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Say a word when you are sick.
3, a little uncomfortable, uncomfortable, I don't know when it will be good!
4, flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even God is not kind.
6, stomach pain, you drink Starbucks, you have a cold, you eat vitamin C Yinqiao tablets, your hands are cold, you wear gloves, what do you put here?
7. Do you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or do you not care at all?
8, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, be sure to take care of yourself!
9. When you are weak, your mind is dull.
10, honey, my cold and hot make me catch a cold.
1 1, mother egg, caught a cold again. I have no money to see a doctor, so I have to go and see it myself. I'm going to have an exam tonight, so I'm sad.
12, runny nose, sneezing, seeking comfort.
13. Drink plenty of water when menstruating, and drink plenty of water when you have a cold. Water is everything?
14, are there any children who have a cold drip this afternoon? !
15, the pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold.
16, a cold is a persistent and tangled feeling.
17, caught a cold, the world is in chaos.
18, caught a cold, so uncomfortable. No one cares about me, and I bear everything alone.
19, how pathetic do I have to be to get a little sympathy from you?
20. I sneezed and thought it was because you missed me. Only later did I know that I had a cold.
2 1, with a mountain of illness and headache.
2 1, remember the advice of others when you fail; Only when you are sick do you realize the fragility of life;
22, loneliness is not terrible, I am afraid of being lonely all the time; Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick;
23. You don't know who to love until you are drunk, and you don't know who to love until you are sick.
24. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later, so sleep decisively now.
25. Your partner is not the one who always promises you and is inseparable from you everywhere, but the one who silently guards you when you are sick and have a burden of life.
When I am sick, I like to be reminded to take medicine. I like being told to go to bed early. I like being told good night every day. I like to be asked once in a while how was my day. Are you happy?
27, pray: your weak body can gradually become stronger! The smell of fear of illness! I want health! Happy life
28. Provide warmth when it is cold, be around when you are sick, laugh when you are happy, hug when you are sad, and do you understand the injustice for no reason? Who can do that?
29, my heart is worse than being sick! When can I be so strong that nothing can destroy me? I must be strong!
30. How can a person protect himself or not? Always love to get sick! Taking medicine finally worked! I'm so annoyed inside!
3 1. What a warm scene it is to have you around when you are sick.
32. I really caught a cold this time. It's hard to say.
33, sick, as if I heard the words I care about. You're having fun, I'm running a high fever and waiting for your call!
34. The recent weather follows the mood: it makes people hot and cold. Sick or healthy, it depends on your tolerance! ! ! !
35. A true friend, no matter how down and out I am, will never leave me or abandon me. Comfort me when I am sad, take care of me when I am sick, and tell me to take medicine.
36. Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing.
37. The sadness in my heart. Who can understand blind days, painful moments, sick bodies and broken hearts? I don't know what to do. Maybe I don't work hard!
You are the only one who takes care of me when I am sick and uncomfortable. Only you understand me. Sister, thank you!
Tell me about your illness.
Tell me about your illness.
First, people are uncomfortable, so my girlfriend goes to wash her feet and get something to let me out. Come and see, play with your mobile phone. Excuse me, which is more important, mobile phone or boyfriend? My boyfriend is sick, and he doesn't care about anything but playing with his mobile phone.
At present, two chronic diseases, rheumatoid disease and rigidity, can be cured under my verification. No matter how difficult the road is, I will keep going. No matter who my achievements belong to in the future, I just want people to remember that I have made contributions to the medical field. Sun Simiao said that he wrote money because he saw that the world was so stupid that he prepared some medicine at home, and he didn't know what to use when he was sick, let alone what medicine to use.
Third, I feel numb when I see my photos. Maybe I am really drunk. You know who you love most and who is sick. You know who loves you most.
Fourth, when there are too many negative emotions, you will feel sick, but how can a sick person know that he is sick?
Stop caring about other people's feelings and take care of your emotions, or you will get sick. Feel sorry for yourself.
