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See how science and engineering boys educate their wives from liberal arts!
As a liberal arts student, my wife often jokes about liberal arts students.
Why do liberal arts students make jokes? Because liberal arts students lack science and engineering thinking and systematic logical thinking training. In fact, I made a mistake that liberal arts students often make, and made the common phenomenon absolute. In fact, not all liberal arts students lack science and engineering thinking and logical thinking, such as Mao Zedong, a liberal arts student. However, Mao Zedong once said that engineering is the best, science is the second, and liberal arts is the worst. Mao Zedong said it was reasonable. About liberal arts students, the accurate expression of science and engineering is that most liberal arts students are perceptual, lacking logical thinking and science and engineering thinking, and only a few liberal arts students have good logical thinking.
As we all know, most girls are more emotional, prone to tears, sentimental and emotional. Just like this is more in line with the characteristics of liberal arts students. Therefore, most girls will choose liberal arts and liberal arts majors when they are in high school or college. A large number of girls choose liberal arts majors, which further strengthens the characteristics of liberal arts students: sensibility, sensibility, lack of science and engineering thinking and logical thinking.
My wife is such a liberal arts student. In my eyes, she is a little retarded. Of course, her IQ is normal. The reason why she is mentally retarded is that she is too emotional and lacks thinking in science and engineering.
One day, when my wife came back from buying vegetables, she hurriedly stuffed me with a newspaper and pointed to an article on it to educate me. The content of the article is: A young couple went shopping together. The woman picked out a good dish, and the man took out a bill and said, I'll give you a bill instead of coins, lest the coins freeze your hands. . . . . . ! So, the woman was moved in a big mess and hugged the man's arm!
I gave my wife a good education with science and engineering thinking: the man in the article obviously has ulterior motives or is a little retarded. What coin is colder than paper money, so it will freeze people. If you really feel bad about your wife's hand, just give the coin to the vegetable seller. Give the money directly to the vegetable seller, regardless of the paper money and coins. Won't that woman freeze anything? It also saves the effort to ask for money!
After listening to my translation, my wife froze for a long time, and finally went into the kitchen to cook with a long face, hahaha! Another joke of my wife is that she said that a large number of villas built by capitalists before liberation on a road in Shanghai are now poor.
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