A funny sentence from the black classic, from the black himself.

1, just don't let fierce Zhang Fei, also don't lose black Li Kui jy, dug coal in Xishan, worked as a thief in Dongshan.

2. Crossing the zebra crossing, I appeared, I disappeared, I appeared, I disappeared,

3. One day my friend was walking on the road, and suddenly passers-by shouted to my friend in horror: You … your shadow … is still alive … is still alive!

4. One night, I asked the mirror, "Mirror, mirror, who is the blackest person in the world?" The mirror says, who's talking! ?

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

6. You can only find me at night with a grin!

7. You don't need a visa to go to Africa.

8. Grinning at night,,,,,,! Whose false tooth is this? ,,,,,,

9. Go out in a skirt. People think I am wearing black silk.

10, soy sauce dripped on me, and I couldn't find where it dripped.

1 1, playing hide-and-seek at night, my friends couldn't find me, and finally I won.

12. Every time I pass by the blackboard, my classmates think my clothes have gone by.

13, once I went to see the Zen master and asked him, "What should I do if I am too dark?" The Zen master opened the temple gate and I said, "Zen master, do you want me to open my heart?" The Zen master replied, "I just want to see where you are."

14, squatting in the coal pile can only be poked with a stick, soft is me, hard is coal.

15, driving at night was photographed unmanned.

16. Recently, people always ask me whether it's China fever or Africa fever.

17. Turn off the lights with friends. My friend once thought his computer was black.

18, people don't stop at night to wait for the bus,,,

19, others came out of amniotic fluid, and I may have come out of ink.

20. My character has not been unlocked.

2 1. No matter how you take my picture, it's a silhouette.

22. I like going out at night, a feeling of drifting.