Sixth, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, which makes us fragile, fragile, a little melodramatic, and more importantly, we can't eat delicious food. Therefore, I hope that my loved ones, my family and myself will not get sick. After all, medicine is not as delicious as spicy strips.
Good morning, Keke. How time flies! In a blink of an eye, 165438+ October came. 165438+ October, everyone should continue to refuel. The weather is not bad today, but pay attention to the temperature change and don't make yourself sick.
When you miss him, you may not know who he is hugging, but he never comes to you. Some people say the process is not important, but the result is not yours. Is this still happiness? So really love or not is a word, just satisfy or let yourself learn to rain, hold an umbrella, eat, get sick, buy medicine, have no money, earn tears, and finally be yourself.
From now on, you should take good care of yourself, eat less junk food, get used to drinking hot water, learn to take medicine when you are sick, learn to be more friendly to others, learn to observe your words and deeds more, care more about the people around you, be calm, laugh more when you have nothing to do, be careless, and strive for the future, so as to be worthy of the people you love.
Ten, want to fold a paper plane. If I fly over your window and bring you a paper plane with the breeze, I will tell you gently, take care of yourself and don't get sick. The weather is getting colder. Pay attention to your health, and finally! You should be happy forever. We must be happy forever. This is the only girl I can bless you and accompany you in the future. Please be kind to my love.
I have a good life now. Although I have a favorite person who is not together, I have a very good person in my heart. Go to bed early and get up early every day, go to work on time, and occasionally go out for dinner with friends. When I see my favorite little gift, I will buy it and send it to you. If you are happy, you will talk to me. If you are unhappy, I will get sick myself. I'll worry about you. When you are happy, I just want to be safe.
Twelve, I know that I am sick, I have been trying to save myself, and I have been waiting for myself to be completely better, and my state is right. I have not waited. I used to suppress negative emotions too much and pretend that positive energy is optimistic and positive, but now it is completely released. If I can't help it, I'll die. I often read this article written by myself and tell myself that accepting me like this, without fear and escape, will always be good.
Thirteen, suddenly feel old, sick, are cautious, afraid of dragging on for a long time, can't carry it. It takes a long time to recover, and you should be more careful to stay healthy, and don't be presumptuous ~
14. I still have to do some exercise when I go home after working overtime. Today, a little girl cried in the office again. The office is always full of sadness and sadness. I used to hope that I didn't have to come to work when I was sick or even hit by a car, but I suddenly saw a sentence that day, and I felt very moved. It's not worth the effort, let alone a chicken feather.
I'd rather let others think that I'm sick than that I'm a rotten person with no compassion or filial piety.
When I was sixteen, I always fantasized that I was sick, and everyone would care about and love you! But how stupid I am to feel really sick now! Health is the most important!
17. Looking at a half-dead patient every day, watching him sigh, be moody, insomnia, irritability, suspicious, painful and itchy, nausea and vomiting, feeling sick, tired and depressed.
Eighteen, maturity means that you don't need your mother to wear long pants; Maturity means buying medicine for yourself when you are sick. Although it was bitter, I still remember a long time ago when my mother was not paying attention, she quietly poured the medicine. Yes, that was a long time ago. Time is changing, so are we, but every tomorrow is worth looking forward to, looking forward to a better self ~
Nineteen, I suddenly dreamed that you left 14, and my brother was as tall as me. I miss you, look at me, care about me and take care of me, but why did you leave? It's 14 now. Time flies. Why don't you wait for me to grow up? Sometimes I always think of all the winters you treated me well when I was a child. You care if you are sick, and you help me make a fire. Grandpa, I miss you so much.
Twenty, the baby was discharged from the hospital and finally breathed a sigh of relief, which means that the baby doesn't have to receive so many infusions, treatments, noise and fright every day! However, I still dare not let go of my hanging heart because I am afraid of recurrence. Baby mommy must recover quickly, give you breast milk and give you strength! Grandpa, bless you! Don't make yourself sick again! Sister should grow up healthily!
