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What's the drama of Yin and Yang Master Ghost King Banquet?
Detailed explanation of raiders
The feast plot of the ghost king:
The ghost king swallowed the boy with wine: I have a hunch that soon, I will step into the abyss of that ghost domain.
The ghost king swallowed the boy with wine: this is for the future of the ghost family and also for the sake of.
The ghost king swallowed the boy with wine: the ominous smell surging from the abyss is gradually eroding the ghost hand of Ibaraki Jidu. If this continues, even Uncle Ben can't restrain his riot. ...
Suzuka Command: The gathering of demons always reminds me of such a lively scene as Suzuka Mountain. I really want him to see it.
Suzuka ordered: the soul born in the sea needs to return to the sea one day.
Suzuka Command: I will bear everything they do. Before that, please tell me what's going on in Suzuka Mountain.
Black is unfathomable: Hum, ignorant human beings are still rejoicing in the apparent calm, but they don't know that this seemingly solid Kyoto enchantment is vulnerable. That guy's breath is getting stronger and stronger.
Black Mystery: If he wants to break the game, he must be daydreaming himself. At this time, I need to intervene. Oh, his expression must be wonderful.
Black riddle: Things are getting more and more interesting. So, if you are inscrutable, can you still stick to your true thoughts? I'm really looking forward to it
Unfathomable: Behind the vision of Kyoto, it seems that an invisible hand is controlling the development of things. The cause of the national sea war is far simpler than it seems.
Unpredictable: changes in the cloud mirror are more and more frequent. Has the long-awaited disaster finally awakened?
Unfathomable: all this is just the beginning.
Tamamo no Mae: Have you noticed the difference in Kyoto? The surrounding enchantment is weakening, and the seemingly calm banquet has already been undercurrent.
Tamamo no Mae: Whether it's life or crisis, I just need to keep my promise and protect him.
Tamamo no Mae: That's where the karma of the world belongs and where I practice. Maybe it's time to unlock the secret. ...
The ghost king swallowed the boy with the wine: Now you are here, you are a member of my great country. There have been many anomalies in Kyoto recently. What did you find?
The ghost king drank the boy: I don't know where Ibaraki has gone. If you see him, remember to ask him to meet me here. The party will start soon. I have work to do.
The ghost king swallowed the boy with wine: the enchantment of Kyoto has gradually shown a declining trend, and I have already felt the mysterious atmosphere attached to this enchantment in the first world war in Haiti. It's not that simple after that.
Suzuka Command: You said you've never seen me? It's nothing. The last time I was in Kyoto, it was a long time ago for you.
Suzuka Command: This banquet means a lot to me. I must know everything that Suzuka Mountain has experienced.
Suzuka Command: You choose to sit next to me, and I will treat you with the highest courtesy from the sea. Let's wish each other good luck, Master Yin and Yang.
Black mystery: Ghosts travel at night. Let's get together and enjoy this happiness!
Black riddle: I'm not here to enjoy the party. I hope the news of these guys won't let me down.
Black riddle: the guy who has been hiding behind the scenes, it's time to show up this time.
Mysterious: The banquet is about to begin. It's so nice of you to come here. Have a good rest for a while.
Unpredictable: the future fate of Kyoto and the direction of everything depend on this "Ghost King Banquet".
Mystery: Good location. It is enough to see a lot of things here.
Tamamo no Mae: Oh? Strange face, human yin and yang teacher, don't be nervous. Now it's just a little farce, and later, it's the highlight.
Tamamo no Mae: You can rest here. After all, this is a rare event. Now that you're here, enjoy it.
Tamamo no Mae: You seem to spend a lot of energy sitting next to me.
Boy Star Bear: Yo ~ Master Yin and Yang, I didn't expect to meet you here. Last time, our ghost king accidentally hurt you. Does it matter?
Star Bear Boy: What's wrong with this seat? Even if those bad guys are in a mess inside, we won't get hurt by accident.
Star bear boy: the elegance of great rivers and mountains? Oh, our ghost king is just a little casual. I can't help it many times. Now let's just pray that the boy who swallowed wine can drop something less today.
Beaver: Alpaca? What kind of monster is that? Is there an assassin worse than me in Pingan Jing?
Beaver: I am invulnerable or something. It's just that my hair is thick, but it's hot recently and I want to shave.
Beaver: My name is beaver, not pineapple, and it's not black. Please don't put me on the table!
Snow Girl: The front is where Lord Black Mystery is, but I am not qualified to sit directly next to Lord Black Mystery. Hey, Yin and Yang are over there, don't disturb the Dark Lord.
Snow Girl: Why do you always look at me? Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Snow Girl: You look sexy. Do you want to hear me tell a cold joke?
Tibetan owner: Wow, there are rumoured alpacas here. This is the first time Xiaobai has seen them! I really want to see the mystery master ~ hey, is it so fierce to bite?
