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Madagascar 2's classic dialogue

It's really disappointing that they didn't grow as you expected.

It's really disappointing when they don't grow up as you hope.

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I still think he is too ostentatious.

I still think he likes to show off a little.

Fifty-six

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It must be. He's an animal.

You have to give it to him. This guy is an animal.

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If you come to Manhattan one day, don't worry, just call.

If you come to downtown Manhattan, please call first at any time.

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But seriously, you must call first, okay?

Seriously, no phone calls. Okay?

If the air pressure in the cabin suddenly drops, please wear a mask.

Please wear a mask if the cabin loses pressure. ...

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So other passengers won't be scared by your frightened expression.

In order not to let other passengers see your frightened expression.

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We may end up like this, Marty.

This could be it, Marty.

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But I still want to say that you are a true friend, one in a million.

I just want you to know that you are a good friend in a million.

193

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Thanks, man. You are the best. Always will be.

Thanks, man. You are the best.

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I know you won't mind me telling you.

I know you won't mind when I tell you. ...

195

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Tell me. Tell me what?

Let's go Tell me, tell me, tell me what?

196

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-I broke your iPod. -What? !

-I broke your iPod! -What?

197

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The button is too small. I can't take it anymore. ...

The button is too small.

198

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-It's terrible. -I'm sorry.

-It makes me angry. -I'm sorry.

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-I'll kill you! -It was an accident. I'm sorry

I'll kill you!

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Attention, this is the captain.

I am your captain.

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I have good news and bad news.

I have good news and bad news.

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The good news is that we will land soon.

The good news is that we will land immediately.

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The bad news is.

The bad news is. ...

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We will fall.

We made a forced landing!

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When you want to travel by air, we know you have no choice.

Speaking of air travel, we know you have no choice.

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But thank you for choosing Penguin Airlines.

But thank you again for choosing Penguin Airlines.

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Kovoski casualty report

Kowalski, casualty report.

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Only two passengers disappeared in front of the captain.

Only two passengers are missing, captain.

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I can accept this figure. Nice landing, guys!

I can accept this figure. Nice landing, boys.

395

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Hey, girl, you are strong enough.

Kind girl. You are huge.

396

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Who is your friend? Or is that your ass?

Who is your friend or your ass?

397

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You are really fast.

Girl, you're as fast as you can.

398

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So you call it a motorcycle?

You are the motorcycle.

399

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Of course, you have to say such a beautiful name twice.

The name is so beautiful, when you say it twice.

460

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I am too old to die.

I am too old to die.

564

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I really want to kiss you monkey.

I want to kiss you, monkey man

.

795

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If there are only two days left to live

There are only two days to live.

796

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I will realize everything I dream of doing.

I will do everything I dream of doing.

797

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what's up

Like what?

798

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I want to be a professional whistler.

I want to be a professional whistler.

799

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I'm great now.

I'm surprised that I should know.

Eight hundred

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But I want to be better.

But I want to get good luck more.

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You can make a living by this.

I'll make a living from it.

802

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You know what else I'll do?

You know what else I'll do?

803

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I want to invade the territory of a neighboring country.

I will invade a neighboring country. ...

804

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Whether they like it or not, they will impose my ideology on them.

... my own ideology, even if they don't want it.

This is also extremely cold. . . Laughing at Bush's insistence on riding a tiger = =

843

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She loves me.

She loves me.

844

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She likes my eyes.

She likes my eyes.

845

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She loves me.

She loves me.

846

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She loves my past.

She likes my ass.

847

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She likes my round figure.

She likes my roundness.

848

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She likes my strength.

She likes me short and fat.

849

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She likes my fullness.

She likes me plump.

850

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She likes my hip-hop style.

She loves my health.

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She likes my wisdom.

She likes my enthusiasm.

852

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She never stopped loving me.

She loves me uneasily.

853

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She loves me forever.

She loves me forever.

854

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She loves me because she loves me.

She loves me because she loves me.

Super narcissistic hippo. . . Fold off the petals one by one and whisper. . . .

882

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Listen, motorcycle, motorcycle, you treat this lady as the queen.

Listen, motorcycle, you treat this lady like a queen.

883

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Because of my friend, you found the perfect female friend.

Because of you, my friend, you found the perfect woman.

884

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If I am as lucky as you,

If I am lucky enough to find the perfect woman

885

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I will send her flowers every day.

I will send her flowers every day.

886

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This is no ordinary broken flower.

It's not just any flower, okay?

887

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She likes white orchids best.

She likes orchids best. White.

888

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Before breakfast, six pieces of whole wheat bread should be buttered on both sides.

Have breakfast in bed. Six slices of wheat toast with butter on both sides.

889

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No shell. She likes it.

No crust. The way she likes it.

890

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I will cry on her shoulder and be her best friend.

I will be her crying shoulder and her best friend. ...

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Trying to make her laugh all day.

I think about how to make her laugh every day.

892

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She has the most beautiful laughter in the world.

She has the most ... the most amazing laughter.

893

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I mean, if I were you, I would do it.

I mean ... If I were you, I would do it.

894

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But I'm not you. You'd better do it.

But I'm not. So you do it.

= = What do you think? Neta is a savage girlfriend.

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Maybe someone doesn't want these photos to spread.

Maybe someone doesn't want these things to float around on the prairie.

I didn't want to add it. . . But think about it, Edison Chen must have heard this sentence, so. . .

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Dad's fine, Marty

The old man is not so bad. Hey Marty?

Marty. Who's Marty?

Marty. Who's Marty?

-Stop pretending. -I don't know, Marty. Don't call me Marty.

-Come on? -I don't know, Marty. Don't call me Marty.

You can't fool me.

You can't fool me.

I didn't see Marty. There is no Marty here.

I didn't see Marty. No Marty, she

Marty, I can look you in the eye

Marty, I can look you in the eye ...

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I know it's you.

I know it's you.

Proud and charming. . . . . . . . Zebras are absolutely proud. . . . . . .

Okay, but you are ugly.

Ok, but you are too hateful. The cold jokes here are too cold. . . . . . . Not only cold. . . . . . . And disgusting. . . That monkey really kissed the penguin. . . . . .