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The story of straw

One day, a beggar came to a restaurant and borrowed a pair of chopsticks from the boss.

The boss is a kind man. Pass him a pair of chopsticks. The beggar ran out quickly with chopsticks.

After a while, another beggar came in The boss was confused about borrowing a pair of chopsticks, but he lent it to him anyway. The beggar runs faster than the first one!

Then a beggar came in, and the boss's doubts could not be suppressed. Holding a pair of chopsticks, he called, "Do you want to borrow chopsticks? But you have to tell me what happened today, why did you all borrow chopsticks? " Unexpectedly, the beggar didn't take chopsticks and smiled and said to the boss, "I don't want chopsticks, I want straws." The boss handed him a straw, but he was more confused. But I heard this man say, "Actually, it's nothing. Someone just threw up on the side of the road. Now everything that can be picked up with chopsticks has been picked up. So, I need a straw ... "