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Looking for the story of Jigong

1. Jigong cleverly solved the headless case:

It is said that Li Fu picked up a woman's head and was seen by the officials, so they locked up Wang Quan and Li Fu. The book explains that there was an unsolved case in Xiaoshan County. In Liangguantun outside Ximen, there was a meat seller named Liu Xi. The couple lived at home. Liu Xi sold meat in Dongguan Township. On this day, July 15th, the sun was setting in the west. Liu Xi went to the countryside outside Dongguan to collect an account. Walking at the gate of Xiaoshan County Yamen, he met Liu San, an official of the Yamen. This person loves to joke the most, and his nickname is Joke Liu San. Liu San asked Liu Xi where he was going. Liu Xi said, "I'm going to the village outside Dongguan to ask for an account." Liu San said, "It's getting late, so why don't you come back today?" >

Liu Xi said: "I live in the countryside outside Dongguan and will come back tomorrow." Liu San was joking and said:

"Liu Xi, you won't be here today." Go back, I will go to your house at night and sleep with your wife." Liu Xi said, "If you dare to go, my wife will scold you." Liu San said, "If she dares to scold me, I will." Kill her." After saying this, Liu Xi left. As soon as Liu Xi returned home the next day, his wife was killed and her head was missing. When Liu Xi went to Xiaoshan County and complained about his injustice, he sued Liu San, saying that Liu San had killed his wife because he was an adulterer and refused to comply. The master is an upright official, his surname is Zhang and his given name is Jiasan. He is from the second class. He was promoted immediately.

He brought Liu San up and asked Liu Xi. Liu Xi replied what Liu San said yesterday, " My wife was killed by him today

" The master asked: "Liu San, why did you kill Liu Xi's wife?" Liu San was shocked and replied: "Yesterday

I was joking with Liu Xi. I really don’t know who his wife was killed. Yesterday I was working in the Yamen, guarding errands.

I didn’t leave the Yamen all night.” The master didn’t believe it and asked. All the officials handed over their bail documents, and Liu San actually didn't go out all night.

The old man then sent two squad leaders, Wang Xiong and Li Bao, Wang Tianxian, to go out and catch the murderer. If they caught it, they would be rewarded heavily. If they didn't get it, they would be held responsible. Wang Xiong and Li Bao received the order and led their men to handle the case. There was no trace for three days. When the time limit was up, I saw the master. The master gave each officer 40 blows and gave him another three days time limit. Three more days later, when he still didn't have it, the master hit him again, three times in a row. Today is the twelfth day. If you can't get it, you'll get beaten. Wang Xiong and Li Bao led the waiters out. When they arrived at Daliu Forest, they saw Li Fu unwrapping the package. When the officials saw it, it was the head of a young woman, dripping with blood. The crowd said: "You deserve it, I can't be beaten today." They came over and locked up Wang Quan and Li Fu until they ran to the Yamen. Arriving at the class room, Wang Xiong went in and once the master came in, he immediately went up to the hall and brought Wang Quan and Li Fu up. As soon as the master saw it, he knew there was a reason. Officials pay attention to listening to sounds and reasoning,

appreciating appearance and color. Wang Quan was a cowardly scholar, and Li Fu was an old man, so the master asked: "What are the last names of the two people below?"

Wang Quan said: "My father is on stage, and the student Wang Quan is polite." Li Fu Said: "The great master is here, the little man Li Fu kowtows."

The master asked: "Wang Quan, where are you from?" Wang Quan said: "The student is from Yongning Village, Tiantai County, Taizhou Prefecture. I was ordered by my father to take my family, Li Fu, out to look for my cousin." The master said, "Wang Quan, since you are from Tiantai County, why did you come to my land? , Killed the wife of Liu Chun, a butcher in Liangguantun?" Wang Quan said: "When I returned to my father's station, I didn't know that the soldiers did not kill anyone." The master said, "You didn't kill anyone, so why is the head there? In your hand?" Wang Quan said: "It's actually my family Li Fu who came to inspect in Weitang. Please give me special thought." The master slapped the gavel and said: "It's full of nonsense, probably copying it

I won't answer anything I ask. Come and watch the staff serve." This is also half a threat, and the officers under him agreed and were about to take the clamp

Suddenly, there was a whirlwind in front of the lobby, and no one was seen on the opposite side. After the gust of wind passed, the master saw a note on the gongan table.

It said:

The Holy Dharma shown by the Lord is boundless. You are lucky to have a chance encounter today. The two are not the real culprits. Find the culprit quickly and finish the case.

When the master looked at it, he said "ha" and was speechless for a long time. Then he ordered Wang Quan and Li Fu to be taken down and detained.