21. Never let yourself get sick easily again!
Twenty-two, I dreamed that I suddenly fell ill. Nosebleeds don't work. Drop by drop on clothes. I also thought about it: I want those red blood to dye my clothes, which will be more colorful. Until it is dyed red. When you enter the hospital, you should prick your finger for a blood test. All kinds of pain, all kinds of unbearable pain. Later, I met a junior high school Chinese teacher, and he invited me to have a barbecue on the water. It was ok at first, but then I lost my center of gravity. The shoes didn't get wet after falling into the water. I ate roasted corn.
Look in the mirror every morning and you will feel sick.
24. If a cat is sick, it won't know that it is sick, because there is no concept of illness. Cats don't know that they will die, and they have no concept of death. However, cats are not always happy. But dogs are always happy. Stupid dog said, because he has no unhappy concept.
Twenty-five, meet many people in life, and meet people who think the same way! It's not easy! Perhaps it is because of the tacit understanding of the soul that I am moved! How happy it feels to be recognized! No matter what happens in the future. I will be fine, too, because I won't allow myself to live a bad life! I won't let myself get sick again! Thank you! Chow!
Twenty-six, the fourth day: I was sick, but I went to see the little guy. Today, kittens still don't eat, need forced feeding and love to sleep. But today, it has improved and its breathing has become stronger. Putting a finger on his ear will avoid it and struggle.
Twenty-seven, put on more clothes when it's cold, and no one will undress you; Eat more when you are hungry, and don't let yourself suffer for others; No one will take care of you if you are not sick; Take care of your body, be strong, no one will help you move the chair; You are not so lucky without beautiful fantasies!
Twenty-eight, something happened, not in a hurry to pursue responsibility, but to complete the task. This should be regarded as a sign of maturity. Abdominal pain came so suddenly that I didn't take any precautions. Fortunately, it comes and goes quickly. It is foolish to take care of yourself and send money to the hospital. I am not allowed to get sick in some way. There are many things to do tomorrow. But only by doing what you should do can you do what you like. Tired, don't want to talk. Good night. Try hard when you wake up.
Twenty-nine, leaving home, I understand one thing, that is, to learn to be strong, that is, to put it bluntly, to endure. One of them, you must never make yourself sick. When you are sick, you must smile so that people can't see you. This is life.
Thirty, I feel sick! I dreamed of Kimi's expression and state of leaving on September 16. He seems to say that he is miserable. He wants to live, he doesn't want to leave us, but he can't get through! Because I think I'll never see him again in my life! Makes me feel in a trance every day. I miss him day and night, and I miss him when I sleep and eat. My life is a mess! It's hard for me to get out! Kimi! I miss you so much!
3 1. I've been so tired from work recently that I got up at 5 o'clock for a month and felt sick. I went to find a male ticket and made me sparerib soup, porridge and Sydney soup. I'm so touched. I even bought a diamond ring by accident.
32. I have been having less menstruation and I don't know what to do. I'm afraid I'm sick, but I drank the fresh rose element bought by my sister, and now everything is normal, so happy!
I wish I had been sick since I was a child. My mother loved me a little when I was sick, but now I feel as if my mother would only pay attention to me if she was terminally ill.
Talk about qq's disgusting mood.
Talk about qq's disgusting mood.
First of all, even if you get old, ugly and sick, don't be afraid to have me with you.
Second, the quilt is sick, and I always feel that I need to stay in bed.
Third, everyone will be surrounded by someone who will help you when you need help, accompany you when you are sick, and stand up when you need it most.
Fourth, the older people are, the more accustomed they are to suppressing their true feelings. They don't cry or laugh, and everything is just explosive. It seems that there is nothing more and more, and you can cry so hard that you can't find it anymore, releasing the export of sadness. It's always good to have time to cry freely; If you can shed tears hard, it means that your heart is not dry. Now I clearly feel the pain, but I can't shed tears anymore.
