Who has some easy-to-understand French jokes, short speeches, good songs and good movie recommendations?

A blonde pharmacist and demander;

-Do you have a moon?

-To the sun?

-No, no, pour me the wine!

A blonde walked into a drugstore and asked,

"Do you sell glasses?"

"Is it for the sun?"

"No, no, it's for myself!"

I like a little poem, not for singing, but for singing.

I want to be a bird, not singing in front of your window, but peeing on your head.

-What's the difference between a man and an olive?

Lakule .....

"What's the difference between a head and an olive?"

"Color ..."

A young girl? About son and father:

-You said, Dad, I like my marriage.

Le papa demande:

- Avec qui？

- Avec grand-mère！ Children.

And the pond, dad.

-But you can't take my mother!

Legal? Opening torque:

-Honey, why did you choose you?

A little boy said to his father:

"You know, Dad, I'm getting married."

Dad asked:

"With whom?"

"and grandma!" The child said.

The father replied:

"But you can't marry my mother!"

The child retorted:

"Well, good. Then what did I say when you married my mother! "

Bonaparte era

What is the difference between Milan and the French army? Similarly,

Will General Bonaparte be invited again? A woman shouldn't live at home.

In places around the city.

A table, the general doesn't talk,

His spirit is on a par with the biggest business activity in London.

Themes of dialogues and speeches,

Me? Tessie Louis Demand:

On the whole, are you dead? How old are you?

Hello, madam, Lake Bonaparte ... Once again, mille ans.

The age of Napoleon

On the eve of the French conquest of Milan, a lady invited General Bonaparte to her country house near Milan for dinner.

At the dinner table, General Bonaparte was preoccupied with the large-scale military action the next day, so he was silent.

The lady to active atmosphere, or out of curiosity, ask a way:

"General, you have fought many wars and won many wars-may I ask your rank?"

Napoleon replied:

"Madam, I am still young today, but tomorrow I will conquer Milan."

hypocritical

A smoker smokes at the door and makes a noise.

Thank you, I don't smoke.

He came back with a high voice.

I don't smoke, thank you.

A cup of souffle.

-Didn't you see Mr. Wang's face?

-Ah! No; Louis, I'm going to get angry!

hypocritical

A smoker handed a cigarette to the person sitting on his right.

No, thanks, I don't smoke.

He turned to the man sitting on his left.

Thank you. I don't smoke.

His wife asked him in a low voice:

-Why don't you propose a toast to the gentleman opposite?

Oh, no. He smokes!

A blonde secretary said to a patron:

-Sir, I'm not competent enough!

-I know, but we don't know what you are doing.

A blonde secretary said to her boss:

-Mr manager, my salary has nothing to do with my ability.

-I know, but we can't let you starve right away.

What an American wants from a Japanese:

"If there were one day in the world, what would you say?"

le Japon is lui répond:

"Don't you like France?" ? ais "

"Then why not?" He is an American.

The Japanese replied, "Because you are 20 years late."

An American asked a Japanese, "If next month was the end of the world, what would you wish for?"

The Japanese replied, "I want to become French at once."

The American asked, "Why do you want to be French?"

The Japanese replied, "In this case, this matter can be delayed for twenty years."

What's the difference between the French? When does it start?

Lapath, she is literate. ...

What's the difference between a Frenchman and an idiot (which also means "potato")?

Potato? They are planted in the ground (which can also be interpreted as "fools are cultivated by culture") ...

(Note: The French are extremely proud of their culture. )

Centenary anniversary

A lovely woman may get sick. She is a doctor.

-Soyez Tranquille, madam. I wish you health; You can live as long as you want!

――Mais，docteur，j'ai cent ans！

Hello, I can't be wrong.

An old lady is a little sick. She went to see a doctor.

Ma 'am, relax. You are in good health and can live to be a hundred years old!

-But, doctor, I'm a hundred years old!

-Look, am I right?

Doctor's prescription

A gentleman arrived. He saw the doctor and said:

Doctor, I hope you can give me a suggestion.

Look, my cousin is my friend, an ancient stadium champion.

This is my third job. Can you help me finish it?

All mornings, because of the comments, it is a 5-kilometer stadium.

Because for two days, I was like a balloon.

That's not all. I will be back in mid-January.

At night, he will get up before 1 1.

Can I go to Louisburg?

-It's too easy. Who is the storyteller?

An old man went to see a doctor and asked:

Doctor, I've come to ask your advice. Well, I have a cousin who is a long-distance running champion like me.

He is three years older than me. Guess what he told me? Every morning he runs 5 kilometers as a warm-up, and two hours later, he goes to play football.

Besides, it's not over yet. He went swimming in the afternoon. He never goes to bed before eleven in the evening.

Tell me, how can I be as strong as him?

-It's so easy. You just have to tell him the same lie.

Shengzhe children

You are so clever, my little baby? Open; I allow you to go to a major place.

No, thank you, madam.

Don't you like fruit?

Yes, madam, but ...

Marchand met in Little Gal Lake? On a main road.

You may be late for one moment, and you may be late for another:

――Voyons, Alain, don't you like these?

Yes, Mom, but it's a big, big market.

Boy, you are amazing. Come on, grab a handful of cherries.

No, thank you, madam.

-Don't you like it?

-I like it, but ...

So the proprietress grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into her pocket. After a while, the surprised mother asked:

Allen, don't you like cherries?

