I am in a bad mood. Tell me a funny joke.

1. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

Anonymous was ordered by his parents to go on a blind date with a male net friend. After that, the man sent a message every morning: I went to work. Send a message at night: I'm off work. Not a word. On this day, the woman replied angrily and said, what a small sample! Think of me as a punching machine!

3. A Chinese teacher said: What's the use of learning mathematics, physics and chemistry? You don't need it when shopping. If I have a good language, I can bargain What's the use of learning English, and there is no chance to go abroad; What's the use of studying geography? You don't have to broadcast the weather forecast. ...

4. One day, the classmates and boys looked at the classmates and girls and said blankly: You belong to the type between good-looking and ugly, and the girls are very happy, thinking that it is good not to be ugly. As a result, the classmates and boys said faintly: good-looking and ugly are ugly, and the classmates and girls suddenly ran away!

5. Listen to you and study saints.

6. The mother mouse suspects that her husband is having an affair. She followed her husband to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to hook up with by rubbing so much mousse?

7. One day, an abbot gave a lecture in an elective course of Buddhism. As usual, the students asked several questions: Q: Master, does this course have a name? A: I didn't ask: Master, did you take this course? A:No. Q: Master, what about the final grade? A: Let it be. The whole class collapsed.

8. In the afternoon, I studied in the new building of the Law School, during which I went to fetch boiled water and witnessed a classic scene: there was a beautiful woman and a boy in front, and the beautiful woman suddenly turned back and told the boy that her cup could not be unscrewed. So the boy said, I'll take it first. I was petrified in an instant.

9. Meng Jiangnv cried the Great Wall dry and red, and the white lady was covered in water.