutes later, he lit all the lights. Dong Zhuo found that everyone's hands were black, except Lu Bu, as before. So Dong Zhuo rewarded Lu Bu, and Lu Bu smiled, revealing his black teeth!

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