Have to look at the meaning of jokes.

Smile. Ten years later, I sorted out the connotation jokes that I had to watch for everyone. I hope everyone can smile in Zhan Yan and remember that there are happy moments every day! Hee hee!

I have to watch the joke 1: 1. A beautiful woman urinated urgently, urinated on the grass by the roadside, and then ran out of paper, so she wiped the shade with leaves. The leaves have thorns, and the yin part is very painful, so the beauty faces the yin.

The Ministry said:? Eating meat all day, I can't stand eating vegetables today! ? .

2. Two dwarfs are making love in their own rooms, and one of them is almost finished, only listening to the other room, 1, 2,3, hey 1, 2,3,

Well, when he got up in the morning, he asked the dwarf, Come on, man, let's work all night. Another answer:? Fuck, dance all night

Didn't jump into bed?

3. An elderly couple decided to relive their old love. They took off their clothes and sat face to face. The wife said, "honey, I see your body."

I'm still excited about my nipples. The husband said, "honey, your nipples are in the coffee cup." "

4. On the bus, a man ran into an anonymous person, and the woman was furious and said, you still can't stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said, forget it, forget it. I won't argue with you.

In a word, you have a big mouth.

I have to watch the connotation joke 2: 1. After making love, two turtles will meet again next year. The next year, the male turtle came to see the female turtle, waiting, and the female turtle cursed: you are fucking finished.

You haven't turned me out for a year.

2. From ancient times to the present, there are few charming girls on the Internet, with crooked melons and cracked dates lined up, and occasionally a few mandarin ducks call, and she is also a prostitute with abnormal condition.

A bachelor will marry a wife. When making love, the bachelor said: one gun and two bullets, no war for 27 years. My wife is not convinced: a temple with two doors will not enter people for 3 1 year.

The husband came home and saw his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: Don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature. Husband: If you insert my wife.

If the things in your body can't stretch, you're dead.

I have to watch the connotation joke 3: 1, a woman urinates in the toilet, and a drunk goes by mistake after drinking, and hears the sound of urination and says, don't arrive, I really don't drink! This woman is too scared to dare.

I peed again. I can't hold my breath. The drunkard said, Fuck! Why did you take another bottle!

2. Tang Yan met a banshee in the west and observed her breasts and buttocks, so she wanted to have sex. When the banshee saw it, she exclaimed, Elder! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates!

Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

3. A reporter interviewed 65,438+000 penguins and asked them about their daily activities. The first one said, eat, sleep and hit peas. The second one said, eat,

Sleep and fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas?

Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother.

A woman walks into a sex shop and wants to buy a vibrator. The boss said: It's all up there. Choice? After careful selection, the woman said, I

I want the red one! ? The boss took one look and said? Miss, that's a fire extinguisher! ? .

5. An old man was chatting with a young vampire. The young man said, "Alas, my life has been depressed recently, and I haven't drunk blood for a long time." The old man said, "Me too."

Yes, I can only go to the ladies' room to pick up some tea bags and soak some boiled water recently. "

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