Don't make it difficult for them. Give them food when they should eat, and give them drink when they need to drink. The officials under his command agreed, and the master immediately withdrew. Arriving at

the study, his men prepared dinner. After the master finished his dinner, he drank tea in the study and sat under the lamp, thinking about the case in his mind. Seeing Wang

He is a scholar. Li Fu is an honest person and would never do such evil things. Suddenly there was a strange wind in the lobby.

I don’t know where the words came from. Cambodia, the more I thought about it, the weirder it became. I hesitated and lay down with my hands on my hands. As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw outside

A poor monk came in. His short hair was more than two inches long, his face was greasy, he wore shabby clothes with short sleeves and a missing collar, and a velvet ribbon around his waist, which was lumpy

Da, bare feet, wearing two straw sandals. The master asked: "Who is it?" The monk said: "Me." The master said:

"Who are you?" The monk said:

My soul is drunk in Jidian. It should be white water crossing Xiaoshan. If the master wants to solve the unsolved case, he must thank the poor monk for a jar of wine.

When the master heard this, he said: "There is some wine. Do you know who the murderer is?" The monk turned away and left. The master said: "Come back

Come back." The monk did not Looking back, the master became anxious and shouted: "Come back." As he was sleeping, he shouted out, and just in time to catch up with two family members, Zhang Fu and Zhang Lu, standing beside him to wait on him. Seeing that the master was asleep, Zhang Fu whispered to Zhang Lu: "Yesterday I played dice with them and lost several times. The master is asleep. Brother, you can wait here. I will go with them again." "I want it." Zhang Lu said: "Come on, come on." Zhang Fu nodded and was about to go out when the master said in a dream: "Come back." >

When Shang came back, Zhang Lu was frightened. He thought he was going to throw dice but the master heard him and called him back, saying: "The villain is not leaving." "The master woke up and remembered the things in the dream clearly. He immediately asked Zhang Lu to bring him a pen and inkstone. Zhang Lu agreed and took the paper, pen, inkstone and the master said what the monk said in the dream. Write four sentences. The master looked at these four sentences and looked at them. He leaned back on the table and fell asleep again. When he came, the master asked: "Monk, I don't understand what you just said. Let me ask you, do you know who the murderer is? Tell me and I will thank you for a jar of wine. The monk said: "Master wants to ask, I am Jidian, Lingyin of West Lake." On my way to Baishui, I passed by Xiaoshan. Wang Quan, Li Fu,

Unjust injustice. The murderer is now in Xiguan. Similar to the plaintiff, they are not equal. Investigate Liu Xi and the case can be completed. "After the monk finished speaking, he turned around and left. The master said, "I still don't understand what you said. Come back." "The monk left again. The master woke up with a start. At that time, he took a pen and wrote these thirteen sentences again. The master heard the sky beating outside and thought to himself, this dream is true

It was really weird. I felt like I was in a daze for a while. After sitting for a long time, I closed my eyes again without realizing it.

I just fell asleep and saw the poor monk coming again. The master looked at it and asked, "Monk, who is the murderer?" You have to say

Understand. The monk smiled slightly and said, "Do you really want to ask the murderer?" It's two pieces of velvet tape, and it's hard to carry a big boulder. Go ahead before the rain,

Hold a knife and see blood. "After the monk finished speaking, he went away. The master opened his eyes and found out that it was still a dream. He only listened to the three drums of Tianjiao outside. The county magistrate wrote these four sentences again. The county magistrate Zhang Jiasan, this is I was born in Liangbang, full of knowledge, and full of beauty.

When I think about it, these four sentences are just idioms. The head must be

wind. Holding a knife and seeing blood means killing. It is combined into four characters, namely "Broken Mountain Wind Kill". The county magistrate thought: "It must have the same sound but different characters, and it is fierce

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The hand must be Duan Shanfeng. "I thought about it for a long time, and it was already dead of night, so I settled down and went to bed. I got up the next morning, had tea in front of me, and immediately told Zhuang Zao that the third class was going to class. The master asked everyone: "Where is the place? Is there anyone named Duan Shanfeng? Who are you waiting for

to know? A clerk from the side came over and said, "Reporting to the master, there is a pig butcher in this county named Duan Shanfeng." "

As soon as the county magistrate heard this, he immediately sent Wang Xiong and Li Bao to arrest and seize Duanfeng Mountain for me.

