I want a short joke in English

Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

Always feel thirsty

A man Said to his friend: "I had an operation, and the doctor forgot a sponge in my body after the operation."

"It's really too bad!" The friend said: "Do you feel pain? ?”

“It doesn’t hurt, but I always feel thirsty”

A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple .

An effective method

Dad: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Dad: But what does this have to do with drinking water?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

A Present

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: No, Honey, what?

Kate: A nice teapot.

Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Kate's gift

Kate: Mom, do you know what birthday gift I want to give you?

Mom: I don’t know, honey, what is it?

Kate: A beautiful teapot.

Mom: But I already have a beautiful teapot.

Kate: No, you don’t. I just dropped it.

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

Doctors know better

A man was hit by a taxi on the street and sent to the hospital.

His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor: "I think he's hurt very badly."

The doctor said: "I'm afraid he's dead."

Hear At the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said: "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

The wife said: "Quiet, the doctor knows better than you."

Waste or Save ?

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

Waste or save

Father: Oh, Jack, you slept all morning again. Don't you know you are wasting your time?

Jack: I know, Dad. But I also saved you a meal, right?

Why Is He Howling

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

Why is he shouting

Dentist: Please stop shouting! I haven't touched your teeth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are stepping on my toes!