A spoof of China football.

There are too many football players, such as the king, the dragon king and the king of hell. Now football in China is an entertainment.

The following are the classic quotations of the famous "protect the ball like Henry"

Quotations from the Great Emperor

1, "it's too unprofessional to scold. Please improve your quality! " (Now is a harmonious society, everyone is equal, no one is superior, and swearing is the same. So remember to come down and scold if you want to. The great emperor is so great that when he is scolded, he never forgets to mention that everyone is equal. )

2. "It's dawn!" (Note: An ordinary sentence is so shocking to jump out of the mouth of the great emperor that only the great emperor has such courage. )

3. "Chi Shangbin deserved it!" Everything in the world is in the hands of the emperor, and no one can escape from his palm.

4. "A bully is a player who shows domineering on the court. I want to be a bully on the court! " (It reflects the life goal of the great emperor and his advanced concept in explaining the bully)

5. "The fans scold me because I am a threat. Who let me have a good time? " Great people are always so confident.

6. "I will never play any big cards again!"

7. "How to do actions when your legs are old?" ! ? "(it shows that protecting the ball is not easy to do, and God sometimes makes mistakes. )

8. "This ball (Asian Cup final) reminds me of my life ..." (This ball refers to the ball that the emperor brought out of the baseline after breaking through the Japanese goalkeeper, which is a classic of the emperor's non-shooting career)

9. "My ball protection is like Henry." (Note: Remember that this statement is the connotation of the emperor, and we should understand it as "Henry's ball protection is like me")

10, "Everyone should give me time. Henry is not good in the national team." The emperor obviously means that it is not enough for you to give me a few minutes. If I want to protect him, I have to protect him for 89 minutes. )

1 1, "Henry is less threatening when no one passes the ball in the national team, unlike his teammates who trust me very much." (The gap between the apprentice and the master in the eyes of the emperor)

12, "Carlos' 100-meter speed is10.8 seconds, and sometimes I can run to 1 1 second." The emperor's modesty shows that all fools know that the emperor is faster than the speed of light. )

13, "I like Barcelona, but I want to go to Laco and Valencia. Real Madrid? Their front line is very strong, but their defense is not good. " As we all know, great defenders cannot be compared with each other. What the emperor means is that Real Madrid just needs a striker like me. No wonder the emperor joined Real Madrid in a flash.

14, "I am always excited about the game with Shenhua. Two years ago, I was hit in the head by a mineral water bottle. Who told us that our team always wins here? " Shenhua claims to be the emperor most, but he is always a loser in front of the emperor. )

15, "If they want to scold, let them continue to scold. Whether they are noisy or violent. I just need to be myself ~ "(The emperor is educating us about art and thinking, and the road to publicizing the connotation will not be smooth. As long as we persist, the sky will always be bright.)

16, "I seldom surf the internet, and I don't know what Sister Furong is. However, I like super girl programs very much and find them very interesting. " There must be quarrels between husband and wife, and it is just angry words to say that they don't know each other. I like watching Super Girl, because Sisai is yelling there.

17, "No matter what others say, I will continue to protect the ball like this, continue to score goals like this, and continue to play for the national team!" No amount of resistance can stop the emperor from being patriotic.

18, "I think this is a cycle" (cycle is also a manifestation of reincarnation, which corresponds to the emperor's famous saying: karma. Everything in the world is in the hands of the emperor, and no one can escape from his palm.

19, "In fact, if you are lucky, you can score five or six goals ..." (The love of the Great once again shows incisively and vividly. If the opponent is lucky, the Great will help him score five or six goals)

20. "Pain and Happiness" (greatness implies that without a great national team, it will always bring pain to our fans. But we Izzy are also happy, because the emperor still belongs to us. Among the miserable fans, only Yisi is happy.

2 1, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't rain. We can water it more. Saudi Arabia will definitely not adapt. " (Einstein's IQ has been surprisingly high, but the emperor with an IQ of 250 can always think of things that others can't think of. After all, God is God. )

22. "I broke through myself and broke through my psychological limit." A game can protect the bottom line n times, and it is difficult to do it without breaking through the psychological limit. )

23. "I don't want to refute anything. I want to speak with my feet, kick the ball into the opponent's door and prove myself. " God is God, mortals can only talk with their mouths forever, and even emperors can talk with their feet.

24. "Football is not played like this. Some people are not people or wolves! " The emperor once again indirectly emphasized the importance of protecting the ball. The ball is for protection, not for kicking. And hinted that he was not a man but a god)

25. "The national team still needs me" (whether it is Mars, Jupiter or the nemesis of the United States, the emperor still cares about the motherland team, and the patriotism of the emperor is worth learning)

26. "We have an indomitable spirit, which I think is exactly what men in China lack." (The emperor has been protecting the ball on Mars for a long time, and sometimes it is inevitable that he will forget that he is from China. )

27. "Look, look, I heard it again." Seeing is believing, which fully embodies the spirit of seeking truth from facts of the emperor.

28. "It takes time for fish to find water." (This sentence tells Yi Si that the connotation will inevitably deviate from the direction, and it takes effort and time to get the connotation back on track. Yi Si has a long way to go. )

29. "What post bar? I never read about myself online. If I go to see that thing every day, I can't live. " Low-key and connotative, this is the excellent quality of the emperor. Under the reporter's question, I didn't ask or answer, expressing my concern about Baidu Post Bar. The emperor has not forgotten us. )