Recommend some funny jokes, two or three. Let's go

"A friend of mine has small eyes."

"What trick?"

"He can't let sand into his eyes."

Beauty's complicated eyes

I came back from the interview and met a beautiful woman. She is really beautiful. I took a few more looks.

After the beauty found out, she looked at me with the complicated eyes of the goddess watching diaosi, contemptuous, contemptuous and confident. ...

When I turned to leave, I had a beautiful toss and crashed into the bus stop sign with a crash. ...