Make people laugh and tell jokes.

make people laugh and tell jokes

jokes? Dude, hate me for a semester? You're laughing your ass off. Come and have a look with me.

So what is the power of learning?

Q:? What is the power of mathematics? A:? I can't read the answer after copying it! ? Q:? What is the power of Chinese? A:? I don't want to copy after reading the answer! ?

you're kidding me

in high school, my best friend and I were assigned to an examination room and sat at the front and back tables. My paper was still blank when I was about to hand it in, and I was anxious when my girlfriend slipped me a note. I was so excited, nervous and hidden, and finally I opened it trembling, which read: What to eat at noon?

Dude, hate me for one semester.

When I was in high school, my classmate went online at night and asked me to send him down the stairs on the second floor with a sheet. My buddy just grabbed the sheet and leaned out. I found that the sheet in my hand was gone, and I was alone downstairs? Big? The words?

Do you want to watch it or not?

Peeking at a female classmate in class, she found out and said to me: What are you looking at, punk? ? I turned my head at once, and she was unhappy again: Am I ugly? Why don't you look at me?

If we want to have unity and friendship

One student didn't score in the school exam and felt unbalanced. Just publish the status and say: This grade is just like your own child. No matter how bad the test is, it is your own seed. No matter how good your grade is, it is not your own.

Professor

A professor is teaching in the field: Scientific research should not be afraid of being dirty. . . ? Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate said quickly:? I'm not afraid of dirt. . . ? Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my finger and licked it in my mouth. Professor:? In addition, I should be observant. I just poked dung with my middle finger, but licked my forefinger ...

I'm sorry, uncle farmer

I was chatting while eating in the canteen, and suddenly I found myself dropping a piece of rice outside, secretly feeling sorry for wasting food, so I picked it up and ate it. But then I found out that the meal didn't seem to be mine?

my classmate went to have a gynecological examination

I have a classmate who went to have a gynecological examination. The doctor was a man. When checking whether there was any hyperplasia in his chest, the doctor touched my classmate's chest in disgust and said:? There's nothing wrong with it, just a little smaller. ? Embarrassed my classmate to death.

Recitation

A primary school student was very nervous when he participated in the recitation competition for the first time in school. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. The pupil gritted his teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage. Teachers and students, the topic I recited was: Red leaves are crazy (maple)? ~ ~ # RMB * * ...................................................................................................................................................................... On the first day of school, as soon as the students entered the school, they saw a building with big words written on it? Western restaurant? Three words, one after another exclaimed:? Wow, the school also serves western food now? So high-end! ? After walking for a while, they saw another building, which read? East restaurant? .

God-like math teacher

It suddenly occurred to me a sentence from a God-like math teacher in high school: My dearest classmates, people have two functions, one is to honor their ancestors, and the other is to carry on the family line. Your first function has basically been declared bankrupt, so why don't you go home and have a baby?

The puppy love ended in suspicion and jealousy

The head teacher found two children in the class in puppy love. She was too lazy to ask her parents or educate her, so she directly asked the two children to sit at the same table with the most beautiful Loli and the most handsome Zhengtai in the class. A week later, the young couple ended their puppy love in suspicion and jealousy? ;