This love, like milk, has a shelf life. You know it's overdue, but you insist on drinking it. Finally, I fell ill and was hospitalized.
6. Witnesses often say: Is she sick or healthy, poor or rich, are you willing to take care of her all her life? Many people say yes. How many people don't divorce?
Seven, my favorite girlfriend's dog is sick, a serious infectious disease, shall we bless it together? The distressed dog is more distressed by her.
Eight, the old man's operation was very successful, and now he is in the icu ward. I was transferred to the general ward on the 26th, and I can go home to recuperate if I have nothing to do. May his old man recover soon!
Nine, in fact, a person is very good, but you are sick and no one buys you medicine.
When eating, reading, listening to songs, being in a daze, being sick, and when there are no stars in the night sky, I will accidentally think of you.
1 1. I washed his clothes, gave him alcohol, and accompanied him to the hospital to see his stomach. I gave him money, comforted him when he was sad, accompanied him when he was sick, in exchange for breaking up.
Twelve, finally confirmed that I am sick, tomorrow to buy medicine.
Thirteen, do you think I am so sad? Will it hurt a little to see me sick?
The most helpless time is when you are sick. You need me, but I can't stay with you.
Fifteen, you say that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is not expensive. -the feelings of relatives when they are sick.
Sixteen, besides giving birth to a child, this is the first time I have been hospitalized due to illness. Doctors and nurses are fine, thank them! I wish myself a speedy recovery.
You never came to see me when I was sick, but I rushed to your house like crazy when you were sick. Why did you refuse me?
Eighteen, am I sick? Hmm. How interesting
Nineteen, why is the deformer always sick every time!
I was sick and rested at home for a day, but you didn't even send me a message.
42 fever 10 hour, there is selective amnesia. What would you choose to forget?
Twenty-two, overslept in the morning, late for school, let my parents call the class teacher and say that they are ill. Well done.
Twenty-three, there is a kind of mood, called helplessness.
Every time I get sick, I realize that I feel bad without you. .
Twenty-five, every time I don't want to go to school, I will find all kinds of reasons, methods, excuses and all kinds of wonderful diseases. . *
I was sick and didn't go to school today, so you'd better live well.
Twenty-seven, grandma is ill. Seeing him can't make him cry or get him excited, but at the sight of his tears, she can't help falling.
If I had wings, I would fly to see you! Do I have wings? Don't! So I can't visit you now! But I will pray for you and wish you peace and health forever!
If you are ill, you should go to the hospital. Just talk about sympathy, and your illness will be cured?
Thirty, mushrooms are cold, sick, and uncomfortable with cold. You want him by your side, but you just stand there with empty memories.
Today, my quilt is sick. I'm going to accompany it.
The person I love is ill, and I feel worse than him.
33. If God can do anything, he will give you all the happiness and give me half the pain.
34. I am sick, don't take medicine, don't go to the hospital, don't say anything, don't talk. This is attitude.
Passers-by also take a look, and if they don't, I wish you all a good year. Hh, you know
You never told me about your illness, but I told you about a minor illness. Do you want me to regret it all my life?
Thirty-seven, one person is sick and one person is carrying it; A person's heart is tired, and a person can bear it; A person's pain is blocked by a person; A person's heart breaks and a person cries;
I hope all the teachers are ill on Wednesday!
He was ill, but unfortunately I was not with him, and I felt particularly sorry for him.
Talk about the sad mood of illness
1. When sick, some people choose to care, some choose to ignore, and some choose to laugh. Anyway, you have to rely on yourself to get sick. I don't expect others to care about me. Don't curse me.
2. What is the most painful thing about being a mother? It's not pregnancy, it's not giving birth to a child, it's when the child is sick, no matter how intimidating and tempting you are, you refuse to take medicine anyway. Really weak.
I hope I can get sick instead of you and you can feel pain instead of me.
4. What's the big deal if you are sick with a fever and no one comforts you? At least you know this is the coolest thing.
