Can you teach me to tell some jokes

1: Little earthworm asked: Mom, where did Dad go? Mother earthworm: He went fishing with a fisherman yesterday.

2. A man saw an advertisement: No surgery, no hospitalization, make your genitals bigger and thicker easily! I was overjoyed and remitted the money immediately. A few days later, I received the parcel and eagerly opened it! *! It turned out to be a magnifying glass!

3. Beginning in Battle of Red Cliffs, the prologue of the ancient war was the generals of the two armies.

Zhuge Liang around Liu Bei greeted Jiang Gan of Cao Jun: "Fuck (Jiang Gan), how is your mother?" Jiang Gan heard Zhuge Liang scolding him, but he couldn't find a loophole, so he had to say, "Good!" Then go back to the array.

As soon as soldiers in Cao Jun were insulted by others, their morale dropped by 80% on the spot. When it was Cao Cao's turn to go out, Zhuge Liang said to Cao Cao, "Fuck (Cao Cao), how is your family?" Hearing this, Cao Cao was embarrassed, touched his nose and retreated to the array with a red face.

At this time, the soldiers in Cao Jun were unwilling to fight, which laid the groundwork for defeating Chibi!