A short Teacher's Day joke

Lead: Do you envy those popular kings in the party? Learning some jokes can also increase your sense of humor and become the king of popularity at parties. Today, I prepared a short Teacher's Day joke for everyone. Welcome to read!

A Short Teacher's Day Joke (1)

1, biology teacher African wild boar

The biology teacher is describing the appearance of African wild boar on the stage with great interest. Occasionally, when she scanned the stage, she found that most students were dozing off. So he was furious and shouted: Look at me! How can I know what African wild boar looks like without looking at me?

2. Teachers can be policemen: because they solve crimes in the class all day;

Teachers can be hosts: because they think about games and tricks for open classes all day;

Teachers can be actors: because they are sometimes kind and sometimes furious;

Teachers can be cleaners: because they sweep the floor and clean the glass all day;

Teachers can engage in arts and crafts: because they write blackboards and decorate classrooms all day;

Teachers can be writers: because they write plans and papers all day;

Teachers can also go to the market to sell things: because they have developed high notes and thick skin.

3. Playing mobile phones in high school was confiscated by teachers.

In the afternoon, I was called to the office, severely criticized and asked to write a check.

Finally, after the training, the teacher touched the desk with his finger and said? Take it back. ?

I was dizzy in training at that time. I looked up at a box of beautifully packaged moon cakes on the table, and I was very grateful. I completely forgot that my mobile phone grabbed the moon cake and ran away?

When the school bell rang, the teacher said, I'll take a minute of your time and say one thing. Tomorrow is Teachers' Day. Students should give gifts to their teachers, not buy them outside. There are many new goods in the school canteen, all of which are ready. ?

The next day, the students gave their teachers holiday gifts, including flowers, chocolates, small toys and mobile phone recharge cards? There were so many presents that a teacher smiled from ear to ear. What impressed the teacher the most were three students who sent notebooks, pencils and erasers.

The teacher asked the monitor Zhao: Where did you buy the notebook?

Monitor Zhao answered? In the school cafeteria. ?

? Why did you give the teacher a notebook?

? Let the teacher write down the shortcomings of the students so that the teacher can help us in a targeted way. ?

The teacher nodded in agreement.

The teacher then asked money:? Where did you buy the pencil?

Qian Weixue replied:? In the school cafeteria. ?

? Why did you give the teacher a pencil?

? It is convenient for teachers to take notes, and mistakes can be corrected. ?

The teacher pondered for a while, nodded and agreed.

The teacher finally asked Sun if he could learn: Why did you give the teacher an eraser? Sun didn't learn to answer: Ask the teacher to erase my shortcomings in your notebook. ?

The teacher asked a little angrily. Where did you buy the eraser? Is it also the school canteen?

Sun didn't learn to answer: No, I asked my mother for it. ?

? Why not buy it in the school cafeteria?

? Because I'm afraid of you? I was afraid you'd turn around and go back. ?

Short Teachers' Day Jokes (2)

First, sleep in class

A student was found sleeping in class by the teacher.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Student: I didn't sleep!

Teacher: Then why do you close your eyes?

A student: I'm meditating!

Teacher: Then why do you nod?

Student: What you just said is very reasonable!

Teacher: Then why are you drooling?

Student: Teacher, you speak with relish.

Second, the difference between professors.

On the playground of a university, professors of political science, philosophy and linguistics surround a flagpole. The math professor came over and asked? What are the gentlemen doing? We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing how to get it. ? The political science professor said. ? Look at me! ? As the math professor said, he bent down and hugged the flagpole and pulled hard. After pulling it out, he fell to the ground, took out a tape measure and measured it. Exactly 5.5 meters? Then he put the flagpole back in place and left. ? This man! ? Wang, a professor of linguistics, said contemptuously with the back of his departure. We wanted height, but he gave us length and added chaos! ?

Third, how many times?

The teacher asked questions in class:? How many wars took place in Spain in the 15th century? Six times. ? A student typed it out quickly. ? Those six times? The teacher asked again. ? First time, second time, third time, fourth time, fifth time and sixth time. ?

Fourth, the Roman Empire.

In Chinese class, the teacher told the students an idiom: Rome was not built in a day. ? In history class, the teacher asked the students: When was the Roman Empire established at night! ?

Short Teachers' Day Jokes (3)

1 What is sodium?

In the third grade, the class teacher directly changed the office location to the corner near the door in the last row of the classroom. It was a chemistry class. Because I learned sodium in the last chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked for a review. What is sodium? Everyone was silent. The chemistry teacher asked loudly again: What is sodium? Just then, the cell phone of the head teacher in the back row rang. This is a magical road. ? After two seconds of silence, the whole class burst into laughter, and the chemistry teacher was blue in the face.

2 take the wrong roster

In class, the teacher called the roll: Xiao Qiang? To! ? Zhang Jian? To! ? Zhao Yang? To! ? Suddenly, the teacher frowned and said to himself, Hey, did you get the wrong roster? Suddenly, the whole class was silent and the teacher glared. . .

3 foreign cards

My former school was closed management, so I could only go out if the class teacher signed the key card? And one of my classmates has a stunt, that is, he can imitate others to write? Do you know that?/You know what? At the end of the term, the class teacher had hundreds of cards in his hand, but he couldn't tell which one was not written by himself.

4. That, who, that, that, that, that.

One day in math class, the math teacher suddenly said: that who, where are you going, bring my what! ? When we looked blank, we saw the math class representative fly out and took the math paper from the office? We all call him? Grave clown?

Grow so tall.

When I was in college, I didn't have a class for a semester. I didn't go to class until one week before the final exam. When the teacher called my name, I answered. The teacher paused and said to me: I haven't seen you for a semester. I have grown so tall. . . ?

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