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What should we pay attention to when answering humorously and leading a meal?

(1) If you really can't drink it, don't eat it with your rice bowl at the first bite.

(2) If you are sure to drink, don't put ink on it, and then there are rules.

Rule 1: Although the wine table is affectionate, it is boring; Love is shallow, lick it. " But don't say it while drinking.

Rule 2: Keep a low profile, curl your hair and never fill it up as soon as you get on the wine table.

Rule 3: Leaders will drink with each other before it is their turn to respect each other.

Rule 4: You can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Rule 6: Respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, say, if I finish drinking, you will get pregnant.

Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, just replace it, and pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below.

Rule 9: If there is no special person present, you'd better touch the wine in the right order, and don't favor one over the other.

Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine?

Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same. Everyone knows that, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Rule 12: Don't pretend to be crooked, say something wrong, do something wrong, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine is the last word.

Rule 13: If there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others fill it themselves. Don't be silly to pour wine one by one, or what should the people behind you do if they don't have wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

Article 15: Be careful not to make a slip of the tongue after drinking, don't talk big, don't be rude, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks, don't point, don't drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet without stopping you.

Rule 16: Don't say "I can't drink" (if you drink), lest others accuse you of hypocrisy. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink.

Rule 17: The leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.

Rule 18: peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern. You can look at the previous/question/509483290.html.