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Sketch script: "Business" [reprinted]

Characters:

Beibei: female;

Xiaoyu: female;

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Feifei: female;

Liangliang: male;

Film policeman: male;

Scene: Taoyuan Police Station duty room, a row of benches Three women were sitting on it, looking depressed, and there was an empty chair.

Beibei: Alas, all the mats and straw sandals we finally made were ruined. These are all national handicrafts that can apply for human cultural heritage!

Xiao Yu: Come on! Didn’t I just hear the police say that your mats and straw sandals are all shoddy products made of paper rope, and you are still operating a violent resistance operation without a license?

Beibei: Aren’t you also engaged in violent resistance against the law without a license? Moreover, the red beans you sell are all moldy and dyed with sudan red to deceive people!

Xiao Yu: That’s a last resort. I want to find a job. Can I sell this? !

Beibei: Oh, it must be because you haven’t studied enough.

Xiaoyu: Don’t study much? I graduated from Tsinghua University, majoring in food additives!

Beibei: Huh? ! well! It’s really hard to find a job these days! Let me meet you, my name is Beibei.

Xiaoyu: My name is Xiaoyu.

(Beibei suddenly noticed Feifei who was silent next to her)

Beibei: This little girl, what is your name?

Feifei: My name is Feifei.

Xiaoyu: Feifei, it seems that you also came here because you were operating a business without a license and violently resisting the law? What are you selling?

Feifei: Have you ever seen a Peking University graduate selling pork online? That's me!

The film policeman brings up the belt

The film policeman: (pointing to a chair) Sit there!

Liangliang: (sat down, but got up again after seeing the three women) Then where are you sitting, government?

Police officer: Oh, that’s right, then I’ll sit and you stand!

Liangliang: (pointing to the three women) Can I squeeze in with them?

Film police: Do you know where this is? This is Taoyuan Police Station! Now that we're here, you still want to pick up girls? Stand!

Liangliang: I have the right to remain silent, but every word I want to say is that I hope to sit with beautiful women. This is my birthright~right~right! (The volume gradually decreases like an echo)

Film policeman: (Too busy reading the file, too lazy to pay attention to him) Okay, okay, then you can take a seat.

Liangliang went over to squeeze in with the three girls, but Feifei pushed her off the bench and simply sat on the ground.

Police officer: I have something urgent to do and I have to go out for a while. You guys should think about your own problems here carefully. When I come back, you must confess your regrets. Don’t evade the easy matter!

The three women rolled their eyes at the policeman and said nothing.

Liangliang: Yes, Sir!

The end of the film police.

Liangliang: (talking to the three women) Oh, I was just selling roasted sweet potatoes at the door and they let them in! My daily income of more than 30,000 yuan was just gone!

Beibei: More than 30,000 yuan? ! Is it so profitable to sell baked sweet potatoes? !

Liangliang: Of course! Have you ever heard: Sweet potatoes last forever, and a pound will last forever!

Beibei: (Talking to the second daughter) Beibei, I only have a cash flow of 10,000 yuan a day from selling mats and straw sandals, why don’t we all sell sweet potatoes!

Xiao Yu: Yes! Xiaoyu and I sell red adzuki beans for only 5,000 yuan a day, and the price of Sudanese red produced in Europe is very high, so cost management is difficult to achieve! If I had known better, I would have used "Wang Lihong" from the United States - its scientific name in English is Alexander, which is cheaper.

Feifei: Feifei, I can sell pork for 30,000 yuan a day, but for the health of my customers, I inject the pork with French Evian mineral water, do you know? "Suffering from danger"! More expensive than pork!

Beibei: (touched) Feifei is really a good businessman with a conscience!

Liangliang: Okay! Together we are powerful! But we can no longer use the traditional model to sell baked sweet potatoes, we should become bigger and stronger! Alas, but you small traders don't have enough education to do big things.

Beibei: Oh, you study a lot?

Liangliang: (Proud) Liangliang, I majored in science and engineering and graduated from a college in heat treatment, so I bake sweet potatoes well! Although I am a junior college student, I am a "turtle" who has studied abroad in two countries!

Feifei: "Turtle"? Which two countries did you study from and return home?

Liangliang: Mauritius and Rwanda, referred to as "Mauru".