When Wang Xiong and Li Bao heard this, their expressions changed even more with fright. They immediately kowtowed to the master and said, "Thank you for your grace. Duan Shanfeng really can't get it after serving." The master said: "What?" "Wang Xiong and Li Bao said: "Back to my lord, Duan Shanfeng has the ability to break a stool and cut rocks. A large stone can be broken into powder with one palm. No matter what kind of solid bench it is, just sit down and use your strength. , the bench is in two parts. Duan Shanfeng is outstanding and has great abilities, but I really can't get him in the service. I beg you for your grace. "When the county magistrate heard this, he became very angry and said with alarm, "Officials investigate cases and those who handle cases try to catch the thief. If I send you to handle it, then you have to handle it for me. . "Wang Xiong and Li Bao just kowtowed. When they looked again, they saw that the master had left the hall, turned around the screen, and returned to his home. Wang Xiong and Li Bao then came to the prison room, and Wang Xiong said : "How is this good? Speak slowly

You and I, even twenty people can't take Duan Shanfeng. "Li Bao suddenly remembered a person, and it would be easy to capture Duan Shanfeng.

I don't know what happened next, but let's see what happens next.

2. The legend of Jigong - Burning Jingci Temple

It is said that Gansan in June of the lunar calendar is the birthday of the God of Fire.

Gansan in June this year was a hot day, but it was a hot day when I went to Nanping Mountain. More people than usual came to Ci Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha. They burned incense and kowtowed, praying to the God of Fire not to bring down fires and to bless everyone for safety all year round.

When lunch was about to begin, a young and beautiful girl came outside the gate of Jingci Temple. Son. This girl was wearing a red silk dress, holding a small parasol in her hand, and her dark eyes were looking around, as if someone was chasing her.

At this time, Monk Jidian was staying in Jingci Temple. It was neither early nor late. At exactly this time, he rushed out of the wok stove room, holding a bamboo stick in one hand. Without saying a word, he stretched out his arms to block the mountain gate. Let the girl come in. If the girl goes east, Jidian will block it. If the girl runs west, Jidian will block it. The girl's face will be red, and her face will be covered with sweat. Some people are burning incense and worshiping Buddha. When people saw that Jidian was arranging women in public, they all cheered.

The old abbot heard the noise outside and hurried out with a walking stick. Seeing Jidian acting like this. , and shouted loudly: "Jidian, do you look like a monk?" Don't leave me yet! Jidian turned around and asked the old abbot with a smile: "Master, tell me, is it better to have a temple or not?" The old abbot misunderstood what he was saying and ignored what he meant. He scolded Jidian and said, "Talk too much. It's better for us monks to have more things to do than to do less. Of course it's 'nothing'!" Jidian sighed and said, "Master, don't regret it when there is no more temples!" "The old abbot didn't even listen, so he hit Jidian with a walking stick and said, "'Nothing's wrong.' I just wanted to get it!" Don't bother me here and get out of here! ?Get away from me! "When Jidian saw what the old abbot said, he put two bamboo sticks under his armpits and walked away alone.

The girl in red dress just walked into the main hall. He squeezed into the crowd and disappeared. At this time, a strong wind suddenly blew, and a red spider hung from the main beam of the hall, and landed on the lighted candle. With a sound of "hoo", candlelight spread everywhere, and the hall immediately caught fire. The wind helped the fire, and the fire took advantage of the wind's power. In an instant, the magnificent Jingci Temple was burned into a sea of ??flames.

Many pilgrims They ran around with the monk and hid somewhere. Only the firewood shed at the back of the palace was not on fire, so everyone pushed each other and rushed there. When they opened the door, they saw that Jidian had two raised arms. He was lying on the haystack, feeling very sleepy. Everyone was trying to push him, and Jidian rolled over while rubbing his eyelids. He said in a daze: "Don't make any noise, don't make any noise!" What are you arguing about? Everyone dragged him up and said loudly: "The fire is burning on your eyebrows, you are still sleepy!" "Jidian didn't answer, but just smiled at everyone. The old abbot became angry when he saw it, and said: "The temple is burned down, and it's too late for people to cry. You are still happy! "Jidian said: "Haha! This is something you have to ask Master! "After hearing this, the old abbot was confused and asked Jidian what was going on. Jidian then explained: "The girl in the red dress just now was transformed by the God of Fire. She will come to be burned at three quarters today. Ci Si, if I don't let her in, I want to waste time, so the fire won't burn.

The old abbot said anxiously after hearing this: "Oh, how do I know? Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" Jidian said, "You still blame me for not telling you earlier?" ——I stopped you even if you tried! Everyone is criticizing me. Just now I asked Master, didn't Master say, "There is no temple"? Humph, didn’t you hit me with a cane? Only then did the old abbot understand that he had misheard the words in his impatience. He was so ashamed and sad that he held back his tears and said, "Ahem!" I thought you were talking about the "matter" of things. You know that it is the "temple" of a temple. How could you say that one temple with more temples is not as good as one with one temple less? well! ”