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The Hidden Laughter in Harry Potter

There are a lot of foreshadowing in the Harry Potter series, which can't be overstated by the gray line of grass snake and the pulse of thousands of miles. Compared with those subtle foreshadowing, some descriptions have nothing to do with the main plot, but they help us to further understand the personalities of many characters. More importantly, they are interesting, but not funny jokes. If they are funny, don't look at them.

The Weasleys are a very loving family, but their names are always called by different people in different ways. For example, the sign on the Quidditch World Cup campsite says "Weizley".

Percy's position in the Ministry of Magic can be seen from what the leaders call him.

Old barty crouch called Percy "weatherby".

Before school started, Percy apologized that he was too busy to see everyone off at the station. "I have no reason to ask for leave at this time. Mr. Crouch can count on me for many things. " George said solemnly, "I guess he will know your name soon."

Even Harry almost made fun of Percy on the stalk of weatherby. At the Christmas party, when Percy flaunted that he was promoted to Mr. Crouch's personal assistant, Harry could hardly resist asking whether Mr. Crouch had stopped calling Percy "weatherby" (however, judging from the following plot, Mr. Crouch still called Percy "weatherby" when he resisted the imperius curse).

Fudge did call Percy Weasley the correct surname.

With scrimgeour, Percy was finally treated by his first name.

The rest of the Weasleys are no better.

Rita skeeter published a report in daily prophet about Mr. Weasley helping Moody out of trouble, but Mr. Weasley's name was wrongly written as Arnold Weasley.

In Half-Blood Prince, Ron used the magic invented by twins to check the wrong words and pens for his homework, and his name was mistakenly changed to "Luo Bird Wei Qili".

Funnily enough, this name was written in his own textbook "Advanced Potions Making". Because there is no real hammer, Harry insists that Wichita is his nickname and Snape can only lock him up.

Dobby called Ron "Wei Zi". Lagerhorn's name is Ron Robert.

Professor Flitwick is a cute little man with white hair, but he was actually a duel champion when he was young. According to Lockhart, he is proficient in charming magic. Undoubtedly, he is a good teacher. Neville, who has a general talent, has also received the "good" from O.W.Ls He is also very gentle with his students and always lets them pass the exam, which is very popular with them. In his magic class, it is usually very lively and everyone has a good time. The trio often use class time to have secret conversations.

Ms Rowling especially likes to describe the situation of Griffin's students in spell class.

In the first spell lesson of Sorcerer's Stone, Seymour set fire to the feathers that should have been suspended. Harry had to rely on the muggle method-put out the fire with his hat, and Ron and Hermione had a conflict because of this spell.

In Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry's happy spell final exam went too far to get rid of his nervousness, so that his partner Ron finally burst into hysterical laughter and had to stay for an hour before continuing the exam. Think about it, poor Ron laughed wildly in a quiet and empty room for an hour. ...

In The Goblet of Fire, Ron's exorcism knocked off parvati's hat once, and directly knocked the chandelier off the podium for the second time.

In the Order of the Phoenix, Harry and Ron's silence spell did not perform well. One poked the frog into the green balloon, the other poked it into the eye, and both of them were punished for extra practice.

In Half-Blood Prince, one of them is my brother who froze the vinegar that should have turned into wine, and the other blew up a beaker and was punished for extracurricular practice again.

Not only that, when students practice spells and have problems, innocent Professor Flitwick is always caught.

In the secret room, Ron's wand broken by whomping willow flew out of his hand, turning Professor Flitwick's eyebrows into "a green, flapping bulge".

Neville in the Goblet of Fire asked Professor Flitwick to fly around the room while he was practicing exorcism, and Professor Flitwick finally landed on a cupboard.

In Half-Blood Prince, Seymour apparate had too many illusions, and as a result, the water like a spring curse turned into a water hose, which bounced off the ceiling and hit Professor Flitwick in the face. Seymour was punished for copying the sentence "I am a wizard, not a baboon waving a stick"-Professor Flitwick has a good sense of humor.

Although the Dursleys are extremely disgusted and afraid of magic, it seems that the family suffers from magic every year. Uncle Vernon's explosion in "The Order of the Phoenix" is an excellent summary: "... the owl regarded this place as a nursing home, the pudding exploded, half the living room was destroyed, Dudley had a tail, Maggie was floating on the ceiling, and the flying Ford Angeria car ...".

