Funny quotations from military training

A group of girls went to the toilet and were seen by an Arctic angel manufacturer. They snapped: going to the toilet is a very serious matter. Get in line! When you come out of the toilet, you should be full of energy and hold your head high ... all the girls fell down.

Don't cheat (ignore) my every turn!

One day, the instructor taught him to sing the song of strict discipline, and he sang it seriously. . . Ah, prostitute/female (discipline), prostitute/female, ah, prostitute/female, prostitute/female, prostitute/female has me, prostitute/female has you, and prostitute/female has endless fighting power.

What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. I want to drink porridge tonight!

Where's the back swing arm? Why put it on your ass? Touch yourself!

When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: report! There are spiders! The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig? All the girls collapsed at once.

Abdomen in! Not pregnant yet! What a big belly!

what are you reading? ? Are there any beautiful women there? ! Yes, I have already seen it! I have seen many websites of XX!

Laugh again and your teeth will explode!

Move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

A boy smiled at the girl's phalanx, and the girl's phalanx instructor shouted, what are you looking at? ! Never seen a beautiful woman! I want you to see it! Not handsome, so ugly depends on the girls in our class!

There is a bee flying in front of a girl, and the girl hides slightly. The instructor looked at it and said, freeze! Wait until it bites you! Girls are speechless. . .

When an instructor was standing in the military posture, he saw someone fainting in other phalanxes and turned to the people in his phalanx and said, we are not allowed to fall here! When I fell, I ignored him and stepped on him ... everyone was speechless.

Pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes next time you move!

Chest out! Abdomen in! Lift the anus!

Drop your feet on the ground!

What are you laughing at? Laugh like a fart!

Take the lead at a smaller speed! The ligament of the person behind is almost strained!

Are you waiting in line? ! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? !

Instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said, I'm so fucking at a loss when you come here with a smile like that!

The students shouted slogans while stepping: political firmness, diligent study and down-to-earth style. . . Instructor: You can't remember four fucking sentences! Student: I suddenly forgot. . . Instructor: You have fucking temporary amnesia! Will you forget to eat at night? ! Student: No. Teacher: So you are fucking selective amnesia! Everyone fell down. . .

Instructor: You! Come here! Yes, only you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's no use! Suddenly I sneezed twice, so I suddenly said to the whole class, damn it, who is scolding me? ! (pointing to the man again) Is that you? The man was speechless. . .