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Madagascar 2's classic dialogue
It's really disappointing when they don't grow up as you hope.
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I still think he is too ostentatious.
I still think he likes to show off a little.
Fifty-six
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It must be. He's an animal.
You have to give it to him. This guy is an animal.
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If you come to Manhattan one day, don't worry, just call.
If you come to downtown Manhattan, please call first at any time.
8 1
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But seriously, you must call first, okay?
Seriously, no phone calls. Okay?
If the air pressure in the cabin suddenly drops, please wear a mask.
Please wear a mask if the cabin loses pressure. ...
123
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So other passengers won't be scared by your frightened expression.
In order not to let other passengers see your frightened expression.
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We may end up like this, Marty.
This could be it, Marty.
192
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But I still want to say that you are a true friend, one in a million.
I just want you to know that you are a good friend in a million.
193
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Thanks, man. You are the best. Always will be.
Thanks, man. You are the best.
194
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I know you won't mind me telling you.
I know you won't mind when I tell you. ...
195
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Tell me. Tell me what?
Let's go Tell me, tell me, tell me what?
196
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-I broke your iPod. -What? !
-I broke your iPod! -What?
197
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The button is too small. I can't take it anymore. ...
The button is too small.
198
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-It's terrible. -I'm sorry.
-It makes me angry. -I'm sorry.
199
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-I'll kill you! -It was an accident. I'm sorry
I'll kill you!
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Attention, this is the captain.
I am your captain.
182
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I have good news and bad news.
I have good news and bad news.
183
00: 13:44,689 ->00: 13:46,668
The good news is that we will land soon.
The good news is that we will land immediately.
184
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The bad news is.
The bad news is. ...
185
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We will fall.
We made a forced landing!
186
00: 13:52,076 ->00: 13:55,423
When you want to travel by air, we know you have no choice.
Speaking of air travel, we know you have no choice.
187
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But thank you for choosing Penguin Airlines.
But thank you again for choosing Penguin Airlines.
19
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Kovoski casualty report
Kowalski, casualty report.
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Only two passengers disappeared in front of the captain.
Only two passengers are missing, captain.
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I can accept this figure. Nice landing, guys!
I can accept this figure. Nice landing, boys.
395
00:26:30,606 ->00:26:32,895
Hey, girl, you are strong enough.
Kind girl. You are huge.
396
00:26:32,938-->00:26:35,542
Who is your friend? Or is that your ass?
Who is your friend or your ass?
397
00:26:36,608 ->00:26:38,79 1
You are really fast.
Girl, you're as fast as you can.
398
00:26:38,792 ->00:26:4 1,266
So you call it a motorcycle?
You are the motorcycle.
399
00:26:4 1,29 1 ->00:26:43,840
Of course, you have to say such a beautiful name twice.
The name is so beautiful, when you say it twice.
460
00:30:38,448-->00:30:40,508
I am too old to die.
I am too old to die.
564
00:37:0 1,675 ->00:37:04, 142
I really want to kiss you monkey.
I want to kiss you, monkey man
.
795
00:49:55,207-->00:49:57,652
If there are only two days left to live
There are only two days to live.
796
00:49:57,653-->00:50:00,829
I will realize everything I dream of doing.
I will do everything I dream of doing.
797
00:50:00,95 1 ->00:50:0 1,822
what's up
Like what?
798
00:50:0 1,824 ->00:50:04,966
I want to be a professional whistler.
I want to be a professional whistler.
799
00:50:04,985-->00:50:07,062
I'm great now.
I'm surprised that I should know.
Eight hundred
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But I want to be better.
But I want to get good luck more.
80 1
00:50:09, 197 ->00:50: 1 1,2 10
You can make a living by this.
I'll make a living from it.
802
00:50: 19,6 18 ->00:50:2 1,465
You know what else I'll do?
You know what else I'll do?
803
00:50:2 1,467 ->00:50:24,62 1
I want to invade the territory of a neighboring country.
I will invade a neighboring country. ...
804
00:50:24,669 ->00:50:28,646
Whether they like it or not, they will impose my ideology on them.
