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Date joke of ex-wife after marriage

Ready to get married, my ex-girlfriend gave me and my girlfriend a small gift: there is a jujube, which is said to be born early; A bowl, saying that there is food to eat after marriage; An umbrella says that there is no wind or rain after marriage; A box of matches says that the days are booming.

My girlfriend and I are very happy.

Damn it, think about it. Something's wrong. Isn't this "breaking up sooner or later"? !