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A sketch about Christmas (short)

A gift from the Magi.

The first field

Characters: Angie, Della, and Mrs. Safrania.

Location: The corner of a small street.

[Angie, the background music starts slowly]

Angie: (smiling to the audience) I am an angel of love. Today is Christmas Eve. I inherited Maggie's mission and came into this world. I want to give the most precious gift to the caring people on earth. (Mysteriously) Shh-someone is coming!

[Della quietly]

Della: (stopping at a sign) Mrs. Safrania-deals in all kinds of hairdressing products. (walks into the shop and looks intently at a sitting woman) Excuse me, are you Mrs. Savannah?

Mrs. Safrania: (coldly) Yes, I am.

Della: So, do you want to buy my hair?

Mrs. Safrania: I buy hair. (Looking up) Take off your hat and let me see what your hair looks like!

Della: (takes off her old hat and carefully hangs her hair like a waterfall to her knees) Do you want to buy it?

Angie: (Narrator) Oh, my God! I didn't expect such beautiful hair in the world. Like a waterfall!

Mrs. Safrania: (staring at her hair in surprise) Are you sure-you want to sell it?

Della: (touching her hair affectionately) Er-(turning around firmly) Yes, I want to sell it. Tell me, how much is it worth?

Mrs. Safrania: (winding Della's hair to suppress her excitement) Well, I'll give you a high price! Twenty dollars is a lot.

Della: Give me the money quickly.

Mrs safrania: let me cut your hair first. (takes out scissors) So-shall I start?

Della: (simply closing her eyes) Cut it off!

Mrs. Safrania: (cutting her hair skillfully) Here, here is the money.

Della: Thank you! (Carefully accept the money, without looking at the falling hair) Thank you! (rushing down with money)

Angie: Oh, what a poor woman! Why would she do that? Why do you want to sell her hair that would be dwarfed even by the queen? It's incredible-

Mrs. Safrania: Oh, my God! What beautiful hair! Twenty dollars is far from worth it! Oh, it's so beautiful-I'm going to take home the gift God gave me on Christmas Eve! (Holding down hair)