Complete works of biological jokes

Friend: Do you mind if I explore Mendel's law with you?

Mendel's law is a law of heredity.

Do you mind if I bang, bang, bang with you? )

Sister: There is a difference between plane geometry and solid geometry.

Plane geometry represents two-dimensional solid geometry represents reality.

Listen, movies are different from actual combat. Do you have any experience? )

Friend: I prefer Italy in the Axis countries.

Italy ranks second in the Axis, or Italy is an infantry (no code).

I don't have much experience, but I have a fighting heart.

Sister: Why didn't Napoleon use the air force at Waterloo?

Why don't you get on the plane? )

Friend: Do you know the significance of Lexington to American independence?

With the first shot, a single spark can start a prairie fire and ride on horseback. )

Sister: What are the consumption classifications besides self-sufficient consumption in economics?

Do you pay for the goods? )

Friend: I admire the great man who put forward "the countryside surrounds the city"

This man is grandpa Mao, which means I have money.

(On protracted war, it can last for a long time)

Sister: Are you familiar with Ampere Rule?

Ampere's law is also called right-hand law.

Do you need any help? )

Friend: When making ethylene from ethanol, the position of thermometer should not be sloppy.

When ethylene is made from ethanol, a thermometer must be inserted into the reaction solution.

(Be sure to plug it in. )

Sister: I heard that the southeast wind on the west coast of Peru has been going on for three months.

El Nino literally refers to children. It takes more than three months for the trade winds in southeastern Peru to be recognized as an El Ni? o event.

It's dangerous to go in. Don't have an accident.

The correct way to extinguish the alcohol lamp is to cover it directly with the alcohol lamp cover.

Friend: Let's go. I'll bring a condom.