Tibetan Master: You are the teacher of Yin and Yang that you have met. Do you want to touch Xiao Bai's stomach? No, you can't. Xiao Bai is a monster with principles. Oh, it's so comfortable.
Tibetan master: I said for the last time that Xiaobai is not a fox, but a dog! Hmm? Don't! Xiaobai is not a dog! ! Ah ah ah, you listen to my sophistry .. No, you listen to my explanation! !
Ghost: My eyes see through too much. Master Yin and Yang, I advise you to stop here and don't want to be near Lord Tamamo no Mae again.
Well, I let you sit next to me. I just don't want you to disturb Lord Tamamo no Mae. That's all.
Ghost: What beautiful eyes. If one day you don't want it, you can give it to me.
Rabbit: Big Rabbit! ? Master Yin and Yang, who are you calling? It seems to be a very powerful title. Hey, hey, am I that good?
Tu Shan: Hello ~ Master Yin and Yang, stop! Your seat is here. I'll see who is still disobedient.
Little Rabbit: Hum ~ My little rabbit is going to take away all the delicious dumplings at the party today ~ Mr. Frog, what do you think of my trip?
Firefly: Hey, are you going the wrong way? I'm new here and I'm not familiar with the road. Sorry, sorry! Please, please stay away from my dandelion. It's not heavy, but it hurts everyone easily.
Firefly grass: I heard that there are very powerful monsters in the banquet center. Huh? Do you want me to try and challenge them? Whoa, whoa! Don't talk nonsense like this!
Firefly: Everyone seems to be avoiding me on the way here ... I should be mistaken. I'm just a weak monster. ......
China Frog: Don't talk nonsense about what store to open. The old man didn't do anything against Kyoto law.
China Frog: Don't be an old man. I also brought some magic weapons. Look at this ordinary dice.
Frog porcelain: Who is the ultimate winner of the five major forces? ! Bet, Master Yin and Yang, buy it and leave!
Nine-Life Cat: I obviously came to the party first, so I can only stay with these idiots. How hateful!
Nine-Life Cat: Why hasn't the food been served yet? I'm starving! I'm starving! What? It doesn't matter if you say I have nine lives? Idiot, it's a pity to lose one of these things. ...
Nine-Life Cat: It's weird that these Yin and Yang teachers have a party when they have nothing to do. Now it's even weirder, even the ghost king has come to join in the fun.
Tianxia: Master Yin and Yang, it's a little dangerous to go any further. That big monster in front is not simple.
Tianxia: with a strange house, you are not afraid of not having a seat. Master Yin and Yang, do you want me to give you your seat?
Tianxia: I hope Mr. Crow doesn't bite the tail of the monster in front. If I find it, I may never see it again.
Swallow wine and croak: those who call wine croak can sit on the table of the ghost king, and those who call wine croak can only sit here and croak. What a quack!
Quack-quack: After drinking the wine from Jiangshan, can this uncle still be the quack king of Jiangshan?
Swallow the wine, quack: quack, uncle Ben is the best quack. Just drink two more pots, hum!
Tu Bi: Drink ... Stop and don't go any further! Oh, don't kick the corner. I was wrong. Stop kicking.
Tu Youyou: Everyone says I'm the first, so sitting next to me makes me look disgusted.
Tu Youyou: What, you think I'm too weak? Look, I broke a hole for you with my two hammers. At that time, they also called me God.
Ghost Red: Those Yin and Yang teachers are idle and scattering beans. Do they think they can catch us? That's ridiculous ... Hey, this bean smells good.
Evil Ghost Red: Damn Yin and Yang Master! Actually resisted my mocking attack! Didn't I shoot loud enough? We agreed to like round and red things.
Tianxie Ghost Red: I didn't expect to walk in Ping An Beijing for so many years. The most mentioned sentence is "Where is Tianxie Ghost Red?" This group of Yin and Yang teachers is really hateful.
Evil Ghost Huang: Didn't you say that many big monsters came to the banquet of the Ghost King? Why can't you see anything here? Oh, I didn't take the flowers off my face.
Heaven evil ghost Huang: Forget the monster, why the Yin and Yang division will also appear here. What, are you going to fight? ! Knock, knock.
Evil Ghost Huang: This is my first time to attend such a grand banquet. Why don't I cheer you up ... hey, you should at least listen before you go!
Hui Ye Ji Gua: So far, I can't see Tamamo no Mae's adult Gua at all, but if it's a double-sided Buddha Gua, I can't see it anywhere ~
Hui Ye Jigua: There are so many people at the party that if someone accidentally breaks his brother's balloon, he will surely cry.
Hui Ye Jigua: The teacher of Yin and Yang is over there. Do you want to play something interesting? Between you and me, there is a drunk over there. Why not? ......
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