Feynman, a famous physicist and Nobel Prize winner, once told such a joke.

A lady was stopped by the police for speeding. The policeman came up to her and said, "madam, you were driving at 60 miles an hour!" " "(1 mile = 1.609 km) Ms. retorted:" Impossible! I only drove for seven minutes, less than an hour. How can I walk 60 miles? " "I mean, madam, if you keep driving like just now, you will drive 60 miles next hour." "That's impossible. I only need to drive 10 miles to get home, not 60 miles at all. "

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Five jokes about Feynman:

1: When Feynman's team in Oppenheimer developed the atomic bomb, they all worked in strict isolation, and their communication with the outside world had to go through the FBI. Feynman felt bored, so he wrote a letter to his wife casually and asked her to tear it up. He sent one every once in a while, several times. So every time the FBI made great efforts to spell this letter, but found nothing useful.

2:

When I was building an atomic bomb, Feynman found that although their guards were set up a lot and looked tight, they were all formalistic. Once, he found a hole in the fence, so he climbed out of the hole and walked in through the door. The guard didn't feel anything at first. After a while, Feynman came out of the hole and came in again. After several times, the guards were surprised. Why didn't Feynman go out when he came in? So I was surprised and thought Feynman was really a magical person. Later, I found this hole.

3:

When the atomic bomb was built, those scientists gave the information to the manager every day and put it in the safe. Feynman found that the password of the safe had never been changed, so he wrote down the password of the safe. One day, when the manager left, he opened the safe and put a note in it. The next day, the manager opened the safe and took a look. He was shocked. He rang the alarm and called everyone together. Feynman is here. The manager sent the notice to everyone.

4:

After the atomic bomb exploded, Feynman went to a university as a professor. At that time, he was still young. At a dance, he danced with a girl student. When dancing, the girl asked him what grade he was in, and he said I was a professor. The girl said, professor? You also made an atomic bomb, right? Feynman said: Yes, I made an atomic bomb. The girl dumped a liar and left.

5:

One day, Dirac came to Feynman's school. Feynman was very happy. They are all masters of relativity. He met Dirac on the side of the road and started talking to him at once. Feynman is very talkative and never stops talking about his opinions. Dirac said nothing and listened to Feynman with a smile. Feynman talked for an hour by the roadside. Dirac said, excuse me, I have a question. Feynman was very happy to hear that there was a problem. Dirac said, excuse me, where is the toilet?

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