Super funny sex signature 86 sentences

One, there are so many guidebooks in the country, but I am in The Journey to the West.

Second, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Third, children's shoes, if you see nonsense eggs, throw them an egg.

Fourth, I will look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

Five, to copy the main, supplemented by Mongolia, Mongolia copy combination, must pass!

6. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

Seven, when you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

Eight, there is still a message in my mobile phone that I like your sentence.

Nine, comfort yourself every time you finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

Eleven, low-key does not mean that I have no light, kindness does not mean that I am weak.

Twelve, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I was blind.

Thirteen, when I hope to receive a red envelope, I will open it and then write another package.

The small shop next to the school carries all our childhood dreams.

15. In any case, someone will always choose to forgive.

I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

17. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

18. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

Nineteen, the fat man's motto is: where to fall, where to make a hole.

Suppose fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

Twenty-one, when counting sheep, suddenly a lamb said to me: get up from sleep!

Twenty-two, men are not bad, women do not love. Men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal.

Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

Twenty-five, just because I saw you again in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

I'm especially glad that Sean's son didn't inherit his small eyes.

Twenty-eight, some people, knowing that falling in love will hurt, still have to love.

Twenty-nine, love you don't need too many words, it's enough to have you in my heart.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

Brother, brother, brother, brother, I don't have to do my homework in order not to fail the exam.

Because nothing is worth remembering forever, I can only make you disappear.

Thirty-three, for me, the past is unremarkable; However, the future is always full of colors.

Thirty-four, even if you don't go out after washing your hair, you should take a few selfies, otherwise it's not a white wash.

Thirty-five, wages are like running water, loans are like hungry ghosts, eating big meals at the beginning of the month and learning from turtles at the end of the month.

Don't say I have a bad temper. If I don't protect myself in this world, who will?

Thirty-seven, drink a catty of white wine, I absolutely don't feel it, because I'm dead after drinking half a catty.

I love you: forever! Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Love floods the Yellow River!

Thirty-nine, there are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

Forty, you can't get what you didn't care about before, and you don't want what you didn't get before.

Forty-one, when a wise man is at a loss, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

Forty-two, I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

Forty-three, the ends of the earth, willing to join hands with you to grow old. This is the rhythm of happiness.

Forty-four, living in this era of grass and mud horses, we must hold the attitude of dying for everything.

45. Loving someone feels like caring about everything and forgiving everything.

46. Why are boys always hard below and hard below? Is it because there is less water?

47. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

48. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

49. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

50. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

Fifty-one, that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

Fifty-two, don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not for you. I can only make you cry.

Fifty-four, I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow of the sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow.

Fifty-five, the old vine is dizzy, and the money is not enough. I'm still alone, and no one wants to be blind if I'm ugly.

56. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Fifty-seven, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening on New Year's Eve and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

58. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

I dare not say that I can give you what you want, but I have such a sincere beating heart.

60. A knowing smile, a comforting word and an unnecessary hug are enough.

Sixty-one, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you can come out is a fart.

Sixty-two, you should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Sixty-three, I swear, cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

Sixty-four, I just want you to take me with you. Don't tell me to let you go. I can't. I just want you, believe it or not.

Sixty-five, men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

66. Never quarrel with * *. If you win, you will only win a * *, and if you lose, you will win a * *.

Money is nothing in my hands, just like garbage, but I bought the humblest love with it.

Sixty-eight, we are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. We will accompany you on the trumpet. My name is Zeng. I'm in Class 1, Grade 2.

Sixty-nine, the mosquito was really angry after biting you, but even more angry, it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

Seventy, those seemingly fireworks meet, just a moment of prosperity. Perhaps, some things have been doomed.

Seventy-one, I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold emanating from my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

Seventy-two years later, I realized that "bride" means taking over from mother to take care of son.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

74. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

Seventy-five, girl, find a husband and have a child named Xia in the future. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

Seventy-six, don't look back on the past, and don't be afraid to look forward to the future, but want stay real to be good at the present.

Seventy-seven, the college entrance examination results came out, and the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and told me that this is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

Seventy-nine, the National Day is seven days, and you will be scolded four times a day: you don't get up in the morning, you surf the Internet when you get up, you don't want to eat, and you don't sleep at night.

When you find a girlfriend, you must be kind to her. Don't hurt her, bully her or let her down. After all, she is blind.

There is a monkey in the zoo so ugly that everyone vomits. One day I went there and I threw up. One day you went there and the monkey threw up.

Eighty-two, there are always a group of invisible friends, lying on the friends list like dead people. Occasionally cheat the corpse, and occasionally change the epitaph.

83. Nowadays, girls are: fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, * * female hooligans in front of acquaintances and girlfriends.

Solicitation: Son of a bitch, we still have a lot to do in this life. Stop wasting your time playing hide-and-seek with me and jump out!

Eighty-five, the heart should let you hear, love should let you see, not afraid to admit how attached I am to you; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

86. My mother said that I was short and ugly with a bad temper, and certainly no boys liked me. I want to say-am I your own?