A joke that breaks your heart.

The joke to break your stomach is as follows:

1. The couple went out for an outing by bike. After they climbed a big slope with difficulty, the husband panted, "This, this slope is really steep, it's really difficult to climb, and I'm exhausted!" " My wife echoed, "Yes, if I hadn't stepped on the brakes tightly, we would have slipped down." "

2. An ant quarreled with the crow in the tree! Ant: Come down if you dare! Crow: Come up if you have the guts! Ant: OK! You wait for me, and you will know! Crow: What do you want? Ant: I'll have all my brothers shake you down and kill you at once?

3. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli, "What is the motherland?" Xiaoli said, "Teacher, the motherland is my mother." The teacher said, "That's a good answer." Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, what is the motherland?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother."

4. Will you suddenly appear at the corner to eat Regan Noodles? I will smile, wave my hand and ask you if you want to fry it. How much I want to see you. In the hotpot restaurant where I often go, I don't want to talk about the past, and I don't want dessert. I just want to say that the soup base is so salty.

A frog called the priest and asked about his fate. The priest said, "Next year, a young girl will come to meet you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? Was it at the prince's wedding? " The priest said, "No, it's in her biology class next year."

6. Lao Wang: Son, who hit you? Son: Xiaoming and I had a fight downstairs! He hit me! Lao Wang: Xiaoming is only 9 years old. You are 13. Why can't you beat him? Son: I listened to you and said I let you choose your weapon! Yes, he chose his father?

7. The TV news announcer is broadcasting news ... When a piece of paper is delivered to him, he picks it up and habitually says: This is the news we just received ... Then he opens the newspaper and reads: Dude, there is a spinach leaf on your front tooth.

8, a man's big toe turned green, the doctor diagnosed: cancer! Then remove it. In a few days, the other toe will be green, and then cut off! Three days later, my feet turned green and I had to go to a big hospital. The old doctor magnified his vision for a long time and said, according to my years of experience, your socks have faded.

9. There is a lazy person who is too lazy to be surprised. The wife wanted to shave the noodles and asked him to borrow the panel from his neighbor. He said, "if you don't borrow it, cut it on my back!" " "His wife finished cutting noodles on his back and asked him," Does it hurt? "He said," it hurts, and I'm too lazy to say anything. "

10, the tortoise was bathing in the river and was seen by the toad. Tortoise: Haven't you seen a beautiful woman like me? Look, your eyes are popping out. Toad: Sister, don't tease me. Can't you see I have goose bumps?