Yes, mom, but the boss's palm is much bigger than mine.

This is a small poem, not for singing, but for singing.

I want to be a bird, not singing in front of your window, but peeing on your head.

-What's the difference between a man and an olive?

-Lakule ...

"What's the difference between a head and an olive?"

"Color ..."

A young girl? About son and father:

-You said Dad, I love you.

Le papa demande:

- Avec qui？

- Avec grand-mère！ My child.

And the pond, dad.

-But you can't take my mother!

Legal? Opening torque:

-Honey, why did you choose me?

A little boy said to his father:

"You know, Dad, I'm getting married."

Dad asked:

"With whom?"

"and grandma!" The child said.

The father replied:

"But you can't marry my mother!"

The child retorted:

"Well, good. Then what did I say when you married my mother! "

Movie recommendations are basically classics, and some are new movies. If you want to download them, you can search on Baidu or verycd:

Two days in Paris

Paris golden maid (/beyond luxury/priceless woman/true love is priceless).

commit a crime

Entering China series

Angel's love of beauty is a classic, especially recommended (note: love of beauty is a person's name, which can also be translated into Emily)

"Labor" comedy movie

Hardrain 2006 is a super disaster blockbuster of global concern.

Jamaica Inn, a French crime adventure movie.

The classic French comedy film leicester city.

In 2006, the European and American fire air combat adventure blockbuster "Air Combat"

The comedy "Taxi Express"

In 2006, France spent a very funny French blockbuster "King of Arabia".

France's latest funny French film Match Point-Match Point

Double zéro

French beauty Sophie Marceau starred in the French film Fangfang.

The super funny French film Cleopatra's Mission.

The famous French actor Jean Reno's new film Pink Panther.

French comedy movies, erotic history of modern France

French comedy film "Breasts and the Moon"

Les Miserables —— Adapted from the novel of the same name by the great French writer victor hugo.

Jean Reno starred in the classic funny blockbuster "Sorry".

Classic French film "Days on the Clouds"

Classic French film "Spring of Cowboy Class"

Mustard (Green Mustard Police)

The classic French film Butterfly

Song (Baidu knew it was found online, but it was someone else's answer):

The power of loneliness because of loneliness.

Come on, France, France

Hello, sir. Hello! Hey! Computer xiansheng

Avecles filles je ne saipas, what should I do in the face of a girl?

Beautiful sea island

Bonne fete, a French version of toi. Happy holidays.

Carmen Carmen Laure Shang Edition

Blue Dream

Helen, that train is far from us.

Celine selena loves ditties.

Being a child is really hard.

George Blassin's Song of Overwien

Zidane's hit songs

Comme toi is just like you.

A double bed with two feet

Double foot (MV)

One last dance-French rock star KYO.

Degner Basses' Last Kiss

Give me time. -I was moved to tears.

She imagines, she fantasizes.

You love her deeply.

Waiter, wait for him.

once and again

I still love you, Celine Dion.

A place gave me a place in your heart.

International French version of international songs

I'm a man. I'm looking for a man.

Indian zhina Rock Band

My name is Helen and my name is Elaine.

Jeneveux Pastraveller, I don't want to work.

I am sick, I am sick. Classic songs.

I am sick, I am sick. Cover.

I know I love you very much.

I'm not 20, Ai Lijie.

I like a free life.

I'm not ordinary, I'm different.

I love you. I'm in love with you.

Love is nothing.

Love is like sunshine.

La vie en rose rock interpretation of Zazie version.

Life is boring, alain souchon.

Let me die.

Elegant French songs in the sky of the heart

Le jasmin qui parle French edition

Wolves, deer and knights

The rose and the little prince sang with the little prince.

Flower season

A sentimental person

Illé taitun Petit Navire French nursery rhymes once had a boat |

There is a place in hell.

I miss you (video)

I just want you (mp3)

Mofa boulevard

My little sister Jody's nursery rhymes

Nano Quetta Pass, don't leave me.

Moilolita Ai Lijie

Monaco Monaco

Ni plus ni moins, no more, no less.

Savoir aimer understands and loves classic songs.

A small hole in the wind

Tout Changer has completely changed.

The classic Paris feeling in October

Ba Bilong butterflies are very beautiful.

Paris, the moving melody of Paris

Little Mary. Mary.

Little daddy Noel, Santa Claus, daddy.

Do it again, so that you can still love me.

Because this is my rose, because this is my rose-little prince.

When I think of you, I want to go to the toilet.

A sweet French song.

Salute to love, goodbye, lover.

If I were her,

You are always there.

Long live French Christmas songs

"Hello, hello" Ilona.

Romeo and Juliet choir

Zidane y va Maguire Zidane scores.

As for the speech ... um ... okay. ....

I recommend a poem to you.

snowball

It's cold and the workers are shaking.

There are many carres.

Two of a kind.

How are you? You are disgusting.

This is a metaphor.

On sending Zi C? Hello, buddy fuller.

At the exit of caracol.

And ruisseau may drift.

Don't say it.

Meet for the first time.

I don't know why I got hurt.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Main idea of the poem: It's cold and the trees are shaking. The rain beat against the square stone. A couple embraced. My eyes are dry and my heart is heavy. People think a lot when they are alone. The wind is spinning, the stream is running, and my heart is in a mess. I don't know why the wind is shaking when people listen. I don't know why I'm crying or what scares me.