5. Damn cold, although it hurts you, it hurts in my heart. Get well soon. I want to commit suicide. I wish my dear a speedy recovery.
6. You can be alone when you have a cold, fever, sadness and heartbreak!
7. Loneliness is not terrible, what is terrible is being lonely all the time. Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick.
8. You don't know who you love until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love until you are sick.
9. Happiness leaves because of your departure, and loneliness around you never leaves because of losing you.
10, boring! Dizzy! I feel like I'm going to get sick! A cold sweat! It's so uncomfortable!
1 1, you are sick, I want to care, but what qualifications do I have? Ha ha.
12 You are sick. I ran to the hospital with a fever of more than 39 degrees and watched you talking and laughing with her in the ward.
13, you say honey, I watch you go, I watch you go.
14, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is not expensive.
15, honey, you have a cold. My heart really hurts. You should get better soon.
16, lover is the most reluctant page in life, and friend is the highest title of human beings.
17, if I had wings, I would fly to see you! Do I have wings? Don't! So I can't visit you now! But I will pray for you and wish you peace and health forever!
18, warm water will only burn your hands if you have a fever.
19, if you are not sick, your relationship can be successful. I want to be held tightly, very much.
20. In case you get sick, you will get sick; Damn it, just die.
2 1, the color is as strong as wine, the willow spring breeze blows, and the peach blossom has been in bloom for a long time. I don't know if you have seen it, but there are very few viruses in the world. Don't walk around, don't disinfect and wash your hands, I wish you health forever!
22. If God can do anything, he will give you all the happiness and give me half the pain.
23, sick and feverish during school, super happy! Being sick and having a fever during the holiday will make you want to die.
24. I didn't know I was fragile until I got sick, and I didn't have the strength I imagined.
25. The experience of illness is to know how to meet step by step.
26. When you are sick, dreaming is like a century!
27. When I was ill, I felt like a calm old lady. Sit in the sun and listen to music. Then I dozed off and kept coughing.
28. There are many people who care about you when you are sick. Is there anyone who can buy you medicine and take you to the doctor?
29. I like to think when I am sick. Sometimes I wonder if there is a hidden danger of serious illness, sometimes I can't help but believe that people are so weak, and sometimes I realize that the so-called important work is actually not that important, and health is the most important.
30. What a warm scene it is to have you around when you are sick.
3 1. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.
32. When I am sick, I will take care of me, give me water and take medicine. It seems that you have been taking care of me for so many years in my memory, and I hate the feeling of where will you go.
33, sick, as if I heard the words I care about. You're having fun, I'm running a high fever and waiting for your call!
34. Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing.
35. Remember other people's advice when you fail; Only when you are sick do you realize that life is fragile.
36. He is the sand in my eyes. I tried to get him out, only to find that I could only send him away with tears in my eyes.
37. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later, so sleep decisively now.
38. I sat in the hospital and watched the passing cars. I, sitting under the street lamp, can't wait. Light, yellow; Me, alone.
39. Next time you dare to get sick, get as far away as possible, and don't let me find you again.
40, the sadness in my heart, who will understand those blind days, those painful moments, those sick bodies and broken hearts, I can't do everything clearly, maybe I don't work hard!
4 1, I feel uncomfortable … worse than being sick! When can I be strong enough that nothing can destroy me … strong, must be strong!
42. Inadvertently, your smile became my whole world.
43. If one person blows only acid, two people will no longer be lonely and helpless.
44. It is too difficult for a person to get sick.
45. The hospital, a place you want to go, can see sadness flowing in the air!
46. When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.
47. In the vast sea of people, I have been looking for traces, but I am disappointed and disappointed.
48. A true friend, no matter how down and out I am, will never leave me or abandon me. Comfort me when I am sad, take care of me when I am sick, and tell me to take medicine.
49. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to their memories.
50. The recent weather follows the mood: it makes people hot and cold. Sick or healthy, it depends on your tolerance! ! ! !
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