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I like fishing and recently opened a wild bonito fishing restaurant. Please give me a pair of couplets for wild fishing, thank you!

The first part: jade pole, gold hook and jade thread

Bottom line: bait, fishy powder, sour and smelly material

Horizontal batch: fishing in leisure time.

The first part: raise the pole and fly the hook, waiting for good news.

Bottom line: Hold your breath and wait for the signal.

Horizontal batch: just eat.

Part I: Taiwan fishing is not as good as sea fishing.

Bottom line: It is more difficult for a geek to be an amateur than a fisherman.

Horizontal batch: forget to eat and sleep.

Part I: Going to the door is not just about drinking tea, but also about fish and competition.

Bottom line: when you enter the store, you should pick a hook for your friend's pole and talk about fishing skills.

The first part: fishing for the sun and the moon at the bottom of floating fishing

Bottom line: wind, rain and spring and autumn

Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait

The first part: fishing for the moon in autumn and fishing for the moon in spring.

The second part: stealing fun in a hundred years' leisure.

Horizontal batch: hook and temptation

Part one: It is better to be satisfied with a hook than with a fish.

Bottom line: it is more difficult to watch the moon on the wall than to swim and fish for leisure.

Horizontal criticism: tired and happy

The first part: The grand occasion of Overseas Chinese Village highlights the flying silk of jade pole.

Bottom line: Let's get together, scatter the silver hooks and swing the water.

Horizontal batch: fishing in the east and fishing in the west

The first part: waving jade poles, gold hooks and silver wires in the water.

Bottom line: gently relax the monkey arm, red carp and white crucian carp, and enter the protection.