It is said that Ms Rowling hates Vernon Dursley very much. I think from Harry's point of view, Uncle Vernon's outburst is actually excusable. If Rain of Owls (Order of the Phoenix) and Flying Ford Angeria (Chamber of Secrets) can be attributed to the fact that the Dursleys are too sensitive to magic, the following are the real tragedies:

The Sorcerer's Stone Because Uncle Vernon insulted Dumbledore, the angry Hagrid performed an unsuccessful transformation, and Dudley grew a pig's tail. Dudley's personality is only a minor of 1 1 years old. Hagrid actually went too far. What's more, it was Uncle Vernon, not Dudley, who made rude remarks at that time, and it was not advisable to "pay for my father's debts". Harry was born on July 3 1 day, and the Dursleys had to take him to London for surgery on September 1 day to remove the pig's tail. We followed Harry's perspective into the magical world. Dudley was lightly carried. But imagine how much pain and humiliation Dudley, a little boy of 1 1, will experience in a month. He is afraid to go out, otherwise he will be laughed at by his peers. It turned out that in September of 1 year, he entered middle school. He happily wanted to go to his father's alma mater, but he had to miss the operation at the beginning of school. I don't know how moral couples explain pig tails to medical staff. Apart from the pain of the operation, he may leave a permanent scar ... in your dreams. Much as I like Hagrid, he is really suspected of abusing magic here.

Dobby, the house elf in the Chamber of Secrets, cast a hovering spell and broke the pudding. The walls and windows of the kitchen were covered with cream, which caused the owl of the Ministry of Magic to warn and caused Uncle Vernon to lose the order. According to Uncle Vernon, if we can win the order, we can buy a holiday villa in Mallorca. I'll be angry, too. What is this order? Children don't know the daily necessities of life. But imagine, if you are an office worker, working overtime day and night to change ppt to win big customers, even your wife and son helped prepare a family dinner for two weeks, and finally you fell short because of your stupid nephew. From being scolded by the leader, there is no hope of promotion and salary increase in the short term, to losing his job and reputation in the industry. I know you'll say it's not Harry's fault, but Uncle Vernon doesn't know. He hasn't seen Dobby.

In Prisoner of Azkaban, it was Aunt Maggie who insulted Harry's parents. Harry is angry. Inflate it. She swelled into a big balloon with fingers as thick as sausages. Aunt Maggie really has a bad mouth, and this paragraph can't be suppressed.

In the Goblet of Fire, because of the arrival of the Weasleys, the sealed fireplace of the Dursleys was blasted, and the normally spotless living room was filled with broken bricks and dust. Dudley couldn't help eating the fat-tongued toffee invented by the twins, and his tongue swelled to more than four feet, that is, 1.2 meters. I admit that this bridge is full of jokes, but why is Dudley always unlucky? ...

If the first four films are just pranks, Dudley in the Order of the Phoenix is really dangerous-dementors almost sucked his soul away. That is, after the Dementor incident, Uncle Vernon broke out and shouted the above sentence. Dudley suffered again. However, after the Dementor incident, Brother D is not the same as before. After all, Dudley is only 15 years old, and there is still a long way to go in life.

Half-blood prince is good. The Dursleys didn't suffer any real magic damage except being hit by Kreacher's dirty floor and wine glasses. It may be because Harry only stayed for two weeks this summer and left, and this time they met Dumbledore instead of Hagrid, Dobby and twins.

It is incredible that Fan Fen is frequently dismantled by Roche's official distribution. Obviously, from the first movie, the interaction between Ron and Hermione was very sweet, especially in retrospect, there were many echoes.

In the first spell class of the Sorcerer's Stone, Ron and Hermione practiced the floating spell "Yoga Yu Dimler Verosa" together. Ron didn't behave well, while Hermione did well. Hermione also taught Ron how to recite spells correctly and how to wave a wand. This is the first time that Ron has been described to perform a specific spell.

Not long after, the trio met a troll on Halloween, and Ron subconsciously used this spell to knock the troll unconscious with a floating stick.

In order to protect the philosopher's stone, the trio met the devil's net in the second organ. Harry told Hermione to set fire to the devil's net. Hermione shouted, "but there is no firewood here." Ron sarcastically said, "Are you a witch or not?"

In Deathly Hallows, the trio goes to whomping willow and enters the screaming hut. Ron panted, how can we get in ... if we still take the crooked mountain ... Hermione said, crooked mountain? Are you a wizard or not? RON suddenly enlighted, command a branch, using "feather and Dimler d 'ossa". This was the last time Ron was described as performing a specific spell.

