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Kong Lingkan: I insisted on marrying my aunt's sister, and then I married someone else's wife. I have been ridiculous all my life, but Song Ailing is my favorite.

This person is almost the "second generation of the first official of the Republic of China."

His second aunt is Soong Ching Ling, the mother of the country, and his second uncle is Dr. Sun Yat-sen.

My aunt is Song Meiling and my uncle is Chiang Kai-shek.

A friend has guessed his identity.

He is the son of the richest man in Shaanxi and the daughter of Song's parents.

During the Republic of China, there were four families: Jiang, Song, Kong and Chen. These four families want money, money and power.

And Kong Lingkan is connected with three families at the same time, which shows its profound background.

However, his life is extremely absurd. He once insisted on marrying his aunt's sister, and later "married away" Sheng's second wife, the son of a wealthy businessman in the Republic of China. This woman was also born in the land of fireworks.

This marriage is very unbearable for Song Ailing.

You may be familiar with Soong Ching Ling and Song Meiling, but in fact, the eldest daughter Song Ailing is the big boss behind the Song family.

She married the Confucius family, known as the "moneybag of the Republic of China", which contributed to the marriage between Song Meiling and Chiang Kai-shek. She is the actual controller of the Song family.

Song Ailing gave birth to four children, and Kong Lingkan was the eldest. Although his love life is so decadent, arrogant and notorious, he is still Song Ailing's favorite son.

Why is this?

What happened between Song Ailing and her aunt's sister and the second-married fireworks girl?

What romantic things about him make future generations laugh?

Song Ailing gave birth to a son. Under such a family background, the child was really born with a golden spoon in his mouth.

This is the second son of the Kong family, but it is the eldest son of the Kong family.

He also has a younger sister, Kong Lingyi.

His parents named him Kong Lingkan after his sister.

The year Kong Lingkan was born, his father Kong Xiangxi was 36 years old.

According to the custom of the Republic of China, having a son at the age of 36 is a great blessing in life.

Therefore, Kong Xiangxi was very happy and trained Kong Lingkan as his successor.

At that time, Kong Xiangxi was the finance minister, who held the lifeline of the national economy. He naturally hopes that the descendants of the Confucius family can inherit and continue to be high for the benefit of the family.

Therefore, Kong Lingkan, the eldest son, has high hopes.

However, although they have such expectations, they can't keep up with them in education.

What "can't keep up" here is not the level of education. Confucius' great career naturally has the ability to give his son the best educational resources.

However, their educational ideas are very backward. His parents dote on him and give him everything he wants. People around you covet the power position of Song Guhe Kong's family and dare not make the young master angry.

Therefore, Kong Lingkan has developed an arrogant and bohemian character since he was a child, and he has all the bad habits of a dude.

When he grew up, Kong Lingkan didn't even listen to dissuasion and insisted on marrying his uncle's wife and sister. What happened?

Kong Lingkan's uncle is Song Ziwen, and it is said that "uncle and nephew is the closest".

However, Kong Lingkan doesn't like his uncle very much. He doesn't even have basic manners or even compatibility.

But thanks to his uncle Song Ziwen, Kong Lingkan found his first love.

Married to Zhang's daughter, she has a younger sister named Zhang, the same age as Zhang.

Two people know each other, often play together, and agree to get married when they grow up.

"Iman, I want to marry you when I grow up. Wait!" Kong Lingkan domineering said.

Pie pie, "your parents agreed? My sister's brother-in-law may not let me marry you. "

"Hum! None of them can control me, I will marry whoever I say! What is Song Ziwen? What can he do with me? " Kong Lingkan replied with his head held high.

Kong Lingkan is 12 years old. Everyone thought it was a kid's joke, but in fact they didn't take it seriously.

However, I didn't expect that a few years later, I really wanted to marry Zhang and they lived together.

Think about relationships. Zhang is a "sister-in-law" and a nephew Once married, how should relatives get along?

What will outsiders say?

This is simply a scandal of the giants!

Their marriage naturally met with opposition from all sides. Kong Xiangxi was ashamed and ordered his son to stop fooling around!

"I don't care how quiet you are! But this is absolutely impossible. How can you marry your uncle's wife and sister? Is this not a joke? "

Song Ailing also rushed forward and politely advised his son, "Son, you can marry anyone, but Iman certainly can't. She is your aunt's sister, and you married her. What's your relationship with your uncle? This will definitely not work! "

But "Little Overlord" Kong Lingkan refused to listen?

He also brazenly said:

"Mother-in-law is afraid of what, for Song Ziwen's sister-in-law, he and I are unequal. He and I are brothers-in-law! "

Tearing his hair out about Kong Xiangxi and Song Ailing, they know their son's stubborn temper, and once they decide, they will never look back!

In desperation, I had to start with Zhang, do ideological work for her, and put pressure on her not to marry.

Song Jiakong's family took turns to go into battle, and Zhang finally got cold feet and soon found the right person to get married. This farce is finally over!

But Kong Lingkan's "absurd love line" is not over! Even the next headache for Kong Xiangxi and Song Ailing!

Who did Kong Lingkan marry?

The thing is, the Song family has a tradition of playing mahjong and loves playing mahjong more.

Kong Xiangxi and I have been married for many years, and I still keep this habit. I often invite people to play mahjong at home.

With the family background of the Song family, people who come naturally are either rich or expensive, not the aunts of senior officials' families, or the richest people in the region.

