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Eat instant noodles with an awesome sentence.

1, eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

2, how to ensure nutrition in the case of instant noodles.

People who cry and eat instant noodles can go on strongly.

4. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut smells like crying.

The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I want to vomit.

6. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

7, give me autism, the girl in the dormitory eats instant noodles and smells like me.

8, the unit canteen is not open, eating instant noodles feels sour.

9. I feel refined when I look at photos and eat instant noodles!

10, the canteen is closed, so it is too difficult to eat instant noodles collectively in the next week.

1 1. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Radix Isatidis to clear away heat and detoxify.

12, let's eat instant noodles together, but if I take a bite, I will never miss you.

13, I hope the people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you for instant noodles.

14, I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

15, eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

16, I'm starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

17, with you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

18, I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

19, I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

20. Every time I think of sausages, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I found no sausages.

2 1, Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that we will still be happy when we eat instant noodles in senior three.

22. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

23, it's so embarrassing, I work hard and hard, and as a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

24. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles.

25. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

26. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

27, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously eating dinner. Fallen like me.

28. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

29, suddenly smell the taste of instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

30. The truth of life Since you choose to eat instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

3 1, eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.