... my own ideology, even if they don't want it.
This is also extremely cold. . . Laughing at Bush's insistence on riding a tiger = =
843
00:52:24,52 1 ->00:52:26,556
She loves me.
She loves me.
844
00:52:26,557-->00:52:28,570
She likes my eyes.
She likes my eyes.
845
00:52:28,8 13 ->00:52:30,704
She loves me.
She loves me.
846
00:52:30,728 ->00:52:32,595
She loves my past.
She likes my ass.
847
00:52:32,620 ->00:52:34, 173
She likes my round figure.
She likes my roundness.
848
00:52:34,803 ->00:52:36,666
She likes my strength.
She likes me short and fat.
849
00:52:36,68 1 ->00:52:38,85 1
She likes my fullness.
She likes me plump.
850
00:52:38,853 ->00:52:4 1, 179
She likes my hip-hop style.
She loves my health.
85 1
00:52:4 1, 190 ->00:52:43,023
She likes my wisdom.
She likes my enthusiasm.
852
00:52:43,024 ->00:52:44,969
She never stopped loving me.
She loves me uneasily.
853
00:52:45,0 13 ->00:52:47,486
She loves me forever.
She loves me forever.
854
00:52:47,487 ->00:52:50, 14 1
She loves me because she loves me.
She loves me because she loves me.
Super narcissistic hippo. . . Fold off the petals one by one and whisper. . . .
882
00:54:20,250-->00:54:24,009
Listen, motorcycle, motorcycle, you treat this lady as the queen.
Listen, motorcycle, you treat this lady like a queen.
883
00:54:24,033-->00:54:27,489
Because of my friend, you found the perfect female friend.
Because of you, my friend, you found the perfect woman.
884
00:54:27,505-->00:54:29,950
If I am as lucky as you,
If I am lucky enough to find the perfect woman
885
00:54:29,95 1 ->00:54:3 1,866
I will send her flowers every day.
I will send her flowers every day.
886
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This is no ordinary broken flower.
It's not just any flower, okay?
887
00:54:33,855 ->00:54:36,522
She likes white orchids best.
She likes orchids best. White.
888
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Before breakfast, six pieces of whole wheat bread should be buttered on both sides.
Have breakfast in bed. Six slices of wheat toast with butter on both sides.
889
00:54:40,503 ->00:54:42, 174
No shell. She likes it.
No crust. The way she likes it.
890
00:54:42,222 ->00:54:45,778
I will cry on her shoulder and be her best friend.
I will be her crying shoulder and her best friend. ...
89 1
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Trying to make her laugh all day.
I think about how to make her laugh every day.
892
00:54:49,570 ->00:54:53,837
She has the most beautiful laughter in the world.
She has the most ... the most amazing laughter.
893
00:54:56,470-->00:54:59,828
I mean, if I were you, I would do it.
I mean ... If I were you, I would do it.
894
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But I'm not you. You'd better do it.
But I'm not. So you do it.
= = What do you think? Neta is a savage girlfriend.
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Maybe someone doesn't want these photos to spread.
Maybe someone doesn't want these things to float around on the prairie.
I didn't want to add it. . . But think about it, Edison Chen must have heard this sentence, so. . .
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Dad's fine, Marty
The old man is not so bad. Hey Marty?
Marty. Who's Marty?
Marty. Who's Marty?
-Stop pretending. -I don't know, Marty. Don't call me Marty.
-Come on? -I don't know, Marty. Don't call me Marty.
You can't fool me.
You can't fool me.
I didn't see Marty. There is no Marty here.
I didn't see Marty. No Marty, she
Marty, I can look you in the eye
Marty, I can look you in the eye ...
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I know it's you.
I know it's you.
Proud and charming. . . . . . . . Zebras are absolutely proud. . . . . . .
Okay, but you are ugly.
Ok, but you are too hateful. The cold jokes here are too cold. . . . . . . Not only cold. . . . . . . And disgusting. . . That monkey really kissed the penguin. . . . . .
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