One of them is Sheng, the son of Sheng Huaixuan, a politician and entrepreneur in the late Qing Dynasty, with a well-off family.

Therefore, Shengneng can associate with a family like Kongjia.

It is worth mentioning that Sheng has a wife named Bai, who is very helpful.

This white orchid is not a simple woman. She was born in the land of fireworks, beautiful and charming. She climbed the Sheng Yisheng by various means and became the daughter-in-law of the Sheng family, so she often followed her husband to play mahjong at the Kong family, and naturally met Kong Lingkan.

Kong Lingkan saw that the white orchid was beautiful, clever and charming, and fell in love with her soon.

Bai Lan, who has lived in a romantic place for a long time, naturally understands Kong Lingkan's eyes and is not shy. They often flirt at the card table and kick each other under the table.

Sheng continued joking with the woman at the poker table, seemingly quietly. In fact, he has long known that he is a "green expense".

He saw what his wife and Kong Dagong did, but he said nothing and let them flirt around.

What's on his mind?

When I got back, I sat by the bed, held my wife's hand and said affectionately, "Orchid, I think you also know what Master Kong thinks of you. I have an average position at home. You might as well go with him and spend the rest of your life safely. "

And white orchids also have their own considerations. Compared with, Sheng's power status is naturally higher. Besides, he is arrogant, and he will definitely find a way to get what he likes.

I'm attracted to him and I'm sure I can't run away.

On the whole, Prynne also thinks that "being with Kong Lingkan" is a better choice.

But she pretended to refuse. "Yi Sheng, I am your wife after you. How can you push me to another man? " He also began to cry.

Sheng Yisheng comforted her and advised her to say, "Ah, Orchid, am I not good for you?"? The Confucius family is rich and powerful, and you will definitely not suffer in the future! "

The husband and wife dragged on until midnight, but they were different, just pretending to please each other. Finally, they reached an agreement. Since then, Sheng has often helped and created opportunities to get along alone.

Bai Bida 17 years old, read by countless people. Naturally, she knows how to catch a man's heart. She is smart and knowledgeable, obeys Kong Lingkan on major issues, satisfies his male chauvinism, gives him some inspiration and suggestions on minor issues, and shows her alertness and wisdom in due course.

The longer I spent with the white orchid, Kong Lingkan found that she liked this woman more and more, and gradually became inseparable from him, so she planned to marry her.

Soon, Sheng divorced Bai so that Bai could be his wife.

Why is Sheng willing to "hand over" his wife?

The reason is that his father Sheng Huaixuan was born in the Qing Dynasty and married many wives. Sheng was only born in his concubine's room, so he was not taken seriously at home.

So it's just a hollow name, and there is not much property at all.

Now that his wife is attracted by Kong Shaoshao, giving up on her own is the best choice. It is impossible to say that Kong Shaoshao will pay him more!

With such a ghost idea, he advised Bai to divorce.

Indeed, in order to thank Sheng for his "adult beauty", Kong Lingkan gave him the post of director of unified taxation bureau, and always remembered to promote him.

Sheng is the first person who regards his wife as a ladder to success!

But after the divorce, the marriage with Bai did not go well.

Kong Lingkan's mother, Song Ailing, personally helped Song Meiling marry Chiang Kai-shek, so she thought that the child's marriage should also be married, and he wanted to successfully copy his sister's marriage to his son.

Therefore, Kong Lingkan must marry a suitable woman, not engage in prostitution for the second time.

But Kong Lingkan wouldn't listen. He still keeps a close relationship with the white orchid and is ready to find a chance to marry her.

However, before the opportunity was found, the change took place.

Kong Lingkan privately established a secret radio station in Hongkong, and it was revealed that he made a fortune. In order to preserve their reputation, Confucius and Song decided to send them to Harvard University for further study.

However, Mr. and Mrs. Song Ailing didn't expect that this trip to the United States gave Kong Lingkan an opportunity. He directly "cooked raw rice into mature rice" and married the white orchid halfway.

The couple who learned the news beat their chests and feet, but they were helpless.

Is it a good thing for Kong Lingkan to marry the white orchid?

Not necessarily!

But together for many years, they have never had a son and a half. As for the problem, we don't know. Maybe it's the body problem of the white orchid. After all, she was born in the land of fireworks.

Maybe there is something wrong with Kong Lingkan, which can't be proved.

In his later years, Kong Lingkan died alone in the United States.

When I was a teenager, I drove around the city center, ignoring the safety of the people, doing evil, being arrogant, ignoring ethics and morality, insisting on falling in love with my aunt's sister, and then "stealing other people's wives", which was morally bankrupt.

He could have used his family advantages to do more useful things for the country and the people and saved the Chinese nation from danger.

But he chose a completely opposite path. In the end, he had no children and no children, and none of his descendants could stay. This may also be the punishment of fate.

Kong Lingkan's tragedy is not only his own fault. If Song Ailing and Kong Xiangxi had educated their children well, they might not have ended up like this.

But both husband and wife are insatiable people. Although his behavior is perverse and his love life is in a mess, he is most favored by his mother because his behavior has won the greatest benefits for Song and Kong.

Therefore, no matter what Kong Lingkan does, both husband and wife let him do it and never restrain or discipline him.

So Kong Lingkan finally became.

This also warns us that education should be early. Before educating children, parents should first set an example.

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