How to chat with girls humorously

How to chat with girls humorously

1. Lead the topic

Humor is not as simple as telling jokes and joking. If you want to chat with girls humorously, you first need to learn to guide the topic, avoid boring topics first, and then choose some topics that girls are interested in. If you don't know what she is interested in, you can find girls based on their circle of friends. For example, ask a girl, "How was your weekend? Look at your circle of friends. You went to xx." Then, based on the girl's circle of friends, The key words in the words speak to her.

Second, arouse emotions

When you open up a topic with a girl, you can make your humor useful. The next step is to arouse the girl's emotions, guide the girl into the chat atmosphere you created, and make her happy.

The specific method can be to use push and pull chat techniques to create a sense of mystery so that girls cannot figure out your thoughts. As for humorous chatting skills, please continue reading:

3. Humorous chatting skills

1. A humorous love story about the sudden departure of a girl

Female :I'm going to take a shower.

Male: You do this behind my back!

Female: What’s wrong?

Man: Can we still be good friends without me taking a shower?

Female: I have something to do.

Male: I’ll go too. Matching for men and women. Work is not tiring. Many people do things faster.

Female: You are so annoying.

2. Facing girls’ inquiries, humorous love story

Woman: What are you doing?

Male: I was still thinking about you at the last second, so you called me. Are we in touch?

Female: Huh, no.

Male: I’m so sad that you don’t miss me.

Man: What are you doing?

Female: I just got up.

Male: It’s really a pig.

Female: Well, you are.

Male: But I like cute little pigs.

3. Faced with girls’ coquettishness and humor, love story

Female: I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

Male: Huh, I don’t want you either.

Female: You learn from me.

Male: You are so cute, how can I learn from you?

Female: You are so bad.

Male: You can see it all. Do you want me to be bad?

Female: I hate it.

4. Humorous and heart-warming routine love words

1) I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, the time is not old, and both you and I are well.

2) The song is nice, the wind is comfortable, the stars are beautiful, but more happiness comes from you.

3) Across mountains and rivers, things happen again and again. I'm here just for you.

5. Facing girls

1) What do you like about me?

Humorous reply:

I only like you. If you prefer to call me "you idiot," that's okay.

I like you. You like me.

2) Hello, whatever you want.

Humorous reply:

How can you be so casual? You look so good in whatever you wear. I don’t know how envious I am.

Being with you is not casual, but also being with others casually?

3) Do you want to go to bed with me?

Humorous reply:

In addition to this idea, I also want you to help me wash the dishes, mop the floor, and use the toilet.

Although I am superficial, I am not that proactive.

But pay attention to humor. Although it is very important, you must grasp it well, because too much humor will make girls think you are quibbling and appear glib.