Charming humorous jokes

People's cold humor is also called black humor, also called cold joke, cold joke, that is, failure joke. I made up some funny jokes. Come and have a look if you like!

1. Two old people are chatting. An old man said, "My son has a bright future. He works as a manager in a big company in the city with an annual salary of 200 thousand. What about your son? "

The other said, "I don't know. I heard that whoever finds him will be rewarded 1 10,000. "

2. My neighbor's aunt's son is 29 years old. He has talked with his girlfriend for a year or two, and he is not married yet.

During a chat, I asked my aunt, "Your son is 29 years old. When will he get married? I'm still waiting for candy. "

Aunt replied: "I am also anxious, just waiting for my girlfriend to divorce!" " "

I was a mess. ...

3. One day, Xiaoming crossed the road and saw an old woman fall down. In the spirit of doing good, Xiao Ming helped her up. "Grandma, does it hurt?" Grandma holds Xiaoming's hand tightly! "I finally met a good man. What's your name! "

"My name is Xiao Ming!"

"Oh," then grandma shouted to the crowded side of the street, "Somebody, Xiaoming tripped me!"

4. A friend I haven't contacted for several years sent me a message: "Are you there?"

"Yes!"

"Money is tight recently, lend me some money."

I was cheated after listening to it. It's too pit. I answered decisively: "Yes."

"Lend me 2000"

"Yes!"

"What's the matter with you?"

"Yes!"

"Depend, reply automatically!"

"yes."

The waiter ordered scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Attendant: There are no tomatoes.

Then, a cabbage stew with tofu. Attendant: There is no tofu. ...

Ok, fried cabbage with eggs.

Attendant: OK, just a moment, please. The food will be ready soon!

When Xiao Ming was walking on the road, he saw a man with inconvenient legs and feet limping in front. He studied in the back, but he felt dissatisfied and limped to the front.

Later, a strong man rushed out from the side of the road, beat up the man with inconvenient legs and feet, and scolded, "It's pity that others are disabled. You should learn from others!" "

7. Hello, Wang Sicong. I don't know who you are, but you seem to be a little famous in the comments.

I have seen my fiancee call you husband in popular comments several times. I have dropped her cell phone and scolded her. I hope you will stop pestering her.

My father is the owner of an enterprise, worth tens of millions. If you pester my fiancee, do you believe me or not?

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