Beibei: Hum, heat treatment is just a technical job! Beibei, I am a Harvard MBS.

Xiao Yu: I have only heard of MBA. What is this MBS?

Beibei: Chinese Pinyin - selling sweet potatoes!

Everyone: Huh? ! ! !

Beibei: We should establish an international organization for baked sweet potatoes! I will be the CEO and focus on building the core competitiveness of the organization!

Liangliang: Does roasted sweet potato still have core competitiveness? ! I will be the COO, focusing on the marketing of roasted sweet potatoes!

Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu, I am the CTO, and I am mainly responsible for the color design of roasted sweet potatoes!

Feifei: Feifei, I am the CFO, focusing on the cost management of the company!

Beibei: Well, the four O’s are all present, but these are not important. What is important is to make full use of the theme advantage of roasted sweet potatoes for capital operations and continue to obtain funds from international institutional investors!

Xiao Yu: Let’s find SoftBank’s Masayoshi Son!

Feifei: Let’s find the American IDG!

Beibei: Let’s write BP right now!

Liangliang: What is BP?

Beibei: It’s a business plan, which in English is called “forcing you to death and exposing you to death.”

Liangliang: Can we launch "Nasi Dake" in the United States?

Three girls: No problem! yeah! yeah! ! yeah! ! !

The three girls were very excited. They stood up and jumped in each other's arms. Liangliang also wanted to get in, but Feifei pushed her out and sat on the ground.

Beibei: For our ambitious goal, how about the three of us becoming sworn brothers?

Xiao Yu: Great!

Feifei: Agree! From now on, the three of us will be the profit-seeking founders of Baishu Organization!

Beibei: Then today we will use this handful of soil as incense, replace wine with tea, and become sisters with different surnames!

Xiao Yu: We are of the same sex, both women!

Feifei: It’s the last name!

Beibei: Okay, let’s sworn sworn friends!

The three women stood in a circle, bowed to each other, and then faced the audience. Beibei was in the middle, Xiaoyu was on the left, and Feifei was on the right. They looked up to the sky and bowed.

Beibei: Think of Beibei, Xiaoyu, Feifei...

Xiaoyu: Should I use my famous name when I swear by my sworn vows?

Feifei: Yes! Beibei, what's your name?

Beibei: My name is Liu Bei! What about you, Xiaoyu?

Xiao Yu: My name is Guan Yu! Feifei you?

Feifei: My name is Zhang Fei!

The three of them suddenly turned to Liangliang

Xiaoyu: Isn’t your surname Zhuge?

Liangliang: No, my surname is Zhu, a Zhu from the Zhu family who is stinky with wine and meat.

Feifei: What is your full name?

Liangliang: Leather, bright and bright.

Xiao Yu: Zhu Geliang?

Liangliang: That’s right.

Feifei: Why does it sound like shoe polish? ! Ignore him and let's continue.

Beibei: I miss Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Although they have different surnames, the Taoyuan three became sworn brothers today at the Taoyuan Police Station!

Liangliang: Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are sworn brothers in Taoyuan? Why does it sound so familiar to me?

Beibei: Now that we are sisters, we will work together to sell sweet potatoes; sell white potatoes at the top, and sell sweet potatoes at the bottom; we don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we just want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day...

Xiao Yu: Wait a minute, if you die one day, will I have to die too?

Feifei: Yes, I don’t want to commit suicide! But we can be born on the same day, same year, same month!

Beibei: Born on the same day, same year, same month? How is it possible?

Feifei: We can have babies together on the same day of the same year and month!

Xiao Yu: Yes, yes!

Beibei: Well, then I don’t want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day, I just want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day!

Liangliang: Oh my God! If one of you had a caesarean section just two months ago, how about giving birth to a peeled and spicy crayfish? ! ! !

Beibei: Emperor Tianhou Tu, learn from this heart. If you don't eat sweet potatoes, you will be killed by heaven and man!

Bow to each other again in a circle.

Liangliang: (approaches the three and bows) I, Zhu Geliang, am married to three sisters...

Beibei: You don’t have to!

Liangliang: But...

Xiaoyu: You can become the first employee of our Baishu Organization!

Feifei: Then we need to Interviwe to see if he can do it!

Liangliang: Huh? Am I a part-time worker? Well, I ask for an annual salary of one thousand and ninety-five baked sweet potatoes!

Beibei: Well, (counting on fingers) three meals a day, one for each meal, taken with warm water, that’s exactly 1095 baked sweet potatoes a year, no problem! We can also give you another "waiver" of 1095 baked sweet potatoes based on your performance. But you have to talk about your marketing plan.

Liangliang: Huh? And "options"? Marketing is my strong point, Zhu Geliang! I'm going to use TV direct sales!

Xiaoyu: I want you to "abstain"! Um! Direct TV sales are great! Let’s talk about the advantages of roasted sweet potatoes!

Bright and bright: The reason why sweet potatoes are called white is because they contain brightening factors, which can make your skin bright, white, supple, and white!

Feifei: Really? Then I’m going to make a spa in baked sweet potatoes tonight!

Liangliang: The reason why white potatoes are called potatoes is because they contain rat eyesight factor, which can resist wrinkles and remove spots, making you look like a rat!

Xiao Yu: Great! Then I will make a facial mask with roasted sweet potatoes tonight!

Liangliang: The reason why sweet potatoes need to be roasted is to roast away your fat and roast the remaining fat to where you need it most!

Beibei: My God! Is it a baked sweet potato or a BBQ human? !

Liangliang: (imitation of TV direct marketing in a rough voice) Pick up the phone in your hand, make a call quickly, why are you hesitating? !

The three women applauded: Yeah!

Liangliang: We should also make full use of the power of the Internet, establish a blog circle on Sina, and use blog soft articles to attract our potential customers!

Feifei: Yes! It’s called “white potato rings”!

Xiao Yu: I have only heard of onion rings!

Beibei: Very good, Mr. Zhu Geliang, you are admitted!

Liangliang: From now on, the four of us...

Beibei: Liangliang, don’t forget your identity - you are an employee! It's the three of us!

Liangliang: Ah, okay, the three of you unite sincerely

Xiaoyu: Use the friendship and talents of the three of us to build the world's largest sweet potato kingdom!

Feifei: referred to as "Shu ~ Country"!

Liangliang: "Potato Country"? Oh~ It seems like this is really said in "Three Kingdoms"!

Beibei: Now I solemnly announce that "Potato Country" is officially established from today!

Enter Film Police Officer

Film Police Officer: (To the three women) You three, you can leave.

Three girls: Yeah! ! !

Three Women Go Down

Police Officer: (to Liangliang) You, go through the detention procedures.

Liangliang: Why? !

Police officer: You are suspected of violently assaulting a police officer, and the consequences will be very serious!

Liangliang: Violently attacking the police? I?

Film police: I just came back from the hospital. Our director, Cao, suffered third-degree burns on his lower body and is undergoing emergency treatment!

Liangliang: 3rd degree burns? I just wanted Director Cao to be accommodating and put a roasted sweet potato in his trouser pocket!

Film policeman: What? Do you still want to bribe state officials? ! Another serious crime! I want to write it down for you!

Liangliang: But it won’t burn you! Director Cao is not the white snowflakes falling one after another!

Police officer: Tell me honestly, what were you wearing at the time?

Liangliang: Asbestos gloves, they were left over when I was studying heat treatment in school.

Police officer: You are wearing asbestos gloves! ah? You stuffed half a piece of unburned briquettes into the crotch of our Director Cao. The whole lower body of our Director Cao was burned to death. You didn’t even leave a piece of good meat for Director Cao!

Liangliang: Huh? ! I, I, I... I was so nervous at that time that I really didn’t notice whether it was a piece of white potato or a piece of briquette. I, I, I really didn’t mean it!

Police officer: You can tell the judge about this!

Liangliang: What about the three of them? That's it, it's okay? Unfair!

Film police: They? You should take care of yourself! All three of them have limited abilities!

Liangliang: What is restricted behavioral capacity? Just let go of restrictions on behavioral capacity?

Police officer: The mental hospital’s car is waiting outside. I don’t know how these three escaped!

Liangliang: Them? Mental illness? Then... what should I do with my "potato country"? My "potato country"!

Police officer: Those from Shu country are not from Shu country, let me in!

The film police escorted the frustrated Liang Liang, and the whole play ended