A joke to amuse his girlfriend.

The jokes that make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

1, I, like a dragon in the sky, you, like a phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky, you chase me on the ground, I love you, I don't lie to you, just like farmers love corn.

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't speak. The teacher said, you will, won't you scream too? This classmate really squeaks.

Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy. If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

There is a sow and a group of piglets in my family. If you are willing to come and live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

5. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the cold snow in the north, I'm sorry, I'm stuck.

6. Listen, it's all because of you. You always compare women to water. Water resources are scarce now.

7. You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison, but you refused to give me the antidote, little villain. Oh, I'm dying. Help me. The method is simple. Give me your love.

8. I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days, no retirement and no layoffs. Besides, she is still my favorite job, and that is to miss you.

9, ILOVEYOU, love bug virus, it will delete all the information in your mobile phone, if you want to recover, please reply "ILOVEYOU".

10, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.