The floating spell is probably one of the most commonly used spells in the Harry Potter series besides the disarming spell. Harry himself has used it many times.

In the O.W.Ls spell exam, "He (Harry) looked down at the first question: a) Write a spell that can make objects fly; B) Describe the action of waving a wand. Harry immediately recalled that a wooden stick flew high into the air and then struck the troll's thick skull loudly. "

Soon after, Harry and his friends broke into the mysterious affairs department of the Ministry of Magic, and he also used this spell to get rid of the entanglement of his brain when chasing Bellatrix.

In Deathly Hallows, Harry and Hagrid are ambushed by dementors, and the bucket is separated from the motorcycle. This spell also saved Harry from falling.

A similar scene also appeared during the exile of Deathly Hallows Trio. Ron and Hermione had a big fight over food. Hermione said, "Food is the first of the five exceptions to Forrest Gump's basic law of deformation", "It is impossible to create delicious food out of thin air. Back at Hogwarts' room of requirement, Neville said he didn't know why this room couldn't provide food. Ron suddenly said, "food is one of the five exceptions to Forrest Gump's basic law of deformation." People who eat melons are surprised.

Hermione usually violates discipline and principles in matters of right and wrong, and only Ron can make her an exception.

In the goalkeeper selection of Gryffindor Quidditch in the sixth grade, Hermione challenged Ron's strongest competitor Cormac? Maclagan cast a spell of confusion, which led to the latter's defeat. Only Harry discovered the secret, and Ron never knew it himself.

Coincidentally, on the Hogwarts platform after 19 years, Ron first complained to Harry: "Hermione doesn't believe I can pass the Muggle driving test, does she? Hermione? She thinks I must cast a spell on the examiner. " Hermione quickly cleared the way: "I didn't. I am completely at ease with you. " However, the next second Ron whispered to Harry, "Actually, I cast a spell."

The attitude towards house elves can actually reflect the personality characteristics of the trio:

Harry: His kind nature makes him treat house elves gently, but in fact Harry longs for a warm family life. He wants to be an ordinary person and "blend in" with the magical world. He is not active in the subversive and revolutionary cause of liberating house elves. Treat Hermione's s S.P.E.W noncommittally.

Hermione: The most revolutionary and active thing is that we often use Muggle modern concepts of democracy and equality to examine the magical world in the Middle Ages.

Ron: A magical family with an ancient tradition was born. Like most wizards, he "doesn't regard house elves as sentient creatures like people" and thinks that it is the nature of house elves to take care of and obey wizards.

To be exact, since Ron became the "financial director" of S.P.E.W., he has never stopped objecting and laughing at S.P.E.W. Ron's sentence "I mean, they should be told to run away." We don't want Dobby, do we? We can't ask them to die for us-"It's so touching. When your lover overcomes prejudice and finally agrees with your values and understands the career you intend to fight for all your life, you can only respond with a kiss.

Finding the scene of Roche bickering in the book is one of my pleasures. Ron is an expert at spitting, and Hermione is a schoolmaster. The two men bickered at the same level. But in fact, at least from the perspective of the Chamber of Secrets, Ron seems to be Bihari's concern and sensitivity on Hermione, whether he is abused by Draco as a "mudblood" or attacked by a basilisk. Ron was even more cynical about Hermione's worship of gilderoy lockhart until he muttered something to himself from time to time in The Goblet of Fire.

Although he is a plain straight man, after all, he and Roche get along day and night, and Harry still vaguely feels the emotional undercurrent between them. For example, in the Order of the Phoenix, Hermione tries to persuade Harry not to contact Sirius with the fire of Umbridge. After Harry strongly refused, Hermione asked Ron for help, which reminded Harry of Mrs. Weasley asking Mr. Weasley for help. However, the social responsibility of the star of salvation is too heavy, even his personal love life is a mess, and his feelings for two good friends are naturally ignored. Therefore, similar to the attitude towards Hermione's cause of liberating the house elves, Harry has basically always let nature take its course and stood by.

Whether Harry helped or not, the two men naturally came together. After 17, Hermione, 34, has become the deputy director of law enforcement. Judging from Ron's threat to disinherit her children if they don't go to Griffin, she also made a lot of money in business. One is politics and the other is business. In terms of career, Hermione and